Sharks Across Hollywood

Join us in the Sharkpod while we talk about whether or not Dune is a gay parable and how much the sandworms look like huge dicks. Spoiler alert....They do.   audibletrial.com/sharksacrosshollywood Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag

The year is 2007 things have gone awry. Gangs rule the night and all the shit. But it's ok because the Lee brothers are here to make quips while one of them kicks ass and the other one just ruins everything. It's Double Dragon! audibletrial.com/sharksacrosshollywood Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag

It's The Descent! But in space. And with Ben Foster and Dennis Quaid instead of Shauna Macdonald. It's Pandorum. An underrated Sci-Fi horror film all about maybe losing your mind and trying not to get eaten by monsters and weird cannibals. audibletrial.com/sharksacrosshollywood Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag

You’re  lucky in an unironic sort of way. Like a couple of pushers, the first taste of our Friday The 13th series retrospective is free. But for just $2.00 a month you can sponsor two poor movie nerds who just wanna talk about movies and shit for a living. audibletrial.com/sharksacrosshollywood Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood M...

This week we're going back to the 90's. The last decade where it was still cool to hang out at the mall all day with no job and no shopping agenda! audibletrial.com/sharksacrosshollywood Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag

This week we're going back to 80's with The Karate Kid. Come listen to us make fun of one of out favorite movies while also gushing about how awesome the third season of a show is even though we haven't watched it yet. audibletrial.com/sharksacrosshollywood Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood  Music by The Drag

We continue Jacking our way through the holidays with another double feature. It's all about anthropomorphic Snowmen. Snow boobs and carrot dicks are everywhere this week! audibletrial.com/sharksacrosshollywood Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag

It's Christmas and we're Jacking our way through the holidays with a good old fashioned Jack Frost Jack Off. This week we're talking about a weird old Russian made for tv movie and the Rankin/Bass produced Jack Frost tv special. audibletrial.com/sharksacrosshollywood Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag

It's Thanksgiving in the SharkPod and we're celebrating the only way we know how. Obscure cult horror movies about a murderous devil turkey. Throw in a few creepy puppets and two assholes in bad powdered wigs and we might just have one of the craziest movies anyone has ever seen on our hands. audibletrial.com/sharksacrosshollywood Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate a...

Spooky season comes to a close with Halloween III: Season of The Witch. audibletrial.com/sharksacrosshollywood Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag

Andrew and the Rev talk about the classic creature feature John Carpenter's The Thing. audibletrial.com/sharksacrosshollywood Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag

Spooky season continues with this female helmed anthology film. audibletrial.com/sharksacrosshollywood Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag

We're starting spooky season with an underrated little movie about an unknown virus, PTSD, and why you should never invite strangers into your house. Even if they have goats.  audibletrial.com/sharksacrosshollywood Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag

This week we tackle a Sharks Across Hollywood favorite. John Carpenter's Big trouble in Little China starring Kurt Russell. audibletrial.com/sharksacrosshollywood Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag

This week we welcome one of the actual real life stars of a property that we're talking about into the Shark Pod. Listen to us get really awkward and star struck because this might be the coolest thing that has ever happened to either one of us. Check out Jill's Youtube Channel "Living The Midlife" And also buy her book. "Two-Room Flat" audibletrial.com/sharksacrosshollywood Follow us on Facebook,...

This week were gonna Samurize and kick some gigabutt! We're talking about Superhuman Samurai Syber Squad! audibletrial.com/sharksacrosshollywood Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag Gridman Theme by Osamu Totsuka

Power Rangers Month 2020 continues with a show from 1997 that no one has ever heard of but one that also maybe stars a rock n' roll legend. If you love car puns and late 90s childrens television CGI then this is the show for you! audibletrial.com/sharksacrosshollywood Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag VanPires I...

It's that time of year again where Andrew gets nostalgic and the Rev couldn't care less. Join us in the SharkPod for some not quite Mighty Morphin' fun when we talk about Masked Rider. audibletrial.com/sharksacrosshollywood Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag Power Rangers Turbo Theme by Ron Wasserman

Zatoichi is blind and apparently so is Andrew. Listen to the guys talk about this samurai classic that Andrew missed half of for some reason. audibletrial.com/sharksacrosshollywood Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag

LARPing, demons, and metal. What more more do you need? Join us in the Shark Pod while we talk about the best movie ever shot in Spokane. audibletrial.com/sharksacrosshollywood Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag

I think this one might be cursed. But here it goes! Get ready to hail Satan and listen to us talk about this New Zealand horror/comedy starring a former Power Ranger. Also death by dildos.  audibletrial.com/sharksacrosshollywood Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag

This episode was recorded in February of 2019 but went unreleased due to technical difficulties...meaning issues that we here in the Shark Pod weren't smart enough to figure out. But now you can finally hear our thoughts on both My Bloody Valentine movies. We know you've been waiting for this! audibletrial.com/sharksacrosshollywood Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate...

We're celebrating Valentine's Day the only way we know how. By watching a movie about a crabby asshole who who doesn't deserve to get laid nearly as often as he does. audibletrial.com/sharksacrosshollywood Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag

For the first episode of 2020 we dive into a time travel mind fuck that may or may not make sense depending on how hard you think of it. audibletrial.com/sharksacrosshollywood Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag

It's still Christmas in the Shark Pod. We're closing out the year by talking about the Christmas classic about rich, white, suburban asholes who have way too much money and maybe...just maybe deserve to get robbed a little. audible trial.com/sharksacrosshollywood Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag