Sexy Unique Podcast

Lara and Carey are back in the vortex of Utah to hitch a ride on the covered wagons of our Saltiest of Queens. But first, they discuss Bryan Johnson’s cringey declaration of love towards his longtime girlfriend/immortality assistant, shattering Lara’s plan to woo him. On RHOSLC, Bronwyn continues her impeccable revenge campaign against Mr. Farts (Todd) and Muzzy by fetching Todd at the airport in...

Lara and Carey are back in the stu: Lara with a new love of London and a renewed faith in the travel gods, and Carey with a new earring. They discuss a Heathrow horror story, and the gay splendor of “Heated Rivalry” on HBO Max.  Then, Larz and Carz gird their loins and return to the SURce for the brand new season of “Vanderpump Rules.” With a new cast, the jury was out, but the solidly unhing...

Lara and Carey commune via satellite from two sides of the globe: Carey at Sexy Unique Pod HQ in LA and Lara in Merry Ol’ Londontown. Larz gives her pros and cons for her first impressions of the UK as both fight and prevail against the impending Lag Doom targeting SUP. They also discuss feeling swindled by “The Beast in Me,” the recent demise of Robert Jr.’s young, brief, and chaotic relationship...

Lara and Carey find themselves back on the scorched sands of Utah for another chapter in the Book of Salty Queens. First, they discuss the cheese wheel making a splash in Hollywood, which foods Lara and Carey would sign if they were agents, a harrowing new organic supermarket in Tribeca, Lara’s theoretical tenure as a chic grocer, Trump calling a reporter a “piggy,” and more.  On RHOSLC, the...

Lara and Carey risk it all to watch the teaser trailer for Devil Wears Prada 2 and try to make sense of the And Just Like Thatification of everything. They also talk Allison Mack’s glorious return with a new CBC podcast all about her NXIVM days and the aftermath, and why nothing good can come from a spontaneous trip to Albany, NY by way of Vancouver, BC. Back on RHOSLC, the ladies cap off their ri...

Lara and Carey yo-ho out to the Caribbean once more to check in with the Real Housewives of Davey Jones’s Locker on their yacht trip from Hell, but first they discuss All’s Fair debuting to an iconic 0% on Rotten Tomatoes, and why Kim K is a legend for that. On RHOSLC, the women wake hungover and charred from the previous night’s battle, as Bronwyn takes to sleeping on the poop deck to avoid shari...

Lara and Carey trade the salty slopes for salty sea, as their favorite Utah ladies head on down to the Grenadines for a Caribbean yacht trip of horror. But first, they discuss the apocalyptic heatwave enveloping LA, Lara’s battle for non-degrading seats on an upcoming Transatlantic flight, Victoria Beckham’s cosmic joie de vivre, and the era-defining Gooning article in Harper’s.  The women (m...

Lara and Carey return to the blanched shores of the Great Salt Lake to check in with the holiest of ladies once more. But first, they discuss Georgina Chapman’s rindom alleged financial pickle, Alec and Hilaria Baldwin’s karmic woes, Whitney Leavitt’s cheeky joie de vivre, and North West’s cyber-goth new look.  On RHOSLC, the women gear up for Heather and Wild Rose’s Caribbean yacht adventure...

Carey and Lara discuss a new gay-ass boot camp series on Netflix and Gwyneth Paltrow staying on brand. The Patron Saint of GOOP revealed to British Vogue that she knew virtually nothing about her Marty Supreme costar Timothée Chalamet — especially his famous relationship with Kylie Jenner. Viva Gwyn! Back on RHOSLC, the Wild Rose reclaims her wild and free heart in the name of womanhood and, of co...

Lara and Carey wade through the shallow waters of the Great Salt Lake once more, with another recap of RHOSLC. First, they discuss judging a lip-sync competition, a first-time ‘Rocky Horror Picture Show’ experience, the recent horror fashions spotted on the Devil Wears Prada 2 set, the very much not imploding world of print media, Jeff and Lauren Bezos’s endless vacation, and more. Back on RHOSLC,...

Larz and Carz return to the God’s Country for another searing chapter in the RHOSLC saga. But first, they discuss Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban’s shocking split and Tiffany Pollard's entry into her non-binary era. Back in Utah, the Queen of Sundance strikes back at the naysayers in the only way she can: planning a premiere party for an HBO Max original film. Angie K visits her 89-year-old father,...

Lara and Carey reassess reality after the Rapture was a no-show; they break down what the Rapture Heads are really after, and offer alternatives for experiencing the divine. Back on RHOSLC, the ladies (minus Babygirl Lisa) reel from their canned camping trip of horrors, as Bronwyn and Heather spar over perceived motherhood jabs (Bronwyn’s daughter Gwen debuts her own shocking flapper bob) and deba...

Lara and Carey have hitched their covered wagon to the stars once again, traveling West to the promised land for another glorious season of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. But first, they admit to being fully Delco-pilled by the Mare of Easttown-adjacent “Task” and its impossibly stacked (and hot) cast. They also speak on a fashion TikToker’s trouble with Miu Miu, and the ongoing phenomenon...

Lara and Carey return to discuss “Love Con Revenge” —the spinoff of the “Tinder Swindler” — and why its hosts should take some acting lessons. Plus, the glory days of “Cheaters.” In She’s Startin’ , Lara praises the new iPhone Air in all its skinny legend glory; they also talk Charlie Sheen’s new documentary, shoving ice up your arse in a drug-induced mania, and Charlie and Denise Richards’s iconi...

Lara and Carey return for another extra special SUP episode, where they parse through the fog of uncanniness swallowing the world each day. In She’s Startin’ , they discuss the Trump death hoax frenzy and the hope drought America is suffering through, Sonia Dakkar’s alleged war on flesh, and the rad ass baby accidentally born at Burning Man. In Diva Down , a body discovered at Burning Man in a poo...

Lara and Carey are back together in the stu once more, discussing Eddington and Carey’s loose interpretation of “watching a movie.” On She’s Startin’ , they discuss Cracker Barrel’s misguided (or genius) rebrand, the controversy that followed, Cracker Barrel’s unparalleled unifying power, and the arduous public transit journey to one of the few open Cracker Barrels in Southern California. They als...

Lara and Carey are back for a special segmented episode where they discuss the normal steps they take to thwart the evils of August, and why, shockingly, they have not been necessary this year. She’s Startin: the iconic Caitlin Covington aka Christian Girl Autumn and her emergency cry for help, Mikey Madison’s positively mime-core Vogue Italia cover, and imagining a Battle Royale over finding Anna...

Lara and Carey return to recap the maddening final installment of The Valley’s Season 2 reunion. But first, they discuss the harrowing new Tesla Diner, the NPC-ification of downtown LA, hetero hell foodie scenes, how lighting up the Hollywood sign at night could save Los Angeles, Alien: Earth, Lindsay Lohan and Shailene Woodley’s new venture and the complicated nature of the Hulu-sphere. Back at R...

Lara and Carey finally reunite in the SUP stu, with Lara reinvigorated by both Italy and the sea. She regales with tales from her trip, including a brush with a Strega Nonna fire department and the gravitational urge to buy a bejeweled clutch. They also talk Ghislaine Maxwell’s surprise new gig of being prison mates with Jen Shah and Mx. Holmes, Carole Radziwill’s grand return to the WWHL Clubhous...

Carey is back with one last guest host, and it’s a one for the herstory books: Danny Pellegrino of Everything Iconic joins the SUP stu. They discuss Danny’s new role as husband AND father, the newly announced ‘My Best Friend’s Wedding’ sequel, the stellar run of Meg Ryan’s romcom era and Carey & Danny’s shared gay radicalization by the underrated diva classic ‘Hanging Up.’ Then on part one of...

With Lara still on her tour di Italia, Carey enlists the help of comedy legend Chelsea Peretti to recap the season finale of The Valley. They discuss set Feng Shui, Chelsea’s choice to pod sans mic stand, pandemic psychosis, sinister retail associates, Magic Castle food poisoning, shame-based lust, and more. Back on The Valley, the crew assemble atop a hill at Yamashiro for Michelle’s rindom-ass “...

Introducing Cult of Body & Soul (new SoulCycle docu series).  “Cult of Body & Soul” is a docu-podcast series that explores how SOULCYCLE transcended fitness as it captured the New York City zeitgeist with ritual, candlelight, and cult of personality.  Featuring interviews with instructors, studio managers, front desk staff, and corporate insiders — this is the story behind the br...

Larz and Carz discuss the news that has shockwaves rippling through the streets of Los Angeles: Jax Taylor is not returning to The Valley for season three. They break down what they know, what they don’t, and the horseshoe theory connecting Jax’s haters to the social media trolls that caused Jahnet to flee to Switzerland with Jason and her baby. In the penultimate episode, the San Fernando crew is...

Lara is joined by hairstylist to the stars, Clayton Hawkins ! The two discuss Denise Richards’ husband, Aaron, filing for divorce. In more Bravo news, JAHnet has fled to Switzerland with her family amidst backlash from The Valley's Bravo fandom, and EJ Global has a new man in her life: A gun-toting special ops sergeant known to his loved ones as "Shrek." Back on The Valley, we’re transported to wh...

On this week’s episode, Lara is joined by podcaster extraordinaire, Heather Jewett ! The gals talk about the Holy Trinity of Kristen Doute, Luke Broderick, and Kaia Lily gracing the cover of US Weekly. The cursed Diddy trial verdicts are in, and they’re a reminder of America’s continued hatred of women above all else. And finally, Khloe Kardashian is back on Instagram pushing her face procedure na...