Sheltered Sages

This week on Sheltered Sages, Andrew and Philip take a more serious and reflective turn as they explore the often-overlooked challenges of homeschooling. Beginning with stories shared in the r/homeschoolrecovery community, they discuss the difficult experiences some individuals have faced and the lasting impact those situations can have. From there, the conversation shifts to insights from the boo...

This week on Sheltered Sages, Andrew and Philip dive into the strange, the awkward, and the mildly concerning habits we all pretend are normal. From one person wondering if their annoying behavior has crossed the line, to a surprisingly heated debate over the appropriateness of eating a croissant in a cemetery, the Sages unpack what makes a habit harmless—or downright bizarre. Along the way, they...

This week on Sheltered Sages, Andrew and Philip continue their conversation on therapy and tabletop role-playing by sitting down to actually play a game of Dungeons & Dragons with the therapist from episode 3.6. In this hands-on follow-up, the Sages experience firsthand how collaborative storytelling, character choices, and a little dice rolling can help reduce anxiety and create a supportive,...

This week on Sheltered Sages, Andrew and Philip welcome the hosts of “I Can’t Believe This Got Greenlit” for a crossover episode packed with movie talk and Reddit drama. Together, they dive into stories where film fandom collides with real-life social etiquette—from horror movie party hosting gone wrong to cinema audiences that just won’t stay quiet. The crew also tackles the realities of pursuing...

This week on Sheltered Sages, Andrew and Philip step into the awkward, emotionally charged world of school dances. The episode kicks off with a prom invitation that goes painfully wrong, raising questions about rejection, social pressure, and teenage reactions in high-stakes moments. After sharing some homeschool prom stories of their own, the Sages dive into a parenting dilemma where a teen is ba...

This week on Sheltered Sages, Andrew and Philip sit down with a therapist and licensed clinical social worker who uses Dungeons & Dragons as a therapeutic tool to help combat anxiety. The conversation explores how tabletop role-playing games can create safe spaces for self-expression, build confidence, and help people process stress and anxiety through storytelling and collaboration. From brea...

This week on Sheltered Sages, Andrew and Philip dive into stories where boundaries are crossed—and then awkwardly enforced. First, a college student’s job interview goes off the rails when his mom inserts herself at the worst possible moment, and someone decides she deserves to know exactly why it cost him the job. Then, the Sages tackle a roommate dispute that turns the living room couch into con...

Whether you’re thinking about starting a podcast or just curious how the sausage gets made (metaphorically—very metaphorically), this is a relaxed, honest, and lightly chaotic look behind the mic. Equipment List: Audio Mics: HyperX SoloCast https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08KFL3SFV?ref_=ppx_hzsearch_conn_dt_b_fed_asin_title_9&th=1 Mic Stands: InnoGear Microphone Stand, 2 Pack Tripod Boom Arm https:...

In this episode, the Sages take a break from Reddit stories to talk about our story. We dive into how the podcast began, what we’ve learned along the way, and the things we wish someone had told us before we ever hit “record.” From early growing pains to finding our rhythm, we reflect on how the show has evolved—and share stories from other podcasts that made us laugh, cringe, or say, “Yep… been t...

This Valentine’s Day, the Sages put love to the test! 💘 Andrew is joined by his wife, Bri, for a Newlywed Game–style episode full of laughs, surprises, and very revealinganswers (nothing too spicy—we were homeschooled, after all). From relationship quirks to sweet moments and accidental oversharing, this episode is all about celebrating love, communication, and the joy of knowing someone really,...

This week on Sheltered Sages, Andrew and Philip pile onto the metaphorical school bus and dive into the chaos of field trips. First, a student lies to their mom about attending a field trip—was it harmless rebellion or a picklefoot move? Then, a teacher admits they absolutely hate organizing field trips, giving a rare peek behind the scenes at all the stress, logistics, and headaches that go into...

This week on Sheltered Sages, Andrew and Philip step away from Reddit drama and sit down with their friend Mermar, who is pursuing a Master’s degree in Forensic Sciences. The conversation dives into what forensic science actually looks like beyond TV tropes, what graduate study in the field entails, and the challenges and surprises that come with preparing for a career rooted in evidence and analy...

The holidays have arrived on Sheltered Sages, and with them comes peak family chaos. In this Christmas-themed episode, Andrew and Philip dive into Reddit stories filled with awkward gift exchanges, clashing traditions, and the kind of holiday tension that only shows up once a year. From well-meaning plans gone wrong to moments that turn festive cheer into quiet resentment, the Sages unpack what ha...

This week on Sheltered Sages, Andrew and Philip return tothe chaotic arena of the PicklefootShowdown! The rules are simple, the pressure is high, and the stakes? Pure bragging rights. One Sage reads a story, the other has just seconds to declare who the real Picklefoot is, explain their logic, and guess how Reddit ruled. From messy family drama to workplace meltdowns, awkward relationship moments,...

This week on  Sheltered Sages , Andrew and Philip take centerstage as they dive into the wonderfully dramatic world of musical theater culture—where the real conflict isn’t on the stage, but in the audience. From dealing with unexpected sing-along superfans to navigating the social pressureof attending shows you’re just not feeling, the Sages explore the unspoken rules, the passionate fandoms, and...

Things get  festive  this week on Sheltered Sages as Andrew and Philip dig into holiday-themed Reddit drama. From clashing Thanksgiving traditions to accidental shade at the dinner table, the Sages explore stories that prove nothing stirs up tension quite like family, food, and expectations. Whether it’s breaking long-held customs or laughing at the wrong moment, these tales reveal just how chaoti...

This week, the Sages put their intuition to the ultimate Reddit test.   For each story we: ✅ Read the title ✅ Check if Reddit crowned them the  picklefoot  👣🥒 ✅ Wildly speculate what unhinged scenario this  could  be ✅ Finally read it ✅ See if we were psychic or just delusional   Featuring tales of: 🎁 A questionable “meet-the-family” gift 🧼 A lizard-spray floor-mopping incident (?!?) 🎤 T...

It's lunchtime at  Sheltered Sages , and we’re unpacking more than just brown-bag drama. From “boring” bento backlash to friendship-table politics and even fighting for the right to  get lunch at school,  Andrew and Philip dive fork-first into the cafeteria chaos. Are packed lunches a parenting crime? Is sitting alone a betrayal? And is wanting school pizza really THAT unreasonable? Pull up a...

It’s Halloween on Sheltered Sages, and things are getting downright chilling! In this special Geek Dive, Andrew and Phillip swap Reddit threads for original tales of mystery, mischief, and maybe a little madness. These aren’t your average internet creep stories—they’re ours. So grab a blanket, dim the lights, and settle in as the Sages share stories that are eerie, clever, and so sheltered it'...

It’s Halloween on  Sheltered Sages , and things are getting downright chilling! This time, Andrew and Philip aren’t just reading scary stories—they’ve written their own. From eerie encounters to mind-bending mysteries, the Sages bring their storytelling skills (and maybe a few nightmares) to life in this special  Geek Dive  episode. Grab your flashlight, lock your doors, and join the Sages for ori...

This week on  Sheltered Sages , the tables have turned—Andrew and Philip’s wives are in charge, and they’ve handpicked the stories! First up, a spouse battles a late-night garlic obsession that’s stinking up both the house  and  the marriage. Then, we head to a wedding where guests are forced to join the show—literally—in a full-on puppet-themed ceremony. And finally, a bride uninvites her sister-...

In this worst of the worst special, Andrew and Philip crack open a pair of truly rotten Reddit stories. First, a boyfriend wakes his partner up at 2am demanding dinner—but instead of a midnight snack, he gets shown the door. Then, a father loses it and screams at his daughter just for singing—can anything justify that kind of meltdown? It’s the “Deviled Eggs” of AITA: overcooked, hard to swallow,...

Andrew and Philip are tuning up for a special Music Geek Dive! First, a passionate musician refuses to give up their beloved music room—reasonable dedication or misplaced priorities? Then, a romantic twist: someone treasures a guitar string more than their engagement ring—is it a heartfelt symbol or a major relationship red flag? Strike a chord with the Sheltered Sages as they riff on love, loyalt...

In this special return to the Unfinished Archives, Andrew and Philip dust off a couple of Reddit gems that never made it to air the first time around. First, a teacher learns the hard way that not all school spirit events are worth the sprint in a chaotic relay race gone wrong. Then, things get awkward when a pregnant friend’s baby name choice sparks some brutally honest feedback—is it helpful hon...

This week, Andrew and Philip swap out chalkboards for Reddit boards as they dive into the world of public school drama. From classroom chaos to cafeteria controversies, the Sages weigh in on what makes the school system tick—and where it totally flunks. Tune in for laughs, lessons, and a homeschooler’s take on the wild world of homeroom!   Got a story where you weren’t sure if  you  were the probl...