Jason Townsend a former Beverly Hills celebrity hairdressers spilling the tea

Sh!t I told my Hairdresser

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Sh!t I Told My Hairdresser  is the unfiltered hairdresser podcast exposing the wild, hilarious, chaotic, and brutally honest reality of life behind the salon chair. Hosted by veteran hairstylist  Jason Townsend  and co-host  Paula Dahlberg , the show dives into salon drama, hairstylist confessions, beauty industry secrets, toxic work culture, nightmare clients, celebrity encounters, relationships, burnout, and the conversations stylists usually only have behind closed salon doors. With decades of real industry experience — from Beverly Hills celebrity styling to everyday salon chaos — Jason an...

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Jason Townsend a former Beverly Hills celebrity hairdressers spilling the tea

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Jul 5, 2026

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Honduran Hairdresser Elizabeth Townsend AKA Jason's Mom! 11.01.2026

Jason sits down with his mother, Elizabeth Townsend—a Honduran immigrant and veteran hairdresser with  47 years behind the chair —to share the real, unfiltered truth about building a long-term career in the beauty industry. Elizabeth recounts immigrating from Honduras to California as a teenager, starting her hairdressing career in the late 1960s, and building a loyal clientele without social...

The Beauty School Myth - Why "Salon Ready" is a LIE! 04.01.2026

Beauty school didn’t fail you by accident —  it failed you by design . In this episode of  Sh!t I Told My Hairdresser , we break down the biggest lie sold to aspiring hairstylists: the promise that you’ll graduate  “salon ready”  and make six figures right out of school. Spoiler alert: you won’t. This honest, no-fluff conversation pulls back the curtain on what beauty school ac...

Trauma Dumping: Why Hairdressers Are Everyone’s Unpaid Therapist 28.12.2025

Hairdressers aren’t just cutting hair anymore — we’re absorbing  everyone else’s trauma , one appointment at a time. In this episode of  Sh!t I Told My Hairdresser , Jason and Jack sit down with  licensed therapist and salon consultant Tom Hintelmann, LCSW , to talk about the emotional side of salon life no one prepares you for:  trauma dumping . From clients unloading divorces...

Congressman ShamWow? - Hookers, Hate, and Hairdressers 21.12.2025

Jack cut his hair. Now he’s running for Congress. In this episode of  Sh!t I Told My Hairdresser , we expose the real-life chaos of the  ShamWow guy —racism, mugshots, hookers, infomercials, and all. Hairdressers see the truth first… and this one is unhinged. What happens when one of your most unhinged salon clients resurfaces… running for Congress? In this episode of  Sh!t I Told M...

No more Loyalty: Hairdressers vs. Big Brands with Jer Bear 14.12.2025

The beauty industry has officially entered its  no loyalty  era — and hairdressers everywhere are DONE staying quiet. In this explosive episode, Jason and Jack sit down with TikTok creator  Jer Bear  to expose what’s really happening behind the scenes with SalonCentric, Cosmoprof, Ulta Beauty, L’Oréal, and the distributors that claim to “support” stylists while pricing them out...

The Shock treatment-a hairdresser prison story 07.12.2025

This might be one of the wildest story ever told on the podcast. In this episode of  “Sh!t I Told My Hairdresser,”  we sit down with Yvette, a Missouri cosmetologist whose road to the salon started in a place she  never  expected:  120 days inside a women’s prison. From “shock treatment” bootcamp to lice-killing goo, creepy correctional officers,  shake-weight-style t...

LA Hair Culture Is Broken — Here’s the Receipts 30.11.2025

This episode of  Sh!t I Told My Hairdresser  dives deep into the wild world of salon culture, viral TikTok drama, and what really happened in the Habit Salon vs. Chrissy controversy. Jason and Jack break down the lies, the contradictions, and the influencer tactics behind the most chaotic hair story on social media — and why the beauty industry is suddenly the internet’s favorite battleg...

Hair by Chrissy- TikTok Battle Royale 23.11.2025

Welcome back to  Sh!t I Told My Hairdresser , the comedy podcast where behind-the-chair chaos meets unfiltered truth. In this episode, Jason and Jack dive headfirst into the viral  Hair by Chrissy / Habit Salon  TikTok firestorm — the $4,000 extension bill, the deposit drama, the receipts, the assistants, the Yelp attacks, and the full-blown social media war that exploded across the...

Our Complaints Speakerphone Nightmares, Dirty Feet & Hairdresser Pet Peeves 16.11.2025

Ever wonder what really pisses off your hairdresser? In this episode of  Sh!t I Told My Hairdresser , Jason and Jack unleash their funniest, pettiest, and most unbelievable salon complaints — including the client who took a speakerphone call at full volume  during the shampoo , the barefoot couch-lounger, front-desk disasters, music-playlist wars, and the stylists who mysteriously “borro...

TikTok, the new Yelp? — When Clients Go Viral Instead of Tipping 09.11.2025

Welcome to  Sh!t I Told My Hairdresser , the no-filter comedy podcast where celebrity stylists Jason and Jack spill the tea on salon life, client chaos, and beauty industry breakdowns. This episode gets real about how  TikTok has officially replaced Yelp , and why that’s a nightmare for anyone working behind the chair. From viral reviews to on-camera meltdowns, every client now has a rin...

Murder He Wrote 02.11.2025

What happens when your old Beverly Hills client husband turns out to be a real-life murderer? In this chilling yet hilarious episode of  Sh!t I Told My Hairdresser , hosts  Jason & Jack  spill the shocking story of Blake Leibel — the Hollywood writer who brutally killed his girlfriend — and how they actually met him  years before the crime . Recorded in true  behind-th...

Fake it till you make it 26.10.2025

This week on  Sh!t I Told My Hairdresser , Jason and Jack dive into one of the wildest salon moments ever — when a guy booked two “blowouts for his daughters”... except, spoiler alert, they weren’t his daughters. 💅 What started as a routine appointment turned into a full-on  WTF  moment straight out of a true crime show. Between shady clients, suspicious bookings, and one man who r...

Demon foot bath 19.10.2025

Ever had your day go from zero to exorcism before lunch? Welcome to  Sh!t I Told My Hairdresser , where Beverly Hills stylists  Jason Townsend  and  Jack  spill the wildest true stories from behind the chair. In this episode, the guys face a double dose of salon chaos — a demon-possessed client named Sally and a neighboring salon trying to rinse perms in  nail salon f...

You're FIRED! 12.10.2025

In this laugh-out-loud episode of  Sh!t I Told My Hairdresser , former Beverly Hills stylists  Jason and Jack  relive one of the most unbelievable salon stories ever — the tale of  Fired Mary , a longtime client who simply refused to accept she’d been fired. From manila envelopes filled with 1990s hair photos to a full-blown salon standoff, Jason reveals the wild truth about wh...

The Dead body 05.10.2025

In this jaw-dropping episode of  Shit I Told My Hairdresser , Jason and Jack dive into the wildest salon story yet — when a harmless group chat spirals out of control, ending with someone posting photos of a  real dead body . What begins as another day of hairstylist chaos turns into a darkly funny lesson in boundaries, burnout, and salon etiquette gone horribly wrong. But the madness do...

Big Scary Bulger 28.09.2025

What happens when your salon client turns out to be a  loan shark with ties to Whitey Bulger —and then offers to “take care” of your problems? Add in shady blowdryer distributors, bad customer service, and salon gossip gone wild, and you’ve got one of our most outrageous episodes yet. On  Shit I Told My Hairdresser , Jason & Jack share the unfiltered stories from behind the chair—mix...

Wait....You have a twin?! 21.09.2025

What would you do if the stylist who ruined your hair showed up at your next appointment — only to discover it was her identical twin? In this episode, Jason & Jack uncover a story of  sibling drama, stolen salon identities, lies, and wild family feuds  that sound too crazy to be true. 🎧 If you’re into  funny podcasts, salon nightmares, beauty gossip, and insane client stories...

2 Turds 1 Cut 14.09.2025

Its our 100th Episode! How do you celebrate 100 episodes of pure chaos? By telling the wildest, grossest, and funniest salon story yet. In this milestone episode of  Sh!t I Told My Hairdresser , Jason & Jack —  former Beverly Hills stylists with decades of salon experience  — share a jaw-dropping client horror story: a teenage boy who literally  pooped himself in the chair...

Prison Glam with Marci Marie 07.09.2025

From Efferdent highlights to blow-dryer cooking, our guest  Marcy Marie  spills the wildest  prison beauty hacks and survival recipes  you’ve ever heard. Glam, grit, and jaw-dropping laughs inside this episode of  Sh!t I Told My Hairdresser . Jason & Jack sit down with  Marcy Marie  — speaker, prison reform advocate, and viral TikTok creator with over 4.7M vi...

Brazilian Blow Me : Secrets, Scandals & the truth ! 31.08.2025

Jason and Jack tell the truth about Brazilian blowout treatment, SPOILER ALAERT IT"S POISON! What happens when a simple salon service turns into the most outrageous client story you’ve ever heard? In this episode of  Shi t I Told My Hairdresser*, we dive into the world of  Brazilian blowouts, wild client requests, and unfiltered salon gossip  that will leave you saying, “No way that...

President of Epstein island : Bill Clinton Epstein connection 24.08.2025

Jason and Jack dive into one of their wildest stories yet:  “President of Epstein Island.”  From secret service calls to insider gossip from salon chairs, they spill the tea on media cover-ups, political scandals, and the jaw-dropping encounters their clients have had with some of the most powerful people in the world. But don’t worry—it’s not all politics and conspiracies. You’ll also g...

Free Britney! VMA Hair Disaster Nobody Talks About 17.08.2025

Its Britney Spears Story time! Jack has a birfday, and Jack and Jason's clients have me days.  🎉 It’s birthday week, salon chaos, and celebrity meltdown stories all rolled into one episode! Jack and Jason dive into wild behind-the-scenes moments of  Britney Spears at the VMAs , Hollywood nightlife with Paris Hilton & Lindsay Lohan, and what really went down during Britney’s head-sha...

Blowouts and blow jon's : HOAs banning pimps?! 10.08.2025

Jason use to work with a prostitute in his salon and a client had the receipts to prove it.  Ever wondered what  really  goes on behind the salon chair? 🪒💈 From hooker hairdressers to HOA poolside scandals, Jason and Jack spill the tea on the wildest, most unfiltered stories you’ve  never  heard before. 🔥 Why Listen? ✔️ Hilarious & Raw – No filter, ju...

Groomers School of Beauty : The Dark Side of the Beauty Industry 03.08.2025

Matt is our guest hairdresser and we discuss hairdresser life coaches, educators who prey on students and creepy staff in high end salons   Sh*t I Told My Hairdresser" pulls back the curtain on the wild, unspoken truths of the beauty industry—from predatory "hair coaches" scamming stylists out of thousands to creepy salon owners with questionable morals. Hosted by Jason and Jack, th...

Drunk mute : Drunk Haircuts and Holy Wars 27.07.2025

A client get her hair done wasted and can't talk and who knew clients in Brentwood were so racist  From hammered clients communicating only in thumbs-ups to racist rants mid-haircut, we spill the tea on the craziest, most unhinged moments behind the chair. Think  Curb Your Enthusiasm  meets  Intervention —with scissors. 🔥 Why Listen? Real salon chaos:...

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