Simon Mayo's Confessions

Step into the confessional for another uproarious episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! Join Father Simon and the Confessional Collective as they sift through a treasure trove of laugh-out-loud confessions this week. Starting with Mags, who shares a hilariously vengeful tale from her Glaswegian dad Bill, involving a mischievous act with washing-up liquid that turns a dull street into a bubble-fille...

Step into the confessional for another side-splitting episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! Join Father Simon and the Confessional Collective as they navigate a myriad of wild and comedic tales. This week, get ready to cringe and chuckle as a parent confesses to a decades-long fib about microchipping their spirited child, causing a mix of hilarity and heart-warming guilt. Plus, Max shares a cringe-...

Step into the confessional for yet another captivating episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! Join Father Simon and the Confessional Collective as they dive into a series of hilarious and morally questionable tales. This week, Mr. Wilkins comes forward with an outrageous confession about bending the rules in education to maintain a perfect pass rate, while Adam takes us back to a nostalgic childhood...

Step into the confessional for another marvellous episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! Join Father Simon and the Confessional Collective as they unravel hilarious and heartwarming tales that showcase the wonderfully chaotic side of life. This week, Mr. L reflects on a wild school trip to France filled with pranks and unexpected antics, Tommy finds himself in a sticky situation following a village...

Step into the confessional for another laughter-packed episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! This week, Father Simon and the Confessional Collective delve into a variety of hilarious tales, kicking things off with Marty's unforgettable pizza delivery disaster from his teenage years. Listen in as Graham's smart speaker prank has hilarious consequences. Plus, Nobby recalls swindling a grumpy sweet sh...

Step into the confessional for another unforgettable episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! This week, Father Simon and the Confession Collective dive into a whirlwind of hilarious stories that blend chaos and absurdity. Join Ross as he shares a shocking end-of-year assembly prank he pulled in primary school, transforming heartfelt compliments into laugh-out-loud insults! Witness the awkward situati...

Step into the confessional for another wild ride on Simon Mayo's Confessions! This week, Father Simon and the Confession Collective tackle tales of hilarity and absurdity that are sure to leave you chuckling. Join Gary as he recalls his cheeky talent show secret from the '80s involving a Casio keyboard and some clever miming! Also, get ready to hear Sir Harry’s awkward bathroom blunder that may ha...

Step into the confessional for another unforgettable episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! This week, Father Simon and the Confession Collective dive headfirst into tales of hilarity, awkwardness, and unexpected moments. Join us as Martin from Belfast recounts his cheeky quiz controversy that left him hiding behind an autograph in 'What's The Buzz , Tell Me what's happening. Meanwhile, Bert shares...

Step into the confessional for another riotously funny episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! This week, Father Simon and the Confession Collective share outrageous stories that will leave you gasping and laughing. There's Jane's cringe-worthy equestrian experience that left her wishing she had stayed home and Well-Intentioned Dad's laughter-filled confession about his daughter's cornet performance...

Step into the confessional for a special delve into the crypt for this week's episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! The Confession Collective deliver a mix of hilarity and unexpected twists, including Zeb’s comically chaotic encounter while farming, involving a tractor, headphones, and a very awkward surprise. Nigel's shockingly awkward New Year's revelation that turns family dynamics upside down....

Step into the confessional for another uproarious episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! This week, Father Simon and the Confession Collective dive into an array of colourful tales. including Inga from the Bottom Table’s questionable impersonation at a wedding and Corporal Jones’ audacious prank during army training that spiralled into chaos. Prepare for laughter, shocking antics, and some surprisin...

Step into the confessional once again for a rollercoaster of hilarity in this week’s episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! Join Father Simon and the Confession Collective as they tackle a series of outrageous tales, from drunken escapade involving undies and bush antics in Cuba, to a bill confusion that led to stolen flatmates money. Plus there is two bonus confessions from the Crypt involving a bi...

Step into the confessional for another delightful episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! Join Father Simon, Brother Matt, Sister Suzi and Sister Holly as they navigate a whirlwind of hilarious and chaotic confessions, including a wedding ceremony derailed by a falconer’s owl, a prank involving raw eggs that leaves a group of swanky car enthusiasts in a sticky situation, a pristine petri dish of perf...

Step into the confessional for another hilarious episode of Simon Mayo’s Confessions! This week, we dive into a collection of hilariously questionable decisions, from a rugby player's outrageous prank with a mysterious rub to a woman's chicken soup debacle that has serious consequences. Join Father Simon and the Confessional Collective as they unravel the chaos behind Max's April Fool's prank that...

What do a cruise convenience calamity, a Chuckle brothers signed program, a washed up coffin and a possessed car have in common? They're all tangled up in this week's mischievous confessions! This week's episode features Colin's escapades with fellow students car. Then there's Redrock's tale, featuring a well made coffin that went in the river and washed up down the coast, leaving people to wonder...

From a swimming pool prank, to a missing cat, clairvoyant chaos and a gardener getting caught short, this week's confessions serve up another round of mischief, mishaps, and morally questionable decisions from a new generation of sinners as they seek redemption with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective! The Not for Broadcast section involves a toothbrush and a rude hand gesture. There's al...

What do a budgie's flight for freedom, a stuffed cornet, shouts of 'Wally' and some hot hot sauce have in common? They're all tangled up in this week's mischievous confessions! This week's episode features Chad's chilli confession, where a childhood love of spicy food let to an unfortunate A&E trip for an unsuspecting classmate. Then there's Andy's sad budgie tale, featuring a high-stakes race...

The stage is set and the confessions spotlight is on, and this week's tales are funnier and more outrageous than ever. Get ready for exam rallying, sister pranks, sickly scouts and bets as a new generation of sinners seek redemption with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective! This week features Andy who ended up collaborating with 140 other students during an exam, Drucilla who told her sis...

From a sibling prank, to a boy racer tale, exam cheating and a Cluedo playing cad with some shocking behaviour, this week's confessions serve up another round of mischief, mishaps, and morally questionable decisions from a new generation of sinners as they seek redemption with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective! The Not for Broadcast section involves a toothbrush and a tent. There's also...

It's another batch of confessions from a new generation of sinners as they seek redemption with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective! This week is filled with laughs! From spooky supernatural activity to frogs through a letterbox - no secret is safe from this crew. Expect tales of debauchery, deceit, and regret, including those far too disgusting for Greatest Hits Radio! Will these sinners...

It's another batch of confessions from a new generation of sinners as they seek redemption with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective! This week is filled with laughs! From a pee puddle to fake sand, make shift ear plus and cross curriculum experiments —no secret is safe from this crew. Expect tales of debauchery, deceit, and regret, including those far too disgusting for Greatest Hits Radi...

From a shoe swap, creative locksmithing, triplet trickery and a spooky prank with some angel statues this week's confessions serve up another round of mischief, mishaps, and morally questionable decisions from a new generation of sinners as they seek redemption with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective!  In the Not for Broadcast section, the team tackle house party cheating and airpor...

It's another batch of confessions from a new generation of sinners as they seek redemption with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective! This week is filled with laughs! From a revenge gift that oinks, a very dodgy drink, a family airport lockdown and a love story with slightly crossed wires —no secret is safe from this crew. Expect tales of debauchery, deceit, and regret, including those far...

It's another batch of confessions from a new generation of sinners as they seek redemption with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective! This week is filled with laughs! From on board cruise entertainment scuppered by an ice cube, a broken bingo machine, a school trip to Russia and very childish drawing on a reproductive medicine book —no secret is safe from this crew. Expect tales of debauch...

From crucifix calamities to creepy dolls, this week's confessions bring plenty of mischief, misunderstandings, and outright mayhem. Aled shares a tale of the time he accidentally trapped a TV producer in the door of an old bus - thanks to the enormous one-foot crucifix around the poor man's neck in Do-wah diddy, diddy dum, diddy uuurrrghh! Then there's Derek the Trucker with his tale - Mercy Sakes...