Sigmund Fraud

Poor Harold Pike seems like he struggles in relationships. More importantly, he truly believes that he has just pissed off a bunch of Greek Gods by being so irresistibly sexy that he incidentally seduced many of them without considering how the others might get jealous. But would a flunking Latin student like the Sigmund Fraud of a therapist Ian Herrin is really be the right fit to help Harold out...

John Wick oddly seems like he's doing surprisingly well under the guidance of that terrible Sigmund Fraud of a therapist Ian Herrin, but with show anxiety in the air, Ian finally seems like he's ready to reverse all of John's progress in one day. Lean in to your inner David Attenborough, John! That's the best side of you! Some improvisers can do sketch and some sketch performers ca...

This can't be real?? A Nightmare Clown that embodies the fears of children?!? A literal friggin' demon!?! Well it certainly doesn't have a chance of getting its existence back on track if it's going to Ian Herrin for therapy! That's the one demon even darker and scarier than it is!! Not everyone is cut out to be a Toxic Avenger! For goodness sake, these two are even struggling...

A.I. come to life in the fraternity bro formerly known as Chad and younger brother of Chat, Chad GPT has a number on eccentric insecurities perhaps a real therapist could help him with if only he would stop getting cease and desists. But that doesn't mean you shouldn't send out a cease and desist of your own when you meet a therapist as awful as that Sigmund Fraud Ian Herrin! Ian yet again...

Fabio Fontanelli is a gonzo journalist that seemingly gets a little too deep into his undercover work. But with the terrible Sigmund Fraud of a therapist Ian Herrin, will Fabio ever be able to understand that his footprint often detracts from the objectivity of the story he's trying to tell? Likely not, especially if Fabio insists on talking about his dreams and parents the whole time. Is the...

Jean de Vil, daughter to Cruella, mostly just wants to talk about her nail salon. But wouldn't you know with Ian Herrin as her Sigmund Fraud of a therapist, Jean will almost definitely never get a chance to expound upon her love for her part time work! Instead would you believe Ian somehow steers the conversation towards his collegiate rivalry? And what about Jean's mysterious relationship...

Jazz Swelltet is a psychopathic rage filled murdering stepfather with a Denim obsession from Rhode Island. But does the Sigmund Fraud of a therapist Ian Herrin hold Jazz accountable for any murdering at all? No. Of course he doesn't. Instead he's once again laser focused on his own romantic interests and references to Broadway musicals. And what Ms. Swelltet is doing behind and in front of...

Andy Spector isn't looking for therapy as much as he's looking for a good hang. But that's not what therapy's for! Although to Andy's credit, when your therapist is that Sigmund Fraud Ian Herrin, it make sense that one might perceive Ian as more of a friend than a therapeutic mental health professional. Drinking in therapy is NOT APPROPRIATE. Everyone gets drunk even if they sa...

Gary Whiel is a happy go lucky wanderlust spirit still grieving the end of his celebrity relationship. But if there's one therapist on Earth bad at processing breakups, it's gotta be the most fruadest therapist there is, Ian Herrin. You know you can't open up about one of your traumas from a past college experience Gary, because Ian will never let you stop unpacking every disgusting de...

Lady Ruth Brookwillow insists on being called Brooke despite that not at all being her name. But at least she GETS IT and puts her absolutely terrible therapist Ian Herrin in his place immediately and repeatedly. Brooke doesn't have grief ! She's merely the distinguished heiress to a French butter fortune ordered to therapy by her team of lawyers after her husband accidentally Humpty Dumpt...

Poor poor Tannery Brooke must have been too busy gallivanting off at a pub somewhere to remember his therapy appointment with the worst therapist in the world, Ian Herrin, but instead, a very insane man from the future that shares his name with a whiskey, Tullamore Dew storms into the office proclaiming only he can save humanity. Why are human beings forced underground and what has happened to the...

Chet Wonder finds himself trapped in a deep LARP life under siege by orcs. But with a Sigmund Fraud like Ian Herrin as his therapist, Chet is doomed to never be able to reach his full potential and value his community of friends with similar interests. Ian is actively breaching ethics by talking to your parents so much, Chet! Also, I think you should stop buying self-help books especially ones tha...

Bruce Blank makes lifelong friends everywhere he goes. So why does this terrible therapist Ian Herrin keep jumping down his throat about it?? There's nothing wrong with having a lot of friends! And there's nothing wrong with having a lot of interesting things in your wallet! Don't let the fact that Ian is a single, jealous, bitter ex-friend to Selena Gomez interfere with your opportuni...

A Long Long Time Ago, At A College Far Far Away.... FRAT WARS Non-traditional college student Han Solo Cup is a 30 year old smuggler pledging fraternities for the first time. His current options include the geeky, freaky Rebel Alliance and the rich, fascist Empire. Both throw raging parties, so Han is very confused. So he decides to seek out a Creative Thinking Office Renter in the swamps of New Y...

Oh no, another actor who can't differentiate reality from the television show he works on?? And one that is friends with Sir Patrick Stewart no less??? BEN (or whatever your real name is!)! Get out of there!! Ian is not the guy to ground anybody in any kind of reality! Remember New Orleans! Remember Rutgers! Remember Rob Kardashian's vehicle!! Ah, you could get used to this! And by "t...

Born "God", Big Chillin' is perhaps the biggest example of psychopathy to ever enter the office space of the truly terrible therapist Ian Herrin. But what else could you possibly expect from someone whose most neutral and least chaotic friend is an actor known for his brain injury. Big Chillin' purports to be making a major life decision between choosing the path of Catholic reli...

Yikes! Dolls! Uh-uh, too scary!! Rebecca Sherman, you seem like you have a lot you're not processing, you got too many dolls, and Ian is not gonna be the right therapist for you to figure this all out. If anything, he's been a little pyro recently, so keep you and your dolls' eyes on him. Anna, you seem like a very nice young baby lady. Christina, you're a bit of a party animal, bu...

Child leash enthusiast Joseph Jacob seems to be aware at least on some levels that that Sigmund Fraud of a therapist Ian Herrin is a problematic, sexually deviant manipulator. And yet, it is almost like Joseph wants to become Ian's prodigy and learn his ways? I mean, I guess it makes sense that a guy who wants to leash children for "safety" and to ultimately give them more "freedom" would want to...

Woa Nessy!!! The mythical Loch Ness Monster is real??? And obsessed with a very particular form of hip-hop dancing?!?!? Nessy, I know it must be lonely, but trust me this Ian Herrin guy is not going to be the one to help replace the hole in your heart Left Behind by your brother! Don't trust any painful tea he might offer! You deserve to look yourself in the mirror and not be reminded of a former...

The military has requested a psychological evaluation for their naval officer David Halsburg, clearly a man that has had to endure a lot during his time in the service. David is a man frozen in time never quite able to progress himself into modern society post 2001. And yet, with the aggressive stupidity of a therapist like Ian Herrin, there's almost no hope whatsoever for David to unpack his trau...

Poor little Damon Douglas just wants to be a good boy for the people in his life but seems to be suffering deep forms of anxiety and codependency. You'd think a helpless little guy like Damon would be helped and treated by his therapist, but somehow Ian Fucking-Sigmund-Fraud Herrin inserts himself and his issues YET AGAIN into another session and appears Hell bent on using Damon like a piece of ha...

You would *think* a Man of God would be able to see through and maybe even call out the shame therapy that goes on in this Sigmund Fraud's office, but apparently this thirst trap of a Tik Tok social media televangelist, Bishop Elijiah K. Stone of Alabama, is too focused on expanding his brand to the youth culture to notice! Careful, Bishop Stone, or Ian will get you hooked on pre-martial sex and d...

Oh poor skater burnout dad, Ed! You really haven't had a lot of loving women in your life, have you? And you seem to be fully neglecting your two boys! Maybe your talent level at skating isn't good enough to justify your hobby? Of course, I could say the same about that Sigmund Fraud Ian Herrin and his little "therapy" hobby he's so obsessed with! All he does is talk about improv and commandeer th...

Heir to the Blockbuster franchise Mallory Von Blockbuster may have squandered away all of her family's money, but I'll be damned if that Sigmund Fraud of a therapist Ian Herrin will have anything productive to say to help her realize such a thing! It's much more likely Ian will instead brag about taking Latin in high school out of nowhere or want to play around with his prop microphone. Normally I...

Holey Toledo, a real life time-traveling super villain in therapy??? Even though I like Darq Qloud's physical abuse of the terrible Sigmund Fraud of a therapist Ian Herrin, I do wish he would seek professional mental health at a higher standard than Ian is capable of giving. Ian's desperation for friendship really shines through in this session, as do Darq's obvious mommy issues. Future orphans if...