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SHOW NOTES A sincere and unbridled celebration of Vanderbilt football Checking in with the Cancun Cooler A stern talking-to for teams that are currently Acting Cute The emerging medical field of touchdown poisoning Dangerously erotic levels of Iowa Pickle argument Learn why listeners and all of our therapists are already referring to the final six minutes of tonight's show as "the incident" Fullca...

Spencer isn't the first one to do a terrible British accent this week Dee-yawn? Eat shit, Ron SCHEDULE PEEPIN' TIME Who said it: "In August, every team is September Maryland" This week's theme song arranged and performed by Wes Hunt On sale now: tickets for our show at Furnace Fest in Birmingham! https://www.seetickets.us/event/shutdown-fullcast-live/603983 Jason's book stuff, other stuff, and col...

JIMBO FISHER BACK? NC STATE EXPANDING MATHEMATICS? BRIAN FERENTZ VINDICATED? KIRK HERBSTREIT WEIGHING IN ON THE COMMERCE CLAUSE? CAN THE MIND CONCEIVE OF "AVERAGE COLORADO?" THE RETURN OF MICHIGAN STATE HITLER???? Please let us do a live show in the Pittsburgh Airport This week's theme song arranged and performed by Shawn Pryor Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation...

The Fullcast Lunch-n-Learn returns for our preseaon level-set pivoting circleback It's our annual playoff picks episode! If you'd like to skip to the end, you can view the context-free results on Instagram Jason takes on Marvel Snap challengers live on air from the comments A fractious edition of Podcast Business Ryan beats everyone at his own game Only Holly believes in Auburn. You heard it What...

Cybertrucks, again Ryan takes a large and unwarranted swing at the Taz community The prospect of a ball-knowing Vice President is considered Stay tuned for more content on the Utah Jazz Podcast Business fails to launch Ball-talking vice presidents throughout history, discussed A perilous game of baseball trivia is played Which presidential candidate would you trust to make breakfast? Please hire H...

Ryan tries some ASMR The meanest email Holly has ever gotten A surprise guest! “Have you ever downloaded so much porn that you crippled infrastructure?” The crew writes some live women’s restroom horror fanfic Everybody wants to be a tuberculosis influencer Ask Coach: How do you motivate a two-star player harboring a deadly parasite? This week's theme song arranged and performed by Trey McClure Ti...

Catching up with a couple of our favorite coaches, and also Greg Schiano San Marcos legend Alex Kirshner joins the show to know some ball at us Rushing to the defense of our beloved Mountain Dew A harrowing back-to-school shopping trip Spencer pioneers fast fashion This week's theme song arranged and performed by Wes Hunt Tickets still available for our festival show in Raleigh! More info here: ht...

Spencer is back, despite his own best efforts, and he brought a number of promising Mongolian business ideas Find out which Khan was “the party Khan” Examining Ryan’s place on the Snake Kinsey Scale Two words: “Mouse arbitrage” Rest of the episode is pretty much all basking in the return of the game? At the time of taping, the game has been out for about 22 hours, and between the four of us we are...

Without Spencer we’re apparently powerless to open the show What’s a cold seat? Don’t ask us, this was Ryan’s idea We put Bill O’Brien through a lot, for some reason New fried chicken bet! Catching up with Ron Prince Which coach could most easily post his way through a 4-8 season? Theorizing Ohio State’s worst season ever This week's theme song arranged and performed by Christian Ashlock Follow Ja...

Ryan issues a surprise correction A truck stop etiquette lesson Who deserves the distinction of “worst astronaut”? Some more about the video game, not a trap this time! Probably! Impromptu production meeting for our Raleigh show This season's newest roadside fireworks stand offerings, reviewed This week's theme song arranged and performed by Matthew Klovski Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-re...

Don't worry! This isn't entirely a college baseball episode! Mostly, it's a pro hockey episode One host is out, two others are sick, and everybody has a Good Sports Hangover Holly has some FATHERS & SONS feelings to work through re: the College World Series, and that's going about as well as you'd expect Celebrating Ft. Lauderdale as Hockeytown, USA Disturbing new allegations come to light regardi...

Meet French Randy! You at home may never know true happiness for yourselves, but you can get pretty close by listening to the crew’s reaction to seeing Batman ice cream bars for the first time Semi-factual attempt at a French political interlude Will inevitably become known as “the sherbert episode” for reasons that will repeatedly be made clear This week's theme song arranged and performed by Tre...

A musical trip down memory lane about the time the show reached the end of the Internet  NEW LIVE SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT  The crew runs up against a rare real-life First Comic Book encounter How to fashion a murder weapon out of a peewee soccer uniform Holly meets a cell phone scammer while taping the show Find out why this episode was almost called “I want pictures of Spider-Man’s pussy” This episode...

Welcome to Buford Palms High School! You read that right: We imprisoned Matt Brown of Extra Points for nearly two goddang hours and talked about CERTAIN video game matters NEAR AND DEAR TO THE HEARTS OF OUR HOSTS AND AUDIENCE pretty much the entire time Learn why Matt's wife says he has "Nick Jr. energy" Holly shares her personal struggles with one particular aspect of the game Spencer and Jason d...

LIVE FROM INDY  Featuring guest star and car baron Alanis King  We review important facts about Indianapolis, aka the City of LIghts  Tercel: Actually a good name, once you say it out loud  A LONG LIST OF YOUR BEST AUTOMOTIVE DISASTERS  The crowd takes on Spencer in trivia with questions Ryan wrote, wonder how that's gonna go  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Spencer offers up the legal defense of "I forgot"  Hard truths told about the site of this weekend's live Fullcast, Indianapolis   It's nice! Please don't tell anyone!  Also we're hanging out at the Michigan Public LIbrary this weekend, fall through Fight songs are reviewed even though no one knows the words to them  What fight song respectfully refuses to say the sacred name of a dog god?  What f...

Kenny Rogers real estate, roasted Orcas are back! Don’t see them? Look under your boat! A historical trip down Kicking Horse River The crew spends an afternoon in the Hades Club, finding unders to hammer next season Spencer debuts a horrific new voice A ten- minute grocery store episode erupts about halfway through here A high-stakes episode of podcast business Anointing ourselves lifelong Kansas...

The crew establishes an alliance with a Grey's Anatomy alum and develops a feud against an Avenger A rundown of other people, institutions, internal demons, and inanimate objects we are currently in fights with A review of what in the hell happened at Ohio State's graduation A reminder that we are all available for hire as commencement speakers, except Ryan Ric Flair having a normal one at the piz...

- Three live shows announced, including a Carb Day trip to Indianapolis with Homefield Apparel (find out more at preownedairboats.com) - An important update from a medical professional on the subject of injecting mashed potatoes into your circulatory system - Nothing can stop Drake from his first love: shopping - Briefly imagining Jerry Seinfeld at the Apollo  - The difference between an irrespons...

Simultaneous horse developments on r/ShutdownFullcast and in the Fullcast reader mailbag are addressed It's draft week, baby! What are we drafting this year? Don't worry about it! Holly and Ryan twin, with terrifying results You can watch Spencer at the real draft this week, on television! (On your computer!) Charity Bowl results! Summer 2024 live show teases! We're about to fight a timezone! This...

The Charity Bowl is on! Michigan is winning! There's still time to deny them a fourth national championship this calendar year! Visit EDSBSCharityBowl.com to join the fight! Let's Name Some Guys, Cooky's Camp All-Stars Edition A harrowing on-air realization re: the age of this podcast Joel Klatt narrates the end of the world Lightning round Bible study This week's theme song arranged and performed...

Pat Narduzzi sets a sensual tone for spring ball Find out which reader question haunted Ryan into doing a French bulldog voice The Calipari-Chicken Man Plan Assorted additional spring football surveys Peeking very carefully around the corner at NFL media and asking if y’all are okay?? CHARITY BOWL UPDATES AND RULES, HELPFULLY EXPLAINED FOR YOU How to get Holly to unblock you on Twitter, for a caus...

Jane Coaston joins us this week to discuss baseball, gambling in sports, Twilight Imperium, and other tribulations How our love of skating will scupper any chances we ever go to Mars USC students' current level of Grinch awareness Kids these days, in general An update on Channel 6's Dumb Bitches of History bracket This week's theme song arranged and performed by Trey McClure Follow Jason's work on...

Star Wars shipping, mapped Dune Part Two, reviewed New show sponsor Wolverine, yes That One, joins our panel discussion on nationalized healthcare A visit to our local Georgia football and tax evasion message board Where’s that Kim Mulkey article at Everybody but Holly is enjoying the basketball tournament What a home-site format might mean for the future of college football playoffs Mussolini’s t...

Holly has some train news Which Starfox pilot is Elon Musk Clemson throws its crayons, legally speaking Ryan offers an emotionally healthy solution for the fracturing ACC The Cal Appreciation Minute ™ Kate Middleton, Sephora Sasquatch This Is March [citation needed] This week’s theme song arranged and performed by Seth Guttman See more of Jason's work on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks,...