Shut the F*** Up Nick Lachey

Ellyn and Daisy are on a dark week, which means more of this gem of a season! Subscribe to Grab Bag Collab at Supporting Cast at  https://grabbag.supportingcast.fm/ to hear all episodes from season 3 and more! 

In the season four reunion Paul is dressed like a lumberjack (?), Irina has the gall to show up, but Jackie and Cauliflower Ear don't. Also, Vanessa needs a Z-pack for those burning ovaries. 

Weddings galore!! Chelsea's earrings are still a fashion crime, Brett gets a last minute EMERGENCY pants tailoring, and Bliss is wearing her lace floaties.  Who will say "yes," who will say "no," and will Daisy manage to get through a whole recording hours after bedtime??

In this episode Kwame needs his mommy's permission, Brett's brother and father show up from their blacksmith/sheep farm, everyone gets absolutely HAMMERED at the bachelor and bachelorette parties, and Chelsea says "I do."

Turns out Chelsea stole Daisy's dream wedding dress. Speaking of Chelsea no one knows why she is with Kwame. Bliss's dad is an emotional tornado, but so is Jackie. Brett and Tiffany are still perfect, which leads to…nothing funny unfortunately. Don't miss Daisy's favorite episode every season! Dress shopping! 

Ellyn and Daisy are on a dark week, which means more of this gem of a season! Subscribe to Grab Bag Collab at Supporting Cast at  https://grabbag.supportingcast.fm/ to hear all episodes from season 3 and more! 

Things are getting real. Real rough. Bliss and Zach are...happy. Micah and Paul are...ha...ppy. Chelsea and Kwame are...happy? Marshall and Jackie...are ...there. and Brett and Tiffany are the only thing worth living for. And it's Daisy's favorite episode of every season...suit and dress shopping. Maybe we should cover "say yes to the dress"?

Back to the Emerald City! Season 4, episode 8! Daisy doesn't remember shit from the first part of the season. We learn where Micah's love for Irina comes from. And Brett and Marshal give a master class is manliness.  

And so we've come to the end of the road 🎵Season Ohio episode 108 (we lost count) gives us a reunion for the ages.  Lots of grand Tetons, bad apologies, and shocking revaluations (Bri and DEVO (???) are apparently besties now?). We catch up with past season contestants, some of whom we'd completely forgotten about and some of whom won't let us forget (we get it, Gigi, you had a baby). In the end...

Weddings...who will say I do and who will be dressed in an oversized suit and not comb his hair or trim his beard. Guess you will have to find out. It's a wild ride. Not really...Vic and Christine get married - SPOILER! Sorry! And we hate on Alex for the other 47 minutes! Happy weddings and probably divorces and see you on "Perfect Match". Two words: Amber's. Brother. 

In episode 11 of season Ohio, Bri yells a bunch of compliments at Connor and then breaks up with him (we think?), Devonte is still a useless sack of turds, and Alex can't think of a single thing to ask his fiancé. Also featured: Robert, the giraffe, ADHD, and Patty realizing her son gets to decide who he's going to marry. 

Chris actually turns out to be a BIGGER dillturd that we even thought possible, Amber and Jordan worry about family life moving forward, Devonte is a cardboard box, Connor and Bri don't meet her family, but they do? Daisy doesn't know the difference between Michigan and Milwaukee (send emails directly to her) and Vic and Christine continue to be the only solid couple on the show. Daisy's FAVORITE...

In episode 9 of season Ohio Chris wants a woman who does Pilates, Alex still can't get over the water bottles, and Brittany just wants her fiancé to tell her she's pretty. Ohio men, WHO HURT YOU???

In episode 8 of season Ohio Alex has no idea how periods work, realistically. Mike's mom, Patty, lets Emma know how unacceptable it is to call it sauce when EVERYONE KNOWS IT'S GRAVY and also WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T WANT CHILDREN? Bri is still not over Conner's Christmas tree. And Chris is suddenly unattracted to Jess when he learns she doesn't need his money. 

In episode 7 of season Ohio Devonta continues to be a sleepy sack of useless (Christ-like) man-meat, Chris probably has dead bodies buried under the stairs LOL, the only thing sweeter than Christine and Vic is Christine's mom, Melody, and Alex gets fisted with no lube over Eggs Benedict by Papa Paul. 

On episode six of season Ohio the couples (sans Christine and Vic) meet at the all-skate. Bri doesn't understand why everyone is just ripping shots, Devonta doesn't want a hickey, and Alex gets worse and worse every time he's on screen. Also, Chelsea is NOT there.

The couples finish up whatever (gestures wildly) THIS IS...and head to Mexico ..eh eh eh eh not so fast Vic and Chrstine get to go to the La Quinta Inn and Suites and the couples start to see they shouldn't be coupled at all....

In episode four, Kevan may be the most delusional contestant so far. Something is… wrong with the man. Some other couples get engaged, and there are some awkward tunnel of love. Also, Ellyn and Daisy don some interesting accessories.  

On today's episode, everyone is fully medicated. We get 2 -- 3? -- cold opens because Ellyn is thirsty. Ellyn calls 2 gays and a Thermos. Daisy calls Kurt... and Monty. Abort mission! Act normal, not horny! Oh right, we're supposed to be talking about Love is Blind. Blahzayblah... Some couples get engaged. Ladies wear questionable shoes. But most importantly: THESE MEN ARE THE WOOOOORSSSSSST! We a...

In episode two of Ohio, Daisy doesn't know the difference between nail glue and eyelash glue, and Tyler and Keya. Ellyn and Daisy prove to have very bad taste in men when they still don't think the conversation between Emma and Steven about sex was THE WORST THING EVER. Mike was a preemie, so he knows what struggle is. Kevan is the most boring man on the planet. Jordan needs deodorant. And Amber k...

OH!! IO!!! In episode one of season... Ohio (The Artist Formerly Known as Season 10), we meet a lot of guys who look exactly alike. The women are WAY over-qualified (if not therapized). Daisy calls HR on Ellyn. And Emma wants to go deep, but not that deep, because everything gives her "THE ICK!"

The final episode while we break to see what the dillturds in Ohio are doing. The couples meet parents and loved ones. Chelsea's dad, Papa Charley, is not a monster as it turns out and is the sweetest old man, Tiffany comes to terms with Brett's impressive shoe collection, while Zach and Bliss nerd out for the whole episode. And Paul gets his furniture off the side of the road. I think that covers...

The couples are going back home to their GRAYGE apartments (and their phones). Will Bliss give Zack another chance? Will Tiffany throw Brett out with the bathwater?? Will Paul and Micah ever stop fucking (will they ever START fucking?)?? Will Chelsea be okay moving out of her Barbie Dream Apartment ™ ? Will Marshall continue to be the King of All Men? Will Irina stop being a dried-up old house pla...

All skates, deep talks and Irina, being a disgrace to womanhood. Join the couples at the end of their honeymoon and see if Zach can right the wrongs of his past, not including his singing. Brett and Tiffany are still perfect (ugh) and Micah is still there and Marshall is still adorable. Join us for the cringe....

In season four, episode four, we're off to Mexico for all the fucking!  Now that Micah knows what Kwame looks like, she back-peddles about their breakup and starts badmouthing Chelsea, who wants nothing more than Kwame's dick and some chips and guac Kwame is so BESOTTED with Micah that he completely forgets to get Chelsea chips and guac Paul can't stop looking at Irena's underboob Irina is a terri...