Sharks Across Hollywood

They're catholic school girls. But they're also witches. That's pretty much the plot of the movie. And we spend probably way too much time discussing it Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

It's our first book review. And it had to be about Power Rangers. In this case, an evangelical telling how bad the rangers and karate are for kids. Come listen to us talk about how so much bullshit can fit inside such a tiny book. Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

Here it is! The one we should've covered years ago but we didn't for some reason. Listen to us talk about this dark and satanic dinosaur business! Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag

Watching this short movie will be one of the wildest 48 minutes of your life and it comes highly recommended by us here in the Sharkpod. Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

We start this year's Power Rangers month with about as much of a whimper as we could muster while we slog our way through this Christmas special. No Morphing. No Zords. Boring bullshit! But we're funny, so come listen to us anyways.  Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag

The question is how many Star Wars references can you make in less than two hours? The 4th only awakens for about 5 minutes in this 90 minute long movie. Come listen to us be disappointed.  Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag

This is it. This is the big one. The biggest one until the next big one! Join us while we take a journey back to 1990 and talk about the Ninja Turtles.  Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

Come listen to us talk about this underrated gem of a movie. This movie is bright and fun and full of all the stuff a good coming of age story needs. The basics like friends, music, and jerking off to twerking videos because even though its 2015 in the movie the kid is so obsessed with the 90s that he forgot about free porn. Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patr...

Come listen to us talk about this badass movie starring the Expendables B team. All the guys who should've made an appearance in at least one of those movies are here in this one, so that's cool. Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

Get dumped. Get pumped. Get even. Because split happens. That's right. We're using the tagline for the movie in the description for this episode. Don't ask why. Just listen to it. Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag

Albert Pyun directed this Terminator/Blade Runner/Matrix/Cyborg movie. Even though it's none of those things, it's still totally awesome. So come listen to us talk about it. And also The Rev goes on a pretty funny rant about the Left Behind book series. Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag    

Happy Birthday Matt Reeves. Two assholes are talking about your movie! Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

When we last left our SharkPod boys they were having fun talking about a dumb movie that made them laugh. This week they're grossed out. They never wanna hear the word shunt again.  Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag

April fools fuckers! Come spend it with us and listen to us talk about the fall of an icon. Not really. M. Night Shyamalan's still around and still disappointing people. Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

On this episode we finally get to talk about one of the best music films of the last decade or so. John Carney has knocked it out of the park three different times. Come listen to us gush about this one! Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag    

Ash Wednesday may never be the same again. We don't know what that means, but it sounded like a cool and ominous thing to say. Before you give up some trivial bullshit for Lent come listen to us talk about this perfectly ridiculous movie from the most sadistic director of all time. Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The D...

It's a zombie gorefest this week with this little known and criminally under seen indie horror.  Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

It's happened at least 104 times before, but this time my dog was actually in the room with us. You can hear his little claws clacking on the floor and his ears flapping all over the place while you also listen to us talk about this 90s classic starring Bill Murray and And Macdowell. Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The...

Skeet Skeet! Come listen to us talk about this 90s horror classic Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag    

Spider-Man's still a big deal, right? Even if he's not we're still here to talk all about him and his big screen debut Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

It's the last episode of the year and we're going out on a high note. The movie. Not us. We suck and neither one of us is a soprano. Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag

It's our 100th episode and we're going straight to Hell! And also to space. It's Santa vs. The Devil in Santa Claus. Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag

Punk rock and romance and all that dumb shit are in this movie and we're talking about it. Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag

Remember a simpler time when our president was a B movie star and all we had to worry about was complete and total annihilation by the Red Menace? Sharks Across Hollywood remembers. There were also sentient robots. Was this all just a coma dream in the head of a concussed boxer? Or was it all real? None of those questions will be answered in this episode, but come listen anyways. Follow us on Face...

It's the last week of basic bitch season. Last chance for pumpkin spice and all that other white people shit. Come listen to us talk about Halloween 4. No more witches and druid magic. Just a tall dude getting really stabby. Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag