Shirtless Plantain Show

The football is footballing! We covered the top 5 leagues, previewed Champions League and Europa League and did the hard hitting analysis as you expect. Arsenal are flying, Napoli can't stop, Madrid and Barca are doing things, Juventus lost, City well you know and Man Utd almost gave Scams a panic attack.

 Dear friend of the show and Liverpool spouse haver, Kaylé, joins Coach and Deen to discuss Arsenal finally scoring a league goal against Liverpool. Oh and we won the game too! Might still be shit but Arsenal’s also still top of the league.

Champions League happened, records were broken, records were unbroken and tears flowed. Europa League, some funny capers in that tournament. We previewed the weekend's football shenanigans in the way we know best. There's lots of great football to be had, grab your popcorn.

Coach takes us on a short ride around the Manchester Derby giving his view on events and where Utd go from here.

Is it epitome or epitome? You decide. The crew review the weekend's matches, including the Manchester Derby, The North London derby and many other tasty results. Benzema is about to break records, Haaland is going crazy, Arsenal fans are hype, Champions League was previewed and the football is BACK. We are happy and hope you are too.

The Arsenal crew discusses a largely routine Derby Day win. What can we say? The prophecy was realized and it was even easier than we thought. 

CLUB FOOTBALL IS BACK! We spoke about the matches coming up this weekend, happenings during the international break and Leroy Sane's hair. Denmark's kit makers Hummel put out a powerful statement. And we dropped a new collection!

The last footballing activities before International Break and there were shenanigans afoot! Ligue 1 had records broken, Bayern haven't won in 3 matches and lost, Serie A is fun! The Premier League had some funny cappers and La Liga is ran by Real Madrid. Juventus are really bad, that excited us, throughly. Enjoy the chaos. ❤️

Long time, no play. Wasn't that just fantastic, fellow Gooners?  The Arsenal crew delves into what was arguably Arsenal's best performance under Mikel Arteta. Have a cuppa and enjoy!

Champions League happened (sorry Club Brugge) and we talked about everything that happened. From Juventus to Bayern to Graham Potter’s suit. A lot happened. Good, bad and ugly. Number 7 put on a show for Moldovans and people got punched. Theres football on this weekend, the Premier League is back, too.

The Premier League matches were cancelled but have no fear we spoke about the footballing activities were covered. Boca and River kept the fire alive, Neymar and Messi are still great and we answered your wonderful questions.

Italy went to Naples and they erupted, what a performance from Napoli. Champions League and Europa League had some quality moments and we discussed what we saw. We previewed some weekend fixtures and kept it short, simple and sweet.  

The Champions League is back and the crew previews the games, but not before running through last weekend’s VAR controversies and finally attempting to pronounce ‘Khvicha Kvaratskhelia’. Oh and they talked some football too.

The crew deep dives into Arsenal's first loss of the season away to the old enemy. No player ratings today but the team gets their flowers and lashings in equal measure. Ultimately, this wasn't a loss to feel terrible about, even if it would've been nice to win. COYG!

Man Utd beat Arsenal 3-1 and our resident Utd fans waxed lyrical about their club, what they saw and a debut to remember for Antony. Arsenal fans, chin up, you should be used to this. 😂

The crew does a quick roundup of this week’s action in Europe and previews the weekend’s action. They also try not to get into a brawl about Sunday’s United vs. Arsenal game. Some threats may have been issued. Hide your racehorses.

Man Utd's season has kicked off, back to back wins after back to back losses. Some new additions to the squad, so we brought on Casey Evans. We talked all things Utd, previewed the Leicester x Arsenal match and spoke about the future of the club. Also, Antony signed and we talked about that deal. Thank you, Casey!

We welcomed back Mitch sooner than expected after an impressive debut to speak with Coach about Arsenal’s midweek win with player ratings and all the good stuff, no monkeys were harmed in this recording.

This week's Arsenal special features our first ever guest: the honorable Mitch Peotter (@mitchpeotter). Mitch and Deen discuss Arsenal in general and go on a deep dive into the comeback victory over Fulham last weekend. We'll definitely be inviting Mitch back soon. He's our favorite white fella - after Mikel Arteta. And Oleksandr Zinchenko. And Ben White.  ̶A̶n̶d̶ ̶G̶r̶a̶n̶i̶t̶ ̶X̶h̶a̶k̶a̶. And......

The crew rounds up the weekend’s action from around Europe. Question: many footy fans does it take to forget to discuss a non-issue on a podcast about footy?

The weekend is here and we previewed what matches are there to watch. Odemwinge, remember that?! We talked about the Champions League draw, answered your questions and hit you with the same hard hitting football analysis you expect.

Man Utd put on a masterclass against Liverpool, Scams and Puneet broke down what they saw against their bitter rivals. They also answered questions and felt the pressure off of their backs.

Man Utd did their thing against Liverpool, it stunned Scams but not the crew. Man City and Newcastle played a blinder, Leeds went CRAZY the USMNT might have something and we covered the rest of the Premier and Europe's top 5 leagues. Ansu Fati will retire us all, Napoli has one with Khvicha Kvaratskhelia. We also answered your questions.