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In which our heroes roll on up, buy some peanuts, and try and avoid the clowns. We look at the nutritional value of peanuts, the patience of stupid farm folk and the right way to recruit a freak . Jackson wonders about the prerequisites for being a bearded lady (besides the obvious), Zoe creates a terrifying circus of lies and Duscher just wants to impress everyone by eating a whole toffee apple....

In which our heroes orbit the earth, control the tides, and provide light by having the sun reflect off of them. It's a crater filled, desolate adventure as we cruise around in our buggies and talk everything moon. Jackson considers alternate, more amazing methods of space travel, Zoe makes some wild accusations about Stanley Kubrick, and Duscher just wants you to know how long diamonds are for. W...

In which our heroes holster their revolvers, walk right into the bar, and order a whiskey straight. It's a gun toting, toothpick chewing, horse riding adventure as the posse explores everything cowboy. Jackson looks at the poop-related struggles of life on the prairie, Zoe expands our cowboy vocabulary, and Duscher just wishes Zoe would accept the fact that being a wild west prostitute will end in...

In which our heroes pretend to floss daily and watch out for the silent killer; plague. It’s all things dental as we take an in depth look at teeth. Jackson is downright offended at the gangs blind hatred of soup, Zoe introduces us to the Lovecraftian horror that is Mountain Dew Mouth, and Duscher just wants to know why Hollywood demonises innocent dentists. Join the gang as they flash their pearl...

In which our heroes adjust their sunhats, put on their blue denim overalls and start chewing on some wheat to go water them there horses. It’s back breaking labour as we all tend to our own quaint little farm while Jackson extolls the virtues of the humble dungfarmer, Zoe once again proves her dominance by crushing the competition at human farming, and Duscher just wants to know what in the hell B...

In which our heroes strap on their hat-torches, hook in their carabiners, tug twice if anything goes wrong and descend deep into the bowels of the earth. We discuss those giant holes in the ground otherwise known as caves as Jackson does his best to defend the reputation of hermits, Zoe forgets some key things about bats, and Duscher just wishes everyone knew what a sewer was so he could stop expl...

In which our heroes break into the shed and start yanking on cow udders. In the thrilling conclusion to our three part-mini series on the staples, we discuss our favourite white liquid; milk. We’re guzzling as much cow-juice as humanly possible as Jackson explores how many animals we had to go through before settling on the humble cow, Zoe details her strict three-day expiration policy when it com...

In which out heroes break out of their shells and make some omelettes. In part two of our three part mini-series on the staples, we discuss the best part of a chicken that isn't it's breast, leg or thigh; eggs. We’re walking on eggshells as Jackson ponders what life would be like inside an egg, Zoe refuses to believe the Flinstones was anything other than a documentary and Duscher just wants some...

In which our heroes take out some greasy meats, a little cheese and some butter from the fridge to make a sandwich. In part one of our three part mini-series on the staples, we discuss the pinnacle of human invention: bread. We go on a carb loaded journey as Jackson decides he wants a condom made entirely of bread so the lady (or man) can have a sneaky nibble between sessions, Zoe envisions a boyf...

In which our heroes have a touching reunion. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes have a sleepover and stay up late talking about cute boys. For the last episode of our guest season, Jackson and Duscher explore all things hunk with male-thigh enthusiast Bridget McNamara. Join us as we argue about what features are the best bit of a hunk, have an in-depth discussion about Pirates of the Caribbean and fantasise about dating George Clooney. Jackson examines his...

In which our heroes go out for a Bloody Mary Bloody Mary Bloody Mary. Jackson and Zoe talk Urban Legends with our good friend and private eye TDB (the D is for danger proving once again that you shouldn’t give yourself a nickname). Listen in as we discuss some of our favourite urban legends from the drowning dog that turned out to be a rat to the woman whose hair was full of spiders. We talk about...

In which our heroes get down on the floor and encourage everybody to do some kind of dance routine. Jackson and Duscher are joined by part-time dinosaur enthusiast and full time artist Nathan Davis. We collectively fight our urge to sing the Jurassic Park theme song, try and work out what killed the dinosaurs and contemplate what god’s midlife crisis would be like. Nathan gets mad at everyone’s ch...

In which our heroes turn their heads and cough. Jackson and Zoe are joined by Zoe's heterosexual life partner Kristina where we get the inside scoop on doctor/patient confidentiality, explain bug catchers and wonder why so many people are ashamed to ask for help when butt play goes wrong. We learn of Jackson’s yakult addiction, Zoe’s gynaecological mishaps and Kristina’s enema experience. There’s...

In which our heroes discuss birds, spiders and eventually bees. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes are so vain they probably think this podcast is about them. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes go directly to jail, don't pass go nor collect their $200. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes demand a bed time story. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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In which our heroes need a bigger boat. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes get a little familial. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes find a pristine copy of Santa Pups amongst all the coal for Christmas. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes try to improve themselves but how can you improve the perfect? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes try to break the curse by making out with ALL the frogs. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes get the band back together and their demands get a little out of hand. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.