Shut the F*** Up Nick Lachey

In season 7 episode 9 we learn that Ellyn is both stupid AND lazy, Daisy is the captain now, and Alex's apartment is a horror show.

In season 7 episode 8 Hannah is really impressed by Nick's library, but not his cleaning skills, Marissa's friends are NOT impressed with Ramses, Stephen thinks it HILARIOUS that Monica's dad is worried he might be a liar, and then DEFINITELY lies about being drunk at a sleep study… Also, exclusive access to Stephen's "disgusting" texts.

In season 7, episode 7, Monica lets us know that flowers are her number one priority, Hannah lets us know she's more mature than Nick, and Ramses lets us know he is an ashtray on fire on the floor of a dive bar.

We are halfway through the seventh season of Love Is Blind, and the couples are now mingling. They are spilling all their thoughts and feelings with one another, and we are starting to see some people's true colors.

Love is Blind Season 7, episode 5! Two of the most awkward reveals of all time and DUCKGATE 2024!!!

In episode four of season seven Ellyn and Daisy barely know what planet they're on, Leo thinks he's Ryan Gosling in The Notebook when he's actually Adam Driver in Marriage Story, and Tim needs a grief counselor.

In episode three of season 7, Leo's douchbaggery knows no bounds. This fucking guy suuuuucks. He may be the worst LIB contestant yet. Also, a bunch of people get engaged.

In season 7 episode 2 we start to wonder if maybe Netflix is punking us and the whole cast is just AI. Leo continues to be unredeemable. Hannah just doesn't KNOW! And Monica's bar is actually in hell.

In the first episode of LIB season 7 we meet a trophy wife, a fucking rich art dealer, and a Superman lookalike. Which is to say, everyone on this season is the worst and we are here for it.

In the final episode of season 2 of Love Is Blind, After the Altar, season 2, part 3, Ellyn and Daisy discuss the advantages of trying spaghetti in different restaurants before deciding to marry one of them. Kyle and Deepti finally take the leap and share a… hug? And no one ends up together.

In this recap of the second installment of Love Is Blind Season 2's After the Altar, Daisy and Ellyn tackle the lingerie-wearing, gum-smacking, "opera"-screeching elephant in the room.

In part one of 1,000 of Love Is Blind, Season 2 After the Altar, Iyana puts on a brave face, Nick can barely contain his contempt for Shaina (not to mention Shake), and Natalie is getting a surprise party she appears to be well aware of?

In this recap of the Season 2 reunion show, Daisy and Ellyn discuss aspirational hairstyles, unflattering fashion, and Vanessa's need for new gays, plus a few things that matter — like how pissed and drunk everyone on stage is and how much they all hate Shake.

It's the season 2 weddings! Will Nick's sweat send Danielle into a spiral? Will Iyana finally see the red flags?? Will Shake EVER shut the fuck up??? You might be surprised! But you probably won't.

In episode 9 of season 2, Shake and Jareteteetee are insufferable, Deepti and Iyanna both have doubts, and Danielle ruins a perfectly lovely charcuterie board by just being herself. Also, we get the first half of the first wedding of the season, and Nick's antiperspirant really gave out.

In season 2 episode 8, Daisy and Ellyn agree that Natalie definitely learned how to neg from Mama Nan, and that Iyanna's parents are her age and they are not here for your bullshit, but also may have brought a dying cat to the get together? Shayne announces in front of his mom that Natalie had diarrhea. And Danielle Danielles all over the cake tasting. Also they try on dresses and suits (literally...

In season 2 episode 7 we find out that Shayne doesn't JUST want a cape at his wedding, he also wants hot dogs, mac and cheese, and an Old Fashioned cocktail fountain. Nick's family might send Danielle absolutely over the edge. And if Mallory wasn't regretting saying yes to Sal before, his out of tune serenade at her will probably do the trick.

In season 2, episode 6 of Love Is Blind, we learn that Shayne only has one thing he REALLY wants for his wedding (spoiler: it's NOT capri tuxedo pants), Danielle's mom should spend less time discussing her daughter's flaws and more time making her husband dinner while he goes fishing, and Shaina was the villain we somehow missed in the first go-around.

In season 2, episode 5, Danielle's insecurities are as obvious as her contour. Shayne begs Natalie for a compliment but she can't hear him over her constant negging. And Mallory LOVES her ring, she swears, but like, clearly Sal doesn't actually want to marry her because it's not yellow gold. Also, Kyle tells Shaina she's a rare find, which is understandable because he lives in a tree.

In this recap of season 2, episode 4 of Love is Blind, Daisy and Ellyn practice giving — and receiving — compliments. We learn how phenomenally low the cast members' bar is (like, at the earth's core). Shake has diarrhea of the mouth while Danielle has diarrhea of the butt. Enjoy!

Three Love in Paradise? What is even HAPPENING over here? In this episode Ellyn and Daisy begin to seriously wonder if anyone is okay. All the people get engaged. Even those who ABSOLUTELY KNOW they shouldn't. Don't say we didn't warn you. Also, Ellyn implores Daisy not to mention "schmaschmorshun"on their comedy podcast.

Daisy and Ellyn are GOBSMACKED at the absolute stupidity on display in this week's episode. Two out of the blue proposals, a really embarrassing serenade, and Shayne doing it... again.

Welcome to season 2! What are YOU wearing? Daisy and Ellyn have absolutely no recollection of any of these people. Did we even watch this show before? Season 2 brings us Shane, Shayna, Trisha, some JLo wannabe with a wedgie, and everyone's favorite villain, SHAKE. Get ready to meet some deeply insecure people, who really want to go deep...

In the reunion episode of STFU UK we find out who's still together, who can't stand each other anymore, and Daisy and Ellyn discuss the finer points of buttered popcorn. NSFW.

In a mashup episode of all the UK weddings, we find out who does and who doesn't. All the women picked the same dress, and if Fredday says yes, we will quit the podcast.