Shitty Song of the Week

Red and Teresa are joined once again by The Duchess of NJ, Kate to go through some Yacht Rock!! Can one of the kings of Yacht Rock, with a literal song about a boat, beat a really pretentious and creepy song about "getting away?"... or mixed drinks?? YOU be the JUDGE!! Christopher Cross - Sailing VS Rupert Holmes - Escape (The Pina Colada Song)  Follow on Kate and The Boomer Bunker on Twitter. Lis...

Red and Teresa take a trip around the world and meet up with Turch and Kieran from the We Only Do One Take Podcast(@WeOnlyDoOneTake) to go through some of Australia's #1 Hits!!! Can a cookie-cutter, formulaic American Pop Band rip-off beat one of the longest slogs of a song that sings all about cricket? Could it be the Australian version of the Super Bowl Shuffle?? YOU be the JUDGE!!! Scandal'us -...

This week, Red and Teresa are joined by B-Rob from the Random Ramblings With Rob Show and The Didn't Get All of It Podcast to go thru some Southern Rap Music!!! Can a gibberish, mumble rap song about living a specific lifestyle beat a long, boring, forgetful song about the love a gangsta has for his lady? YOU be the JUDGE!!! Rich Gang - Lifestyle VS Mr. Serv-On ft Master P - My Best Friend Fol...

Red and Teresa are joined by Mysh from The Bromigos Podcast to go through some Pop Music!!! Can an obnoxious, cheerleader-style song about oral sex with spelling and dance instructions beat another obnoxious song about coffee?? or sex? or both? YOU be the JUDGE!!! Chappell Roan - HOT TO GO! VS Sabrina Carpenter - Espresso Follow ⁠Mysh⁠ and ⁠The Bromigos⁠ on Twitter and listen to his ⁠show⁠ Vote vi...

This week, Red and Teresa are joined by Mike from The Wheelbarrow Full of Dicks Internet Radio Show to go through some Country Music!!! It's a Battle of the Coattail Riders!! Can a weird, split personality, cosplay version of his grandpa, slog of a song beat a genre-hopping, "I'm only famous because of my Stepdaddy", 808 bass, country bullshit song??? YOU be the JUDGE!!! Whey Jen...

Red and Teresa go through some Rock Music this week!!! Can a mediocre rock song "remake"... that's 40+ years old beat a chaotically boring rock song about Charles Manson maybe?? YOU be the JUDGE!!! Bryan Adams - Rock And Roll Hell VS System Of A Down - ATWA Vote via  Twitter , Discord OR under the episode description on Spotify. Join the  Patreon Join the  Discord

Red and Teresa are joined by Stand-Up Comedian, Radio Personality and host of the POS Podcast, Pat Oates(@ThePatOates) to go through the music of two of the worst celebrities out there!! Can a slow, boring, audible suicide note of a song with one of the worst rhyme schemes ever, beat a joke of a song that's 8 songs in one and proves that the joke, really is, on you. Amber Heard - Montreal VS C...

This week, Red and Teresa go through some Pop Music!! Can a show-tunesy sexual allegation song beat an overly positive song with some Jamaican flair?? YOU be the JUDGE!!! Red's not impressed and Teresa feels uncomfortable.. Drake Bell - I Kinda Relate VS Vitamin C - Smile Vote via Twitter , Discord OR under the episode description on Spotify. Join the Patreon Join the Discord

This week, Red and Teresa are joined by Delvin Cox from The Delvin Cox Experience to go through some diss tracks. Can a cheesy diss track from the middle school playground with choreographed dance moves beat a diss track that blames one dude for the entire struggle of the black community??? YOU be the JUDGE!!! MC Hammer - Better Run Run VS Nick Cannon - The Invitation Cancelled Vote via X , Discor...

This week, Red and Teresa are joined by Christian Bladt to go through some our favorite bands. For the record, Rammstein isn't Red's favorite band, but it is Teresa's and Kiss is Christian's favorite..(I feel like I said "favorite band" too many times) Can an already obnoxious song put to English, beat a creepy, weird, chest hairy song about love letter nudies? YOU be the...

This week, Red and Teresa go thru some "Non-Rapper Rap." You know, Rap Music from a band or artist who doesn't normally rap, like Third Eye Blind or Actor Crispin Glover. Can a moderate rock band "rap song" about nuclear war(?) with a trap beat be worse than hearing a nerdy actor rap about masturbation? YOU be the JUDGE!!!! Third Eye Blind - 2x Tigers VS Crispin Glover - Au...

This week, Red and Teresa are joined by Kate, The Duchess of New York...Oops, sorry. I mean New Jersey, to go over some weird, creepy, 80's Gross Rock. Can a song from a weird point of view, with a catchy beat and creepy lyrics beat possibly one of the greatest, grossest, and egregious love songs ever? YOU be the JUDGE!!! Oingo Boingo - Little Girls VS Benny Mardones - Into The Night Follow Ka...

We're back from the first round of qualifiers!! Jodie B joins Red and Teresa for another go around with FIR. Have Red and Teresa found a worthy adversary? Is Atilla worse than FIR?? Does Red have FIR Stockholm Syndrome?? Can a song that is 5 different songs in 1 beat a weird, braggadocious, Korn/Manson-ish song??? YOU be the JUDGE!!! Falling In Reverse - Watch the World Burn VS Atilla - Metalc...

You've waited patiently and here it is, the Winner Qualifier! Join Red, Teresa and special guest judge Chris James as they break four ties, and go through 26 songs to determine the 13 that get to move on and compete to be Shitty Song Of The Year! Follow Chris James on Twitter Join the Patreon Join the Discord

Its that special time of year, folks! Qualifier Time! Join Red, Teresa and special guest judge Bobby Booshay, as they go through 12 hand selected losers to see who will advance to the the Winner Qualifier. Follow Bobby on Twitter and his show Join the Patreon Join the Discord

While you're waiting for the first round of qualifiers this year, why not check out a Patreon Bonus Episode?!?!! This one is from all the way back in February..Enjoy! Red and Teresa go thru some of the songs they really don't want anybody to know they love...some MAY be good, but they're mostly bad.

Its the last episode of the first round, folks! This week, Red and Teresa go thru some Country Music. Can Red convince Teresa that FIR is making Country Music? I mean, it's got Jellyroll in it.. All while Teresa brings in what she's calling Toby Keith's predecessor. Is there any one out there that panders worse than Toby Keith??? YOU be the JUDGE!! Falling in Reverse ft Jellyroll - All...

Red and Teresa are joined by Tabby (@TaproomTab) from The Gray's Taproom Podcast (@graystaproompod) to go through some Pop Music. Can a has-been boy band that's trying to reclaim their youth through song beat the one that flew under the radar for 5 years??? YOU be the JUDGE!!! NKOTB - Kids VS Rebecca Black - Friday Join the Patreon Join the Discord

This week, Red and Teresa go thru some Classic Rock!! Can a blatant song about a child predator and his love for school yards beat a power ballad from an unsuspecting band?? Is Red FINALLY gonna win this week?? Does Teresa REALLY understand Classic Rock??? YOU be the JUDGE!!! Kiss - Christine Sixteen VS ZZ Top - Rough Boy Join he Patreon Join the Discord and vote

This week, Red and Teresa are joined by Doug from the Who's Right Podcast (@Whos_right_pod) to go thru some 90's Rap. Can a song that tries to stop gang-violence thru some REALLY stupid song by a 90's Rap super group beat an iconic 90's jam with some contradictory, poser lyrics? YOU be the JUDGE!! West Coast Rap Allstars - We're All In The Same Gang  VS Biggie Smalls - Juicy Jo...

Red and Teresa are joined by Pepper (@peppercutsgrass) to go thru some Ska!! Can a stupid song about a LITERAL toothache beat a "ska-ified" version of an already shitty, over-produced song about trees? YOU be the JUDGE!! No Doubt - Ache VS Party like It's... - Timber Join the Patreon Join the Discord

This week, Red and Teresa go thru some Rap Covers. Can a redneck pandering cover of an iconic song beat a "sexy when it shouldn't be" cover of a 90's rap anthem? You be the judge!!! Hardy - Gin + Juice VS Rizzi Myers - California Love ***SHOW NOTES *** Teresa done fucked around and goofed her audio up for this Hidden Track. So bare with it. It hasn't happened in a while. Cut...

This week, Red and Teresa delve into celebrity music. They pose the question: Can a slow, unexciting cover of a Tom Waits song outshine a bizarre, spooky tune about beer? It's up to YOU to decide! Scarlett Johansson - Falling Down VS Sylvester Stallone - Drinkin' Stein Join the Patreon  patreon.com/ssotw Join the discord  https://discord.com/invite/DZ8bB9M5dp

Red and Teresa are joined this week by stand-up comedian, Chris James (@CJTalksFunny) to go through some Country Music!!! Can a song that checks off all the things on the Corny Country Bingo Card, beat an obnoxious "country" song that almost makes Teresa walk out??? YOU be the JUDGE!! Trace Adkins - Where The Country Girls At? ft. Luke Bryan + Pitbull VS Beyonce' - Texas Hold 'Em...

Red and Teresa go through some Pop Music this week!! Can a super sexual, grab-ass attempt at a pop song beat a weird "I Am Woman!!" song about a dude at the gym? Jojo Siwa - Karma VS Girli - Matriarchy Join the SSOTW Patreon !! Join the SSOTW Discord Server !!!