Sexy Unique Podcast

Lara and Carey are back together in the stu! They discuss new updates in the Bezos and Sanchez Satanic nuptials, including bone-chilling invitations, PR conspiracy theories, and a steely prenup. They also discuss Kelley Wolf’s unfortunate Instagram spiral and a meager victory in the quest for Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader financial supremacy. Back on The Valley, the crew prepares to head to Hawaii, w...

With Lara out of office, Carey enlists the help of dear friend and lifelong loler John Arthur Hill to guest co-host. They discuss messy gay representation on 2000s-era reality television, a Wahlberg-connected producer’s harrowing claim about Diddy in a LA Fitness steam room, a man who posed as a flight attendant on 120 flights, a woman who practiced therapy for three decades without a degree, and...

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Lara and Carey are back over the hill in the gorgeous and legendary San Fernando Valley. But first, they discuss Zoe Saldaña announcing the obvious about her Oscar statuette and the dystopian horror of the Boston Dynamic robot dog can-can on the most recent America’s Got Talent.  Back on The Valley, D-Day approaches: Jax will soon be released from “The Facility,” and Brittany is battening dow...

Lara and Carey discuss their favorite movie of the year (with spoilers) BRING HER BACK, Sally Hawkins’s unparalleled talent, using demonic bridges to bring their dogs back, Lara’s dreams of a tiny purse closet for Tony, and the terrifying concept of Labubu. Back on The Valley, Scheana’s famous enchiladas make another stellar cameo, and Janet conjures kitchen island witchcraft once more to control...

Carey and Lara discuss the concept of “playoffs,” the Chrisleys weaseling their way into a full Trump pardon, the depths of depravity one would be willing to go for presidential perks, the Tylenol death complex, Lindsay Lohan’s lemon juice propaganda, and a new Bravo star embroiled in a crypto bro’s torture and extortion plot. Back on The Valley, Zack returns from a road trip with his George Glass...

Lara and Carey discuss how the week has gone from rindom to iconic in a few short days, including Bieber’s Instagram terrorism, Jordon Hudson and Bill Belichick’s long-awaited engagement, Jordon getting booted from a family Christmas party on Nantucket, Lara’s advice to young hot stepmoms, and Rosie O’Donnell’s fated resurgence. Back in The Valley, the Santa Barbara Horror comes to an end, and the...

Lara and Carey celebrate the promises of spring, as Lara continues her green-thumb streak as a way to inspire her own personal hydration. They also discuss Diddy’s harrowing trial, Nancy Grace’s unsurprising lock-in, a peculiar new name for an Australian town, and France’s new robot army. Then on The Valley, the crew’s Santa Barbara trip of sorrow rages on with a trip to the winery, where Jesse re...

Lara and Carey continue to feel the new studio glow, and are ready to bear the weight of the world. They discuss the official start of the Papal Conclave, priests singing showtimes at a piano bar, Barry Diller officially coming out as gay and Lara’s dream marriage, Keith McNally’s new memoir and Balthazar as a spiritual refuge, ChatGPT inspiring spiritual delusion, the Real Housewives of Rhode Isl...

Lara and Carey are rogue-mote once more before their studio movie, and they’ve got a lot of mess to cover. They discuss manipulative gay AI and its propensity for people pleasing, cyber sexing fomo, and the tragic death of Virginia Giuffre. Then back on The Valley, the group is shocked to learn that Jax has actually entered rehab (albeit 30 minutes away) and urge Brittany to file for divorce immed...

Lara and Carey discuss Carey’s birthday and entering a personal Year Nine, the Pope’s open casket diva moment, the Vatican’s ties to UFOs, Lisa Vanderpump reigniting her cosmic feud with Kristen Doute, Kim Kardashian as a capital ‘A’ actress, Kanye’s latest shout from the void, and more.  Back on The Valley, Jax considers a stint at the “mental hospital” after getting a tough love house call from...

Lara and Carey discuss the new season of And Just Like That…, Carrie’s nana outfits and circus top hat, and the ladies arming up in Trump’s America. They also discuss the peculiar friendship of Ana de Armas and Tom Cruise.  Then in the season two premiere of The Valley, the group reels from Jax’s “rock bottom” and domestic violence against Brittany. Brittany moves out and plans a White Party to ce...

Lara is joined by Valley queen and certified Babe! Tierney Finster to dive deep into identity shifts, spirituality, and post-party girl evolutions. Tierney unpacks life after nightlife, how breaking a leg fixed her ailing root chakra, and how to have a marriage that's both sacred and slutty. Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining th...

Lara and Carey finish out their current era of SUBS with the second book of Samuel, but first they talk Mickey Rourke’s bizarre homophobia against JoJo Siwa in the Big Brother UK house, an update in Virginia Giuffre’s Ringu journey, and a Beverly Hills apartment building locked in battle with a resident spreading poop-laden terrorism. Back in Samuel, King David mounts his quest against Jerusalem t...

Lara is joined by iconic Babe? guest and dear friend Graydon Sheppard for a soulful journey through romantic delusion, erotic cheeseboards, Montreal exile, and life at 42. The two babes share tales of losing themselves in chaotic situationships: From Graydon's entanglement with a throuple to Lara's fantasy-fueled Italian architect moment. They reflect on sobriety, being in your 40s, and the hard t...

Lara and Carey return to the source with another rendition of Sexy Unique Bible Study, this time focusing on the first Book of Samuel. Before diving into God’s word, they discuss important matters, like Lauren Sanchez and Katy Perry going for the glam on their tone deaf, upcoming Blue Origin space flight and Carey’s birthday blues. Then in 1 Samuel, we meet drunkard housewife Hannah who haggles wi...

Lara is joined by the legendary Chloe Coover (of Nose Candy Podcast fame) for a deeply sensual journey through scent obsessions, chaotic childhood memorabilia, and the lost art of challenging cinema. They spiral into a vortex of rose fragrances, reflect on the Beanie Baby bear market, and praise the underrated genius of Mother! Plus, they also discuss the art of podcasting, the horror of lawn tres...

Lara and Carey return to times of yore with another round of Sexy Unique Bible Study. First they discuss the aftermath of 3/26: the day Gaga liked and reposted a SUP Tiktok, and how it’s changed their realities in 24 hours. They also discuss Carey’s gay New Orleans adventure, Lara dog-sitting Mango and his supernatural lack of boundaries, a place of en masse on The Pitt, the peerless comedy duo of...

Lara is joined by returning guest Connor Goldsmith (author, podcast host, and X-Men aficionado) for a no-holds-barred, Florida WiFi-fueled chat about Q1 survival vibes, the chaos of the Trump-Musk alliance, and reality TV highs and hells. They get into Emmy’s psychological spiral on Southern Hospitality, the twisted glory of The Valley, and why the Charleston girlies are outshining VPR’s LA crew....

Lara and Carey are back in the Bible, but first they discuss the harrowing, single-take splendor of Netflix’s Adolescence, Kanye’s new mess with the Tate Brothers, and Hilaria Baldwin’s undeniable star power. Then they take to the Book of Judges, featuring tales of the Israelites post-Joshua falling prey to Baal worship, pissing God off (what else is new?) and needing rescue by a series of blessed...

Lara is joined by actor and writer Clark Moore to discuss the allure of moving to Europe, how to be an artist in 2025, reflections on the literary genius of Joan Didion and Eve Babitz, and the ever-complex tapestry of life in Los Angeles. You can subscribe to Clark's substack and watch him in Not An Artist , streaming on iTunes and Amazon Prime . Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to we...

Lara and Carey have returned to the Old Testament once more for a new installment of Sexy Unique Bible Study! But first they discuss Ariana Madix’s new VPR bombshell, Katie Maloney’s mayo lies, Lisa Vanderpump’s new Vegas hotel, tornados in LA, and the return of Beeptress. Then it’s full speed ahead into the Book of Joshua, as Moses passes the baton to buff daddy Joshua, who officially leads the I...

The one and only Elizabeth Kott joins Lara to chat skincare, friends getting plastic surgery, the difference between being in your 20s vs. being in your 40s, pod personas vs. who we are IRL, wedding planning, realizing what it means to be a woman after 35, The Artist's Way and oodles more. Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the...

Carey and Lara are back in the in-between and ready to hit the ground shuffling. They discuss Casey Anthony launching her new TikTok (and Substack) and her astral twin Nancy Grace coming out of the woodwork to take on TOT MOM once more. They also talk Scheana’s groundbreaking appearance on The Masked Singer, Jax “coming out” as a cokehead, the terrifying new Ruby Franke docuseries and the closeted...

Nightlife impresario Rob Aquino joins Lara for a big ol' talk about partying, learning nothing from drugged out divas, Artpop getting him out of the closet, college life in Boston, taking time to luxuriously pleasure oneself, ushering in strega nonna cane energy and more! Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon .  Wat...