Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club

Whether you are currently one week into surviving the chaotic school holiday break and trying to navigate the family out to a local park, or you're just out tackling your usual Saturday morning errands—this parking drama will hit way too close to home! 🤫💸 We are unlocking the Breakfast Club Vault to serve up a high-velocity Saturday Special tracking the ultimate battle between Kiwi drivers...

Whether you are currently deep in the trenches surviving the first week of the chaotic school holiday break and desperately need a tactical takeaway escape, or you're just enjoying a lazy Saturday morning in bed—this will hit way too close to home! 🍟🫣 We are unlocking the Breakfast Club Vault to serve up a fast-paced Saturday Special tracking the absolute best and worst of modern food deli...

Whether you are officially one week into surviving the chaotic school holiday break and need a quiet escape from the kids, or you're just out tackling your usual Saturday morning errands—this absolute classic will have you in stitches! 🗝️☕ We are opening up the Breakfast Club Vault to bring you a quick-fire Saturday Special that completely stops the studio in its tracks. Lana drops a jaw-dr...

Be honest: What is the absolute single most annoying thing another shopper can do in the grocery aisles, and have you ever called someone out for bad trolley etiquette? 🤬🍏 We are unlocking the Breakfast Club Vault to serve up a massive Saturday Special while you tackle your weekend errands! 🗝️☕ Lana triggers an absolute storm in the studio after sharing a hilarious and relatable dilemma from he...

Mānawatia a Matariki, New Zealand! While the country takes a beautiful public holiday long weekend to look back at our history—and parents are actively trying to keep their own kids afloat one week into the school holidays—we are throwing it back to a time when learning to swim was a literal matter of survival! 😳 rescue We are unlocking the Breakfast Club Vault to serve up a long-form...

If your brain cells are currently operating at a relaxed 10% capacity while enjoying this Matariki long weekend—or you're just looking for a quick, laugh-out-loud escape one week into the school holidays—Speedy has exactly what you need. 🪓✨ We are unlocking the Breakfast Club Vault to drop a brilliant dose of holiday comedy right into your feed. 🗝️☕ Speedy steps up to the microphone...

Imagine trying to enjoy a peaceful, relaxing Matariki long weekend, only for Simon to start an absolute war over... activewear? 😭🧥 Mānawatia a Matariki, New Zealand! Whether you are hiding out from the kids to catch a quiet breather one week into the school holidays, or you're currently driving around in your absolute favorite comfy gear, this classic studio clash is the ultimate holiday enterta...

Mānawatia a Matariki! 🌟 As New Zealand enjoys a beautiful long public holiday weekend to connect, look back, and share stories with whānau—and parents successfully survive the first full week of school holidays—we are unlocking the vault for a hilarious look back at a universal rite of passage: your very first shave! 🫣🧼 We are opening up the Breakfast Club Vault to bring you a long-...

Mānawatia a Matariki! 🌟 While New Zealand takes a beautiful long public holiday weekend to reflect, look back, and celebrate whānau—and parents wrap up week one of surviving the school holidays—we are opening the vault to look back at the most mortifying family treasures of all: childhood school photos! 😭💈 We are unlocking the Breakfast Club Vault to serve up a long-form public holi...

Which pre-wedding celebration is officially the wildest, most chaotic, and most stressful to plan: an all-out boys' Stag Do or a legendary Hens Party? 🍾🎉 We are opening up the Breakfast Club Vault to bring you another highly relatable, laugh-out-loud classic while the team takes a well-deserved holiday break! 🗝️📻 The studio completely divides over the ultimate battle of the sexes as they dissec...

Be honest: Do you secretly ignore every single medical warning and use cotton buds to clean out your ears, or are you firmly on Simon's side of the ban? 🧼😳 We are opening up the Breakfast Club Vault to bring you another highly relatable, laugh-out-loud classic while the team takes a well-deserved holiday break! 🗝️📻 The studio completely divides over personal bathroom habits after Simon launches...

Did you know that sharks actually pass gas to survive? Because the studio was absolutely not prepared for Lana's wildest animal trivia drop yet! 😭🌊 We are opening up the Breakfast Club Vault to bring you another highly relatable, laugh-out-loud classic while the team takes a well-deserved holiday break! 🗝️📻 Lana leaves the boys completely speechless (and incredibly immature) after serving up a...

Be honest: What is the absolute furthest you have ever gone just to avoid moving a single inch, or the laziest shortcut you've ever taken around the house? 😭📺 We are opening up the Breakfast Club Vault to bring you another highly relatable, laugh-out-loud classic while the team takes a well-deserved holiday break! 🗝️📻 The studio descends into pure disbelief as the team launches a live "Lazy Com...

Did your childhood school sports day leave you with a shiny first-place ribbon, or did it leave you with a lifetime of competitive parent nightmares and emotional trauma? 🥚😭 We are opening up the Breakfast Club Vault to bring you another highly relatable, laugh-out-loud classic while the team takes a well-deserved holiday break! 🗝️📻 The studio hosts an impromptu therapy session as they look bac...

What is the absolute ultimate kitchen sin: using dish soap on a seasoned cast iron pan, or letting it rust in the sink? 🤬🥘 We are opening up the Breakfast Club Vault to bring you another highly relatable, laugh-out-loud classic while the team takes a well-deserved holiday break! 🗝️📻 The studio descends into pure culinary chaos as the team tackles the intense, borderline religious rules surround...

What is the absolute wildest red flag you've ever spotted on a first date, or the most desperate excuse you've used to escape an awkward romantic dinner? 🏃‍♂️💨 We are opening up the Breakfast Club Vault to bring you another highly relatable, laugh-out-loud classic while the team takes a well-deserved holiday break! 🗝️📻 The studio completely divides over modern dating etiquette after unpacki...

Are physical business cards still a powerful, sophisticated networking tool, or are they a completely outdated, try-hard relic of the 90s? 🤨🏢 We are opening up the Breakfast Club Vault to bring you another highly relatable, laugh-out-loud classic while the team takes a well-deserved holiday break! 🗝️📻 The studio dives headfirst into the awkward world of corporate etiquette after unpacking the m...

Have you ever walked away from an electric vehicle and completely forgot to turn it off, simply because the engine is completely silent? 🤫🔋 We are opening up the Breakfast Club Vault to bring you another highly relatable, laugh-out-loud classic while the team takes a well-deserved holiday break! 🗝️📻 The studio dives straight into a high-stakes debate over modern driving tech after a hilarious c...

Be honest: When that official jury duty letter arrives in the mail, do you proudly step up for your civic duty, or do you instantly start plotting the wildest excuse to get out of it? 🤫🏛️ We are opening up the Breakfast Club Vault to bring you another highly relatable, laugh-out-loud classic while the team takes a well-deserved holiday break! 🗝️📻 The studio completely divides over courtroom etiq...

Do you shamelessly ask for a discount every time you reach the checkout counter, or would you rather pay full price than face the absolute agony of haggling? 🤫🛍️ We are opening up the Breakfast Club Vault to bring you another highly relatable, laugh-out-loud classic while the team takes a well-deserved holiday break! 🗝️📻 The studio completely divides over retail etiquette and consumer boldness a...

Would living right next door to your absolute best friend be your ultimate lifestyle dream, or a fast track to zero privacy and a total neighbor nightmare? 🚗👀 We are opening up the Breakfast Club Vault to bring you another highly relatable, laugh-out-loud classic while the team takes a well-deserved holiday break! 🗝️📻 The studio gets completely divided over the unwritten boundaries of friendshi...

Who knew that asking New Zealand to deliver their absolute best impression of a jungle king would result in some of the funniest, most unhinged audio ever broadcast? 😭🌴 We are opening up the Breakfast Club Vault to bring you another timeless, laugh-out-loud favorite while the team takes a well-deserved holiday break! 🗝️📻 The studio descends into absolute anarchy as the team launches a live "Tar...

Have you ever tried to score an absolute bargain on a designer luxury item online, only to realize you've been completely ripped off by a clever counterfeit scam? 😤📦 We are opening up the Breakfast Club Vault to bring you another highly relatable, laugh-out-loud classic while the team takes a well-deserved holiday break! 🗝️📻 Lana leaves the studio absolutely stunned after exposing a brilliant a...

Have you ever tried to pull a fast one at the checkout counter with a massively expired gift card, or have you been brutally stung by a strict expiration date? 😤💸 We are unlocking the Breakfast Club Vault to bring you another highly relatable, laugh-out-loud classic while the team takes a well-deserved holiday break! 🗝️📻 The studio completely divides over retail rules after Simon exposes an abs...

Be honest: When an unexpected visitor aggressively hits your front door knocker out of nowhere, do you politely answer it, or do you instantly dive behind the couch and pretend you're not home? 🤫🏃‍♂️ We are opening up the Breakfast Club Vault to bring you another highly relatable, laugh-out-loud classic while the team takes a well-deserved holiday break! 🗝️📻 The studio completely divides ov...