Ivan Alfonso and Joel Diaz
Shells And Hops Podcast
Shells and Hops is a podcast for beer reviews and turtle and tortoise descriptions and information. We also aim to "pair" turtles with the beer we are reviewing. This provides an entertaining, if not odd, view at two very different interests.
Author
Ivan Alfonso and Joel Diaz
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Latest episode
Oct 5, 2025
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Episodes
Oktoberfest vs Chelonians 05.10.2025 42:48
In this episode Joel and Ivan review 2 different Oktoberfest beers and pair them with two different chelonian families (Snakenecks and Sidenecks). Enjoy the controlled chaos these 2 appear to bring every single time.
Pernicious Origins 24.08.2025 38:41
Joel and Ivan review Wicked Weed's Imperial Perni-Haze IPA and discuss their beginnings in the reptile world which led to their obsession with chelonians.
Colombian Nena 23.08.2025 45:09
Joel and Ivan discuss two beers originally brewed in Puerto Rico and attempt to pair them with the blue eyed Colomban Wood Turtle (Rhinoclemmys melanosterna)
Okavango Kandy 10.05.2025 30:15
Joel and Ivan review Victory Breweing's unique collaboration beer with Tastykake, Peanut Butter Kandy Kake Porter and attempt to pair it with the unassuming but very personable Okavango Mud Turtle (Pelusios bechuanicus).
Flattened IPA 04.05.2025 39:29
Joel and Ivan review the interesting Imperial Thorn IPA from Founders' Mortal Bloom line and attempt to pair it with the unassuming and equally interesting Flattened Musk Turtle. Give it a listen so you can spot a big blooper by one of them.
Blueberry Debate 30.03.2025 42:40
Joel and Ivan take on a debate format while reviewing Blueberry Cobbler by Funky Buddha
Leafy Koffee Kake 15.03.2025 28:14
Joel and Ivan review the very unusual Koffe Kake Ale by Victory Brewing and attempt to pair it with the highly underrated Asian Leaf Turtle (Cyclemmys dentata) and its close relatives.
Parker's Trippel Ripper 28.01.2025 51:56
In a longer-than-usual episode Joel and Ivan take on two very different beers to review. Lip Ripper IPA and Unholy Trippel are reviewed as well as pairing them with some unique species such as the Parker's Snakeneck Turtle (Chelodina parkeri) and, in a non-turtle pairing, the Southern White Lipped Python.
Debatable Datil 28.12.2024 44:35
For a special holiday episode, Joel and Ivan review the unique Datil beer from Motorworks Brewing while doing a debate on whether social media is helping or hurting the reptile hobby.
Forest Creatures 17.10.2024 37:18
Joel and Ivan taken on the task of reviewing the rare and amazing BigFoot from Sierra Nevada with the equally amazing Burmese Brown Mountain Tortoise.
Cheeky Bear 22.09.2024 40:12
Joel and Ivan once again pair a delicious stout but this time with the mighty Red Cheek Mud Turtle
Born with a Crown Spanish Publish 12.12.2021 51:38
Ivan y Joel abren su segunda temporada con la cerveza Driftwood Brown de Ocean Lab Brewing en Puerto Rico. Aun mas impresionante es la tortuga que escogieron para parear con la cerveza, la increible Hardella thurjii o Tortuga Coronada.
Born with a Crown 12.12.2021 50:54
Joel and Ivan open season 2 with their review of the amazing Driftwood Brown beer from Ocean Lab Brewing in Puerto Rico and pair it with the equally amazing Crowned River Turtle (Hardella thurjii).
FWC Watch part 1 05.03.2021 50:47
Joel and Ivan review the amazing Big Little Thing by Sierra Nevada while discussing and expressing their frustrations with FWC and their approach to reptiles and pets in general.
Yellow Honey 13.12.2020 38:22
Ivan y Joel se dan a la tarea de parear Hive Alive Honey Ale de Strange Roots con la impresionante Yellow-Foot Tortoise.
Tropical Box 13.12.2020 37:09
The guys take on the delicious Toasted Coconut Chocolate Porter by Caldera Brewing and attempt to pair it with the sturdy and underrated Asian Box Turtle (Cuora amboinensis).
Oktoberfest 30.09.2020 1:00:01
Joel and Ivan take on a versus challenge by reviewing Sierra Nevada's Oktoberfest against Samuel Adam's Octoberfest. On top of that, they pair the beers with the amazing North American Wood Turtle.
Turtle King 30.06.2020 35:27
In this episode the guys pair up the amazing Lizard King Pale Ale with the underrated but beautiful Honduran Wood Turtle.
Two for Tuesday Publish 03.06.2020 55:52
In this very first Two for Tuesday, Joel and Ivan review two beers and two turtles.
Relaxed Diet 16.04.2020 1:04:40
Joel and Ivan sit down to review a new beer for them, Offshoot Beer @ Relax by The Bruery. This episode was recorded during the Covid pandemic and the guys decided to not review a turtle species but rather discuss a bit of nutrition on aquatic species.
Coconut Tortoise Publish 25.12.2019 39:12
Joel and Ivan take on the task of pairing the iconic Forsten's Tortoise with the brand new Almond Coconut Spread Imperial Stout by Brew Bus, a Brewery in Tampa.
Sweet and Sour 18.11.2019 40:58
Joel and Ivan try their pairing prowess with the amazing Disputed Origins Stout from 7venth Sun Brewery in Tampa, and the enigmatic yet difficult Malayan Softshell turtle.
Mexican Stout Espanol 29.09.2019 37:17
Ivan y Joel se dan a la tarea de comparar la intrigante Xocoveza Stout de Stone Brewing con la robusta Tortuga de Caja de Yucatan.
Mexican Stout 29.09.2019 34:27
Joel and Ivan pair up the unique Xocoveza Stout by Stone Brewing with the sturdy and personable Yucatan Box Turtle.
Coco River Stout 24.08.2019 39:11
Joel and Ivan discuss and pair up the smooth Coco Gnar Coconut Stout from Perfect Plain Brewing Co. and pair it up with the robust Black River Turtle (Rhinoclemmys funerea).
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