The Perfect Shass

Shass Blasters

Sports EN ↓ 6 episodes

This is the true story of twelve friends(?) picked to play in a fantasy soccer league and have their nonsense and opinions taped to find out what happens when people stop being polite and start getting real: The Perfect Shass. Some old college soccer friends started a draft style English Premier League (EPL) fantasy league in 2019. This is our podcast to discuss the EPL, our fantasy league, and the terrible managers in it.

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Episodes

The Birdman Flies the Coop 28.07.2025 16:23

An original founding member of the league is leaving us this year. This episode we complete his exit interview to get feedback on who or what drove his decision to league the fantasy league.

If Shane Smiles In The Forest But Nobody Sees, Did It Happen? 17.04.2025 17:01

Charles shares a story. Shane makes his first appearance on the Shass Blasters. We attempt to engage Shane in conversation to find his buried enthusiasm. Shane gives us live reactions.

The Perfect Shass Origin Story, Devin's Guest Appearance, League Updates, Devin Takes The Premier League Quiz 31.03.2025 30:43

Devin makes his first guest appearance and unexpectedly gives his introduction of the episode. Charles laments about how much his fantasy team sucks. An unhealthy love for Hershey's Cookies and Cream. We jump into how our league started and where the scoring system came from. What league managers did we start with and have been kicked out. Recent updates on fantasy league standings and what&#3...

Wolfson's Guest Appearance, His Anime Predilection, Gym Hygiene, A Live Trade Negotiation, Unai Emery Prediction 17.03.2025 26:48

Wolfson explains how Charles fired him IRL. Craig can't use technology take 3. Will gives his takes on fantasy league standing. Reviewing Paul's newb analytics. Review and updates on Wolfson's vasectomy. Will's anime porn interests. Gym locker room rules. Charles and Will make a trade live. Prediction for the next sexual assault scandal to hit the EPL. Strangely scant discussion fr...

Brody's Predicktions From Jamba Juice 12.03.2025 26:13

Guest appearance of Scott Brody and he didn't follow any prep instructions, Brody's manager profile, Craig's recurring technical issues, Scott vs. Craig keeper betting, Brody's prescient season predictions, Brody gives us a tour of Colorado, post draft roster previews, artistic angles of Brody's big head.

How Does This Work, Off Season Drama, Pre-Draft & Historical Analytics, 12.03.2025 34:44

We name the podcast, discuss kicking Sean out of the league, bringing Berto into the league, Berto quitting the league, bringing Sean back, historical manager rankings, Charles' hot cleaning lady, where to find value in the draft, best and worst draft managers, accounting failure, loser this year wears a chicken suit, best and worst at selecting keepers, Craig's on hardware from 1999, big...