Jason Townsend a former Beverly Hills celebrity hairdressers spilling the tea

Sh!t I told my Hairdresser

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Sh!t I Told My Hairdresser  is the unfiltered hairdresser podcast exposing the wild, hilarious, chaotic, and brutally honest reality of life behind the salon chair. Hosted by veteran hairstylist  Jason Townsend  and co-host  Paula Dahlberg , the show dives into salon drama, hairstylist confessions, beauty industry secrets, toxic work culture, nightmare clients, celebrity encounters, relationships, burnout, and the conversations stylists usually only have behind closed salon doors. With decades of real industry experience — from Beverly Hills celebrity styling to everyday salon chaos — Jason an...

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Jason Townsend a former Beverly Hills celebrity hairdressers spilling the tea

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Comedy

Latest episode

Jul 5, 2026

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Episodes

Tox your hole: Botox Just Flipped the Script… and Your Butthole! 20.07.2025

Botox for your scrotum, labia, and butthole, we guess it's not just for your face anymore! Also hair educators need to know their audience or at least how to hold a pair of scissors! Join Jason and Jack as they spill the tea on wild client confessions, bizarre beauty trends ( Scrotox, anyone? ), and cringe-worthy industry fails. From Botox horror stories to razor-cut disasters, no t...

Gary France hairdresser rock star : Global Adventures & Behind-the-Scenes Chaos 13.07.2025

Jason fan girls over hair educator, art director and long time friend Gary France from Toni@Guy/LabelM UK.   Hairdressing Rockstar & Global Misadventures" – Strap in for a wild ride with legendary hairdresser and Tony & Guy icon Gary France as he spills the tea on 35+ years of backstage chaos, international hijinks, and celebrity encounters. From shitting himself in Australi...

Be kind to one another...SIKE! – Behind the Scenes of Ellen’s Toxic Talk Show 06.07.2025

Ellen DeGeneres fires everyone, but not Jack, and bitches be bitchin 4 months later wanting free work.  we expose the dark side of Ellen’s "be kind" empire, share wild salon stories, and roast clueless clients who think hair color grows like ivy (yes, really). From electric Subarus to Karens demanding free highlights four months later, no topic is off-limits. Raw, hilarious, and brutally hone...

Complete the Beast 29.06.2025

Listener challenge! Jason reads a listeners emails and its a good one lets see who can top it, and Canadians don't put up with hairdresser shenanigans  "Complete the Beast" – Buckle up for another wild episode of  Shit I Told My Hairdresser  where we dive into an insane email about a secret salon society, naked women, cow’s blood rituals, and a butt plug ponytail (yes, really). Then...

Resting Ozempic face 22.06.2025

Clients face changes and other side effects to Ozempic, and God we love to hate a motivational speaker What happens when the  latest Hollywood weight-loss trend  walks into the salon chair? Jason and Jack dive into the rise of  Ozempic face —the sagging skin, thinning hair, and shocking transformations they’re seeing behind the chair. From  celebrity beauty standards  to e...

I'll fu@k her tonight, you tomorrow 15.06.2025

What really happens  behind the chair  when the salon lights go down? In this explosive episode of  Sh!t I Told My Hairdresser , Jason and Jack sit down with longtime friends and fellow stylists John and Lauren to expose the dark underbelly of the  hair industry —from toxic salon “cult” culture and narcissistic salon owners to jaw-dropping stories of harassment, gaslighting, an...

Freak off: Doggy style 08.06.2025

From  FBI sting operations in Newport Beach  to the weirdest salon chair confessions, Jason and Jack are back with another unfiltered ride. In this episode of  Sh!t I Told My Hairdresser , the guys dish on  chauvinistic salon clients, awkward celebrity run-ins, and bizarre stories of zoophilia  that will leave you laughing, cringing, and saying WTF. With their trademark mi...

High maintenance 01.06.2025

Jason and Jack have some very high maintenance clients and some clients just have to shampoo themselves the unfiltered comedy podcast where hairdressers spill wild client stories, behind-the-scenes chaos, and true industry confessions. From divas to disasters, hosts Jack & Jason serve laughs, rants, and bad haircut tales. Jason Townsend and Paula Dahlberg pull back the curtain on the beauty in...

Karbon kyd London AKA Jason Gray 25.05.2025

n this episode of  Sh!t I Told My Hairdresser , Jason and Jack reconnect with  international colorist Jayson Gray (Karbon Kyd London)  for a raw, funny, and unfiltered chat about life behind the chair. From  London Fashion Week chaos  to bizarre salon culture in Spain, Jayson shares insider stories that reveal the gritty, glamorous, and downright ridiculous side of the&nbs...

LAPD will shoot you 18.05.2025

Jillian Lauren, author and wife of Weezer bassist Scott Shriner and former hairdresser assistant with Jack shot by the LAPD, and one of Jason's clients got attacked by a hair eating assailant  Jason Townsend and Paula Dahlberg pull back the curtain on the beauty industry with unfiltered conversations about salon culture, hairstylist life, toxic work environments, nightmare clients, celebrity...

Rotten inside 11.05.2025

From  company credit card scandals  to shady bosses and “happy ending” coverups, Jason and Jack are back with another brutally honest episode of  Sh!t I Told My Hairdresser . This week, the guys peel back the layers of  toxic salon culture , expose workplace cheaters, and share outrageous behind-the-chair confessions that prove some people really are  rotten inside . Packe...

Saving him a seat 04.05.2025

Ever wondered what the worst thing you could microwave in a salon breakroom is? Or what illegal beauty treatments are secretly happening? Strap in for a hilarious and shocking episode packed with salon horror stories and professional advice you can trust. Veteran hairstylists Jack and Jason leverage their decades of salon experience and industry expertise to break dow...

Boys & Girls fentanyl club 27.04.2025

Jason's barbershop gets tangled in a multi state fentanyl ring and clients will ask and say the stupidest shit.  Jason Townsend and Paula Dahlberg pull back the curtain on the beauty industry with unfiltered conversations about salon culture, hairstylist life, toxic work environments, nightmare clients, celebrity encounters, relationships, burnout, and the chaos that happens behind the chair....

AI catfished 20.04.2025

Clients use AI photos to catfish their hairstylist, and people who put their stinky bare feet on salon mirrors and stations in salons and first class lounges Jason Townsend and Paula Dahlberg pull back the curtain on the beauty industry with unfiltered conversations about salon culture, hairstylist life, toxic work environments, nightmare clients, celebrity encounters, relationships, burnout, and...

Beauty school drop out 13.04.2025

Expert beauty school drop outs give hair advice to the person cutting their hair, and clients that buy their products online for the deal that they really didn't get  Also please take a few minutes to fill out or survey http://bit.ly/shtitoldmyhairdresser-survey https://shititoldmyhairdresser.com/ Jason Townsend and Paula Dahlberg pull back the curtain on the beauty industry with unfiltered...

Shit with the sugar 06.04.2025

Hairdressers are nuts and sometimes we get arrested! And male hairdressers need to stop diddling their clients http://bit.ly/shtitoldmyhairdresser-survey www.shititoldmyhairdresser.com Jason Townsend and Paula Dahlberg pull back the curtain on the beauty industry with unfiltered conversations about salon culture, hairstylist life, toxic work environments, nightmare clients, celebrity encounters, r...

Hair therapy with Kate 30.03.2025

A awarding winning trichologist Kate from the podcast hair therapy joins Jason and Jack and talk about their hair loss problems, how to wash your hair and your bum, and how to shame of people who pick at their scalps. To listen to her podcast or check out her course click links below https://open.spotify.com/show/0ShaG4PnQcyxuOaF2HILH0 https://hairtherapyuk.com/education-courses https://...

Delusional rebirth 23.03.2025

What happens when a client emails the salon demanding a “rebirth,” wants to be turned into a goddess, but refuses to pay for the work it takes? Chaos. In this episode of  Shit I Told My Hairdresser , Jason & Jack break down one of the most delusional salon stories yet — from dramatic emails and impossible demands to  price meltdowns, narcissistic rants, and codependent clients who ca...

The Zodiac stylist 16.03.2025

A colorist nods off on a clients head, and Jason has ties to the Mexican mafia? Plus the bling ring leader now cuts hair in a astrological way http://bit.ly/shtitoldmyhairdresser-survey Jason Townsend and Paula Dahlberg pull back the curtain on the beauty industry with unfiltered conversations about salon culture, hairstylist life, toxic work environments, nightmare clients, celebrity encounters,...

An exceptional piece of shit 09.03.2025

Listeners emails with the craziest lies clients make up to get out of a cancellation fee, and hair extension who pulls yours out?  http://bit.ly/shtitoldmyhairdresser-survey Jason Townsend and Paula Dahlberg pull back the curtain on the beauty industry with unfiltered conversations about salon culture, hairstylist life, toxic work environments, nightmare clients, celebrity encounters, relatio...

Stinky Zucchini 02.03.2025

It's academy awards season, that means celebrity story time, and a 16 year old puts veggies in his anus, BUT WAIT theres more, a hole lot more!  http://bit.ly/shtitoldmyhairdresser-survey Jason Townsend and Paula Dahlberg pull back the curtain on the beauty industry with unfiltered conversations about salon culture, hairstylist life, toxic work environments, nightmare clients, celebrity encou...

Compliment ambush 23.02.2025

Ever been trapped by a stylist who demands,  “Don’t you love it?”  before you can answer? Jason & Jack call out the narcissistic colorists and fake flattery tricks that leave clients feeling stuck. This episode exposes  compliment ambushes, shady stylists, 8-hour highlight disasters, and salon drama  that will make you laugh and cringe at the same time. 🎧 Perfect for fans...

#Otherspeoplesmoney 16.02.2025

Clients who are pissed that they have to use PTO or a sick day to get their hair done, and hairdressers who trauma dump on their clients  http://bit.ly/shtitoldmyhairdresser-survey Jason Townsend and Paula Dahlberg pull back the curtain on the beauty industry with unfiltered conversations about salon culture, hairstylist life, toxic work environments, nightmare clients, celebrity encounters,...

Hiring Hot 09.02.2025

The hiring practices in LA are very different from everywhere else and clients sure can get mad when they don't get what they can't have.  http://bit.ly/shtitoldmyhairdresser-survey Jason Townsend and Paula Dahlberg pull back the curtain on the beauty industry with unfiltered conversations about salon culture, hairstylist life, toxic work environments, nightmare clients, celebrity encounters,...

Home wrecker opportunist 02.02.2025

We read listener persons email about douche bag haircuts and a voice mail from Australia tells us about a home wrecker opportunist.  http://bit.ly/shtitoldmyhairdresser-survey Jason Townsend and Paula Dahlberg pull back the curtain on the beauty industry with unfiltered conversations about salon culture, hairstylist life, toxic work environments, nightmare clients, celebrity encounters, relat...

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