Shut the F*** Up Nick Lachey

It's the reunion we've all been waiting for. We may have been misremembering things a little… Vanessa comes dressed as Grover from Sesame Street. Alexa and Brennon have a lot of opinions about everyone else. Barfbag's hair somehow got worse? Zenab tries to play a masterful game of 8D Chess and learns that on reality TV, everyone can hear you lying (CUTIEGATE!!!) Ellyn and Daisy both joined from re...

It's the weddings part two! Nancy's family is NOT here for Barfbag's shit. They smelled him coming a mile away. Zenab OBLITERATES Cole at the altar and gets… applause? Matt and Colleen say I do BECAUSE THAT SEEMS LIKE THE RIGHT CHOICE. And Alexa and Brennon are there. This episode had us saying, "I do… not understand any of these people.

And the weddings have begun! It's Love Is Blind season three, episode 10! SK and Raven are getting married. Or that's what it seems like… SK suddenly has a bunch of opinions he never bothered to share until AFTER the altar? Nancy sends Barfbag a thoughtful gift, and he sends her… a shot of tequila. It's like he wakes up every morning and goes, "How can I SUCK THE MOST today?" And then he triples d...

In Love Is Blind episode nine of season three, Ellyn and Daisy must rise above myriad technical difficulties to recap how these people have to rise above their own delusions and stupidity to make it to the altar. Matt continues to be scary, even though Colleen is finally, maybe, possibly growing a pair, Barfbag's reign as "THE WORST" has been usurped by Zenab who is the most insufferable SEE YOU N...

We're back where we left off with season 3 after we detoured for some UK action. Well, it's season three, episode eight and everyone is on edibles. There's no other explanation. Barfbag has done a 180 on Nancy and definitely NOT for the extra screen time. Alexa's friends sleep on a good union man. Matt's friends laugh off his abusive behavior (that's guy's a REAL silly goose!). And SK's family tel...

In this final installment (we hope) of UK season 2 After the Altar, the drama continues at the manor as couples finally confront each other about real and percieved hurts. Katisha and Sarover could probably use some primal scream therapy. Kal continues to be the world's biggest dope. And Booby and Jasmine have their baby!!!

In UK Season Two After the Alter part 2 the whole gang (including... Charlie?!?! WHO TF IS CHARLIE???) are all together celebrating Kieran's birthday. We are SURE this is how he wanted to spend his birthday... Sophie is DEFINITELY not here for drama, except she NEEDS to know how Javen feels about Katisha and Demola. But we're pretty sure Javen can't hear anyone through his shit-eating grin. Sarove...

In the first UK After the Altar, we find out Booby and Jasmine are about to have their first baby, Freddaaaaaay is still single, some guy named David is there (?), and the hot gamer guy is going to have his 30th with all the pod squad. Who will bring the most drama??

On this harrowing episode of STFUNL, Daisy and Ellyn allegedly recap the UK reunion. It's hard to tell, because they start out hostile over the appropriate time for dinner and rate the "mushiness" of Not-Thermos' face. Listen to them speculate about the appropriateness of chartreuse opera gloves and guess which marble-mouthed contestants are attempting to rewrite their social media  backlashed  na...

From live listener Laura: This episode has single-handedly destroyed my faith in Daisy and Ellyn's STFU acumen, and whatever network picked up this podcast from Grab Bag should seriously reconsider their investment. Daisy does not appreciate wedding dresses. Ellyn appreciates hats (I think? I lost track. Something about Pretty Woman). Neither appreciates leprechauns. There were accents involved, t...

The couples head to the real world. And we learn a lot…Billy hates sweets and flight attendants, Ashdhrjridjdhruyrjfh's dad may or may not be an '80s metal icon, Cal loves everything about  Sarover , mostly her accent. Her  ACC.ENT . But it turns out we only get every other word Cal says. We learn Javen is the baby of his family… and is a massive disappointment, as we expected. Then we have the al...

STFU is BACK, BABYYYYY! We're covering LIB UK Season 2 in chunks because NOTHING BEATS A JET2 HOLIDAY!! In STFU UK 2 Episode 1 we get all four pod episodes! We've got fake spiritualists and their spleens! Women making BAAAAAD choices both in men and in foundation color! And ACCENTS galore!

Well, we FINALLY made it. After THREE After the Altars, we meet Monica (WHO'S MONICA???) and learn possibly the juiciest bit of drama that happened on this whole fakakta season. We really hope Jackie figures her shit out. Marshall and Brett should have a podcast. And Zack and Bliss are off to eat Italian food in… Italy.  

We have done a service for you, our friends. We watched this ....this...show...and saved you all valuable time. We learned nothing new...Jackie and Josh are still toxic, Micah still runs her mean girls cult, Kwame and Chelsea are still hella weird, Brett and Tiffany remain perfect, and Zach and Bliss are still super weird, but we love them. And they are gonna prep for flag football. No one knows w...

Well, it's one year out from the weddings and we're checking back in with our mess besties in Seattle. Apparently being hot, sweet, and an amazing man isn't enough for Brett. He ALSO wants to be funny. Leave SOMETHING for the rest of us, bro. Chelsea cries and makes everything about herself.  Mama Liz came for the Gumbo but stayed for the TEA (what??). Zack spends hours wandering around the apartm...

Ellyn and Daisy are on a dark week, which means more of this gem of a season! Subscribe to Grab Bag Collab at Supporting Cast at  https://grabbag.supportingcast.fm/ to hear all episodes from season 3 and more! 

Ellyn and Daisy are on a dark week, which means more of this gem of a season! Subscribe to Grab Bag Collab at Supporting Cast at  https://grabbag.supportingcast.fm/ to hear all episodes from season 3 and more! 

In the season four reunion Paul is dressed like a lumberjack (?), Irina has the gall to show up, but Jackie and Cauliflower Ear don't. Also, Vanessa needs a Z-pack for those burning ovaries. 

Weddings galore!! Chelsea's earrings are still a fashion crime, Brett gets a last minute EMERGENCY pants tailoring, and Bliss is wearing her lace floaties.  Who will say "yes," who will say "no," and will Daisy manage to get through a whole recording hours after bedtime??

In this episode Kwame needs his mommy's permission, Brett's brother and father show up from their blacksmith/sheep farm, everyone gets absolutely HAMMERED at the bachelor and bachelorette parties, and Chelsea says "I do."

Turns out Chelsea stole Daisy's dream wedding dress. Speaking of Chelsea no one knows why she is with Kwame. Bliss's dad is an emotional tornado, but so is Jackie. Brett and Tiffany are still perfect, which leads to…nothing funny unfortunately. Don't miss Daisy's favorite episode every season! Dress shopping! 

Ellyn and Daisy are on a dark week, which means more of this gem of a season! Subscribe to Grab Bag Collab at Supporting Cast at  https://grabbag.supportingcast.fm/ to hear all episodes from season 3 and more! 

Things are getting real. Real rough. Bliss and Zach are...happy. Micah and Paul are...ha...ppy. Chelsea and Kwame are...happy? Marshall and Jackie...are ...there. and Brett and Tiffany are the only thing worth living for. And it's Daisy's favorite episode of every season...suit and dress shopping. Maybe we should cover "say yes to the dress"?

Back to the Emerald City! Season 4, episode 8! Daisy doesn't remember shit from the first part of the season. We learn where Micah's love for Irina comes from. And Brett and Marshal give a master class is manliness.  

And so we've come to the end of the road 🎵Season Ohio episode 108 (we lost count) gives us a reunion for the ages.  Lots of grand Tetons, bad apologies, and shocking revaluations (Bri and DEVO (???) are apparently besties now?). We catch up with past season contestants, some of whom we'd completely forgotten about and some of whom won't let us forget (we get it, Gigi, you had a baby). In the end...