Show Dumpin'

MAFS UK, season 9, week 9, 2024: we're here for the dumpster fire. It's the LAST WEEK of MAFS UK Season 9 and EVERYONE'S bottom bin this week. We've got final vows! We've got the reunion! We've got the final sofa session! Some people stay together. Some people are barely speaking! It's a MONSTER week and Geordie and Michelle are dipping a toe in the chicken bucket minus Jay yet again but to be hon...

MAFS UK, season 9, week 8, 2024: we're here for the dumpster fire. This week, Geordie and Michelle are doing the MAFS on all things Married At First Sight UK, episodes 29, 30, 31 and 32. And it's a scrunchie full of drams... We see the end of homestays, last dates and girls and boys night... Luke is putting his foot in it left, right and centre, dropping lies, licking dogs, making sexy innuendos,...

MAFS UK, season 9, week 7, 2024: we're here for the dumpster fire. This week, Geordie, Jay and Michelle are doing the MAFS on all things Married At First Sight UK, episodes 25, 26, 27 and 28. And it's another week and another hot mess... Bye bye Holly! Bye bye Alex! See you later Emma and Caspar... Now... Will Polly nibble that candy G-string? Will Adam ever want to throw one up her again? Will Lu...

MAFS UK, season 9, week 6, 2024: we're here for the dumpster fire. This week, Geordie, Jay and Michelle are doing the MAFS on all things Married At First Sight UK, episodes 21, 22, 23 and 24. Another week, another chicken bucket full of hot-wings drama... How many braincells did Richelle lose since being married to Orson? Bye bye guys! And bye bye Stephen and Hannah... Is Keiran calling time on hi...

MAFS UK, season 9, week 5, 2024: we're here for the dumpster fire. And this week, Jay's back! He's here doing the MAFS with Geordie & Michelle, who together chat all things Married At First Sight UK episodes 17, 18, 19 and 20. So - another total sh*tshow of a week with bullies, betrayals and bangs taking the show to a whole new level... Will Emma get more than a snog from Caspar, or did he get...

MAFS UK, season 9, week 4, 2024: we're here for the dumpster fire. This week, Geordie & Michelle chat Married At First Sight UK episodes 13, 14, 15 and 16, and what an absolute sh*tshow... Starting with Hannah and Stephen. She’s a drama queen, he’s smitten – until it all goes t*ts up and the trust hits bottom bin. What is the secret Hannah threatened to reveal?? Richelle’s got the hump with Or...

MAFS UK, season 9, week 3, 2024: we're here for the dumpster fire. This week, Jay's off gallivanting so Geordie & Michelle chat Married At First Sight UK episodes 9, 10, 11 and 12, AKA Experts Week, AKA Inlaws Week, and what a week it was... From the honesty box to Paul C Brunson's leather trousers, this week brought the drama where we saw the disintegration of Eve and Charlie, Polly's mean si...

MAFS UK is back for a 9th season and we're here for the dumpster fire! Join Geordie, Jay and Michelle for the highs and lows of week 2 of Married At First Sight UK 2024, where the couples bring teeth, tats, tans and tears up the aisle and beyond. This week, the couples finish up their honeymoons, move in together, have their first dinner party and settle in for their first sesh on the couch - and...