Silly little ding dongs

Been a while...but we're back! opping one off with some rants and raves about the airport. More to come! 

Standing in some random ...official area... and talking to no one about serial killing prevalence, avocado songs, homelessness & shame & failure & fear & billionaire copes. Come for the awkward acapella, stay for the levity!!

Scrolling IG and getting bullied about buying pearls 

So many different kinds of intelligence, going to bars, getting the ick. 

Driving through the wind, thinking about wind, thinking about MAGA and then being sad because men need help 

A piece from the cutting room floor

Post publish analysis of wtf that was and why I'm doing it

Feeling sick, bad campsite, weird pee device thing that only marginally (at best) improves female experience, Kim Stanley Robinson.  Podcast I mentioned: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/ending-capitalism-to-save-the-world-w-kim-stanley-robinson/id1577239978?i=1000693737126  If you want to piss on yourself: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08HV7JH69?ref=ppx_yo2ov_dt_b_fed_asin_title&th=1  If yo...

Driving to my office (the side of the road) and having a chat about jokes as a means to feel nothing (in a good way).  Podcast about Broken-ism: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/is-america-broken/id1081584611?i=1000690804613 

Bees, birds, javelina (just one), horns, and maybe-maybe-not picking up dog skulls.

Welcome to season 2. It will be weirder.

Lies lies lies! Seeings as Part II of Humans like humans is neither done nor good, we are riffing on the 4th of July in lieu of making good on promises to you, dear listener. In fumbling-the-ball episode, we cover the following -  The adorability of seeing young children externalizing their feelings to kind, empathetic adults; unrelated - the possibility of romanticizing said children enacting sai...

Too tired to write show notes. Lisa's OG (Original German) friend Constanze joins us for a conversation about being 24, dating a DJ, male hygiene, and sending the universe the signal that *YOU DON'T NEED THIS* Silly little ding dongs is hosted by Lisa Lorraine Carson. Lisa can be found ordering martinis in New Orleans with a beautiful German woman, giving young (confused but hot) female...

Beefs, problems, bad blood. This episode is all about the things under Lisa's skin, including things that are actually under her skin, i.e. pathogens from deep cleaning the squalor of a grifter (more on this soon).  In this episode we cover all things "having a beef" and dig into a few of Lisa's beefiest beefing, including but not limited to -  Ridley Scott (obviously) JK Rowli...

What would Carrie Bradshaw do if she sublet to a far filthier version of Anna Delvey? Probably call someone else and escape to Cabo with Big. Let it be known: Lisa isn’t Carrie. So she is on her hands and knees scrubbing up 5 months worth of delusion. Nothing like hard labor will make you think long and hard about your life choices.  In this episode we discuss -  Sticking it - the importance of na...

Our blind spots, seen via vintage sci-fi movies If you haven’t seen Ridley Scott’s 2012 blockbuster Prometheus, well, no need - Lisa will essentially narrate the entire film. But consider seeing it anyway because it’s her favorite movie! And it has something to show us - not about the future and/or creation - but about what we miss in our contemporary lives.  In this episode we’ll discuss -  Datin...

The TKP Rap: A Treatise on Being Cringe Have you ever done something you deem extremely cringe? Have you ever withered in shame and regret and self loathing over your weird gaffes and goofs? Are you a human? If so, you’re gonna love this one -  In this episode we discuss -  Plateaus - what are they, geologically? How do they differ from mountains, and what are other names for them? Have you ever f...

105. The Original Meditation App: A Gong Stressed? Overwhelmed? Plagued by general malaise about…everything? Consider a gong.  In this episode of Silly Little Ding Dongs, we dive deep into the world of gongs, exploring not just their purpose, history, & significance, but the emerging science of #GongLife and it’s implications for your relationships with your tech (and whatnot).  In this episod...

In this episode we review a fail-proof and fool-proof 8-step check list that is to be completed BEFORE throwing yourself into a volcano. There will be discussion of -  Bras - to bra or not? Lemonade, obviously  Gongs - interrupted and uninterrupted  Trees and their personal history  YOU! And what you can do to on days you feel like throwing yourself into a volcano Please listen responsibly. Oddly...

Do you know how to recognize the signs of cat's compulsively self pleasuring? If your cat is leading a life of sin, you are not alone. Let this survivor's story guide you back into the light. Because there is hope. In today's episode you can enjoy a range of discussion topics, including -  Cat domestication, general  Cat domestication, on the Oregon Trail  Annoyance Tax  Wikipedia ...

Some thoughts about birds and which birds are silly little ding dongs and which are hard as fuck gangsters. In this episode I explore The relationship to aging and bird watching  The most silly little ding dong birds, with rationale The least silly little ding dong birds, with warnings Specific focus on crows, with excerpted reading from Jenny Odell's How To Do Nothing A selected clip of bird...

Episode #1 of Silly little ding dongs is all about embracing God’s plan van. In this episode you’ll learn - What a silly little ding dong even is How the Newark airport security system works Letting go of anger through the lord’s work How to look for impaled apples, i.e., silly little ding dongs It was a supreme pleasure to record this episode and it’s all thanks to our sponsors, LEMONADE. I was f...