Shapes and Shadows

Gather the family together for a special episode and join me as I talk about body bags, flat tires, perverted old men, angry German guys and sewing three people together so that two of them have to eat human waste on the next S and S!

Join me on this special Valentines day release of Shapes and Shadows where I talk a bunch of nonsense about the 1982 film The Entity. Its crude, rude and you might even get groped. Listen at your own risk and I hope you get some chocolates or something.

Join me as we try and save the environment from humans and enlist the help of manbearpig aka Katahdin. We'll try and stop deforestation as well as eat mercury poisoned fish and act like nothing is wrong. The year is 1979 and mutant animals are all the rage, give a hoot and dont pollute. Episode 25 is Prophecy!

I'm back this time we tackle Hollywood and the big budget zombie outbreak film World War Z, where if your Brad Pitt you can survive anything. I rant, I rave, I cry and i share my love for the classic shamblers over the modern fast runner and you too can confess your love for the undead. Love me or Hate me, listen to the greatest pod in the whole wide world.

Join me for another episode where we talk Global Warming, the end of humanity and bugs under your skin. We talk tropes of the infected, we talk bugs, we talk the lack of boobs and what happens when you want to be a scientist, but you're scared of insects.

Join me as I spout off random nonsense involving this remake about a boy in the lake and a bunch of kids who meet their demise by the hands of an angry goalie who roams the woods of Camp Crystal Lake.

Join me as I talk about heavy flows, necrophilia, meal worms in your cooter and that crazy best friend that secretly might love you. Its wild, its dead, its stinky and smells like rotted meet. Its 2013s Contracted, sexual health and zombie stds!

Join me as i rant, rave and tell you to watch cartoons. A beautiful yet, brutal little animate show about a caveman and his companion T-Rex as they survive against all sort of horrors that await them in this savage land.

Join me for my worst episode to date! You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll be as confused as me as i rant and recap the 2015 movie Green Room. Noticed i said recap and not review. Things will get better, prepare for oblivion!

Join me as we talk Frankenstein's Army and ramble on about crab hands, teddy bear bodies, and the melding of flesh and steel! Prepare to rip your ear drums out and gouge out your eyes as i ramble on about practical fx and the occult!

Join me as we talk Hell Night and learn about Linda Blair and how she copes with forgotten mutant children at Garth Manor the haunted castle! We talk no sex, no boobs, off screen kills and shadowy corridors with only a candle to light your way. Love it, or hate it, this one brings all the boys to the yard.

Love it or hate it were talking Friday the 13th pt. 5!!! Join me as I rant and rave about Jason, boobs and blood. Murder mysteries and the famous censored crotch kill along with enchiladas that'll have you in the outhouse before you can say "ooo ooo baby, hey baby".

A commercial ship with its crew in cryostasis picks up a random signal in space. Little do they know the dick headed creature that awaits them! A masterpiece of sci-fi horror, this episode, I talk Alien!

Take a journey into the jungles of South America where you'll be lucky to get out alive, because i'll talk your ear off with nonsense about a great sci-fi action movie from 1987. Its got Arnold, its got guns, its got an alien, its got skinned bodies and more guns! Sit down, open your ear holes and get to da choppa!

Join me as we try and capture a little green man and hope he doesnt make your face rot off. This is my solo talk and recap of Altered. Dont look into his vagina or you'll have no control over yourself and you wont be able to turn this off!

Were talking Dolly Dearest from 1991, killer dolls and random rants about the killer doll genre and horror itself. You too could get murdered by a plastic doll. She'll possess you and love you at the same time! Hit me up on the socials! Twitter Shapes_Shadows IG Shapes_Shadowspod Letterboxd Armoredfoe

Listen to me ramble, listen to me shamble and drone on like the undead. I talk the classic Italian Zombi from 1979. A masterpiece of Italian horror and gore. I even slapped a metal rendition of the theme "Curse of Matul" at the end of this from the band God's Forsaken. Give it a listen and thank you! Twitter: Shapes_shadows IG: Shapes_shadowspod

A brief run down of the movie Lords of Chaos from 2018 based on the book of the same name. I'll rant, rave and cry as i walk you along the cold streets of Norway with stories of murder, metal and church burnings. Bring your marsh mellows cause its gonna get hot! Twitter: @shapes_shadows IG: @shapes_shadowspod

Take a journey into sickness and witness the infamous ramblings of a madman discuss the actions of a mad samurai as he adds a new piece of art to his wall. Thrills, chills and total dismemberment, an episode for the whole family to enjoy. You can find me on: IG - @shapes_shadowspod Twitter - @shapes_shadows My personal twitter and IG can be found at: @armoredfoe

A spooky tale of a murderous meatball named Belial! Sit back, pour a drink, eat some pizza as you enter the sleaziest part of New York and go on an adventure with 2 brothers. One is normal and one is a meatball, but who really is the normal one...tune in for ramblings and incoherent rants with your host Will and his imaginary friends! Follow me on twitter- @shapes_shadows On Instagram @shapes_shad...

We talk 1988's Night of the Demons. We rant, we ramble we cry, we gossip, we talk demon tits and lipstick with a bowl of fuck! Give it a listen, send me your hate mail and follow me on IG @shapes_shadowspod Follow me on twitter if you want to cancel me @shapes_shadows If you want to follow my letterboxd you can hit up my personal acct at Armoredfoe Thank you and enjoy and until next time!

A bonus ep with just a quick and easy listen regarding my thoughts on the latest installment of the Halloween franchise. Halloween Kills! Feel free to hit me up and send comments and hate to Twitter - @shapes_shadows IG - @shapes_shadowspod My personal IG - @armoredfoe

A quick run down of Robert Eggers 2015 movie The VVitch Any comments, hit me up here: Twitter -@shapes_shadows IG- @shapes_shadowspod My personal handle everywhere: @armoredfoe Love it, hate it, hate me, love me give me some feed back.

Cover your ear holes so that no bees or my voice gets into your head. You've been warned and you will suffer!!!

Epic ramblings of a madman talking about another deformed madman. RIP Richard Brooker and to Rick and Vera's eyes