Shapes and Shadows

Join me for episode 77 of Shapes and Shadows where I do the February dump and dump all over a bunch of movies. It's a mix mash of nonsense and ramblings with a lot of cursing. Lets GO!!!!!

Lets take a look back at the top 10 stand out horror films of 2025. We'll laugh and we'll cry, we can hug each other after the episode. I love you

Join me for the 2025 Halloween edition of Shapes and Shadows. We talk lots of random Halloween horror and what you should be watching during the month of October. Enjoy episode 75 and Happy Halloween!

Just when you thought your relationship couldnt get any worse. You argue with your wife about getting a new coffee table. She disagrees, and you look forward to the birth of your new baby, but you insist on needing this coffee table. Prepare yourselfs for a thrill ride of fun and did that just happen type moments on the next episode of Shapes and Shadows!

The September wrap up of various movie watches for the month leading into spooky season!

Welcome back to the first of many compilation episodes. The first 15 mins are me crying into nothingness about the current state of podcasting. Then I wipe away the tears and quickly give multiple mini reviews for several movies I watched over the month of August. Expect change and new things for Shapes and Shadows. This is episode 72, enjoy!

Take a trip to the land of Italian sleeze, where movies are made with lots of nudity and sex. A place where even the demons want to take you to bed and lay you down. Call the horny police because you'll be in for a surprise with this one. Get a drink and get some lotion, lay back and let the demon wash over you all on episode 71 of Shapes and Shadodws!

Join me for episode 70 as we talk about paying tribute to the films that came before you and just ripping off what you like. Were talking slow burns, with minmal kills and still calling it a slasher. Were talking killers with sacks on their heads and low budget goodness! All this and more on the next episode!

Join me for episode 69 where we talk classic samurai film and where the Mandalorian took the idea of walking around with your baby as you handle business. We'll talk rivers of crimson red, swords clanging, and ridiculous dubs of classic Japanese chanbara films all on the next episode of Shapes and Shadows so bring your sharpest sword and be ready to cut down anyone who dare stands in your way.

We talk the latest batch of movies I watched. We talk 2003 and the cult classic Wrong Turn where we discuss mutant inbred hillbillies and if that word is offensive to some. We talk the back woods of West Virginia and do these mountain men exist? Horror tropes of the typical teen slasher and how the hot chic always survives. Join me on the next episode of Shapes and Shadows.

Welcome back for episode 67, where we'll be talking about Finlands immortal soldier and how you dont pick on the elderly. Were talking about blood and gore, violence and a good time. Its time for Sisu!!

Welcome back for episode 66 of Shapes and Shadows! We'll be talking about fuzzy little space balls that'll poke your eyes out and guys with mutating faces that change on a whim. Small time farm life, and horror movies made for the family. Is it possibly gateway horror and the beautiful special fx of 1986. All this on the next episode of Shapes and Shadows!

Welcome back for episode 65 where we'll be talking about Anya Taylor Joy, The Queens Gambit herself. Martial arts genre classification that doesnt belong. We'll discuss genetically modified humanoid beings, therapy sessions that end with silverware in your face and humanoid beings wanting to experience the beautiful outdoors. What could go wrong when you genetically modify human beings, you'll fin...

Welcome back for another episode of Shapes and Shadows where we celebrate Valentine's day and the month of February. We'll talk about killer cherubs, loading a gun properly and all the pretty people who treated the nerdy kids in school bad that deserve to be unalive. We talk giallo vibes, boobies, beavers and the Italian way as well as how the 90s and early 2000s horror was a subgenre all its own...

Get your stretchy pants on because were going to rip off one of the greatest horror films of all time by adding in some martial arts action! We'll kick and punch our way through this nonsense of a film and watch Chuck make sweet love to a lady and then kick ass on some genetically altered Micheal Myers clone! Strap in and get ready to do some 80s karate all on episode 63 of Shapes and Shadows!

Episode 62 of Shapes and Shadows, we'll be talking about oopy goopy drippy beings from space. Don't let it melt your face as we talk about conspiracy theories, '80s practical fx, the tough guy who rides a motorcycle, hangs out by himself and the cool cheerleader girl who saves us all from the end of the world! Hit up the show with comments or suggestions - shapesandshadowspodcast@gmail.com

Happy New Year and welcome to episode 61 of Shapes and Shadows! I dont normally do a top 10 of the year, but let's change it up and do something different, right? This is my top 10 horror and sci-fi movies at face value for 2024. These are just my opinions, no rhyme or reason behind it. Just cool movies that I saw during the year that I thought deserved some recognition.

Join me for episode 60 as we talk Lovecraftian cosmic horror with mutants, mayhem and Nic Cage acting like he normally does. We'll look deep into the stars and have you thinking twice before you ever drink well water or touch some random space rock. Its here, its now and it will consume you. Let it burn through your body! @shapes_shadowspod on IG/Threads @shapes_shadows on X

Happy Halloween and welcome to episode 59 where we're talking gore heavy slashers, masks that have chrome, trench knives and partial found footage indie horror. Come dressed to impress on this next episode. Time stamps- Mini movie reviews: 3:45 Main feature review: 18:00

Join me for episode 58 where we talk about mad cows, infected zombies, can humans get mad cow? We'll do our best to not get kuru, so go to your favorite restuarant and order a burger. Lets talk comedy horror, lets cry about the career that Billy Zane has had all on the next spine tingling adventure of Shapes and Shadows!

Join me on episode 57 where we talk cryptozoological creatures of the night, more specifically Bigfoot. We talk found footage horror and all the nonsense that comes with the subgenre. Its rough around the edges but this movie will make you think twice before you film strange creatures in the woods. Bring your friends, steal your uncles keys to the cabin, bring some alcohol, bring the ladies and le...

Episode 56 is upon us! We'll take a long Trek after surviving hurricane Milton so we can talk about terrible dialogue, mutant savages, busted nuts and boring indie horror. Grab your face and your weiner so it does'nt get ripped off while listeing to the next episode of Shapes and Shadows!

Its episode 55 of Shapes and Shadows, we'll be talking about World War 1 trench fighting, German soldiers with worms in their faces, mutant tunnelers, and parasites. Are they mutants, are they zombies, are they some weird experiment gone wrong similar to this podcast. Tune in to find out from hurricane city in Tampa, were doing the damn thing!

Welcome back to another episode of Shapes and Shadows! Today were talking 40th anniverasry of one of the greates slashers ever. Its prime mutant Jason Voorhees on a killing rampage. Were finding lost cork screws, not hunting bears, how Ted White is better than "Plain Schmodder" and your love for T&A. We got rants/complaints locked and loaded in this episode. So grab your bathing suit and head on o...

Welcome back to episode 53 of Shapes and Shadows where we'll be talking about the British Alien invasion. Big gorilla wolf aliens, with beautiful glowing teeth and the loved and hated sub-genre of Kids on Bikes. We'll throw in some social commentary for good measure and laugh at it all because nothing will change until the system crumbles along with these aliens!