Sexy Unique Podcast

Lara and Carey fully give in to the supernatural for a one-episode special featuring spooky stories submitted by YOU, our dear readers. First, Lara updates us on her FEMA life in a construction zone, and discusses a harrowing encounter with a mean gay at Starbucks. Then the horror commences a woman with a donkey head, killer gnome children, singing snakes, drunk poltergeists, a tweaker home invasi...

Lara and Carey are back in the 90210 to recap the brand-new season of RHOBH . But first, Lara discusses hotel life as Renovate Gate continues and her fear and loathing at the Beverly Center. They also talk George Santos's evil twin sister, a driverless car hitting a pedestrian in SF, and a new UCLA poll about Gen Zs wanting to see less sex in media. On RHOBH , Dorit continues her hillin' journey i...

On a brand new bonus, Lara and Carey discuss Lara's luxe staycation from home renovation hell, a case for staying in the closet, George Santos on Ozempic, Joe Biden's facelift, Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's government sanctioned relationship, and more. Plus, Reader Mail, including an investigation into Greek Easter lemons and a saucy Australian Loadtember twist. Listen to this episode ad-free AN...

In a merging of worlds, Lara and Carey are joined by none other than Liz and Brace from the iconic TrueAnon Podcast to recap this week's episode of RHOSLC. They discuss therapeutic boarding schools, Raquel Leviss's next move, Carrie Bradshaw's SJPification, and more! Back in the big Salt Lake, Mary confronts her son about getting secret-married while Whitney confronts Justin over their bumpy marri...

Lara and Carey head back behind the paywall for another bonus sesh. Carey recaps his trip to Utah, and the healing power of an annular eclipse. They also talk Todd Haynes' classic movie, Safe , and the birth of health and wellness horror. They then discuss Something About Her's possible closure, George Santos clutching a mystery baby, Tinsley Mortimer's stepmother turn, Vicki Gunvalson's new love,...

Larz and Carz are back with SUP after hours, talking New Yorkers abandoning therapists for psychics, and Rachel Leviss auctioning off her cursed TomTom hoodie and lightning bolt necklace in honor of World Mental Health Day. Meanwhile on RHOSLC, the Après No Ski Disaster continues with Angie K confronting Meredith about the ruhmeurs concerning Gay Husband Sean. Lisa opens up about her own Bad Mormo...

Larz and Carz are back behind the paywall with Lara exercising her renters' rights against a cracking ceiling. Carey recaps the new human trafficking Lifetime movie starring Ariana Madix, and they discuss Jax's JetBlue Mint fiasco, Countess Luann's theoretical lesbian era, and Kyle Richards's ultimate endgame. Plus saucy foot-phobic Reader Mail, just in time for Loadtober. *~ Email your spooky sto...

Lara and Carey channel their inner saints by recommending *other* podcasts they're currently enjoying, then discuss the bed bug takeover of Paris and a woman who allegedly got deep-dicked by a gargoyle ghost for 20 years. Back on "RHOSLC," Meredith and Lisa continue to rekindle their sisterhood with Gattaca -ass facials, and Heather talks to her daughters about bullies. Wild Rose Whitney has a ten...

Lara and Carey unpack Carey's surprising ODD at a recent SUP photoshoot, the nationwide FEMA alert test on October 4th, Lara's harrowing foray in a biohacking group chat, Kim K's non-feud with Anna Wintour (and her own big sister), and Locktober going mainstream. Plus Reader Mail featuring a reader asking her boyfriend to describe Larz and Carz's physical features based on only their voices. Then...

Larz and Carz return to the desert to finish out the disastrous RHOSLC trip to Palm Springs. First, they talk Dane Cook's new bride who's half his age, and whether Biden or Tr*mp would be better suited to face an alien invasion. Back at Trixie Motel, Heather suffers a scalding hangover and the ladies suffer a team building day via the twisted mind of Meredith Marks. Angie continues to be persona n...

Lara and Carey are back in the stu once more, this time in a post-pug mask reality. They discuss pimples with an agenda, bacne, and Toe Gate 2023. They also talk Shannon Beador being investigated by animal control, the status of Something About Her sandwich shoppe, "microcheating," Jenna Lyons's Parisian engagement, Taylor Swift's NFL pivot, and more. Plus, a saucy Reader Mail involving flirtation...

Larz and Carz head back to Palm Springs with the ladies of RHOSLC, but first, they make time to discuss the shocking new development in Teeny Tiny Alien Mummy Gate. And even more shocking, Lara shows off her new Pug mask, which may also be not of this world. Back on Salty Utah Queens, the women arrive at the Trixie Motel and are rocked by Angie K's presence. Meredith devises a team-building shoppi...

Lara and Carey continue their Zoom streak, with Carey currently in Austin, TX. He talks about lake life and his inner Nessie. Then, the two discuss Carole Radziwill and Bethenny Frankel's war of words over who's cheaper, Sandoval getting his ass blocked and rocked by Raq on Instagram, the state of Soap Operas, Mubi vs Tubi, being methed up human torpedoes, and Shannon Beador pretending to walk her...

Larz and Carz pod from opposite ends of the country. Lara revels in her upcoming weekend of Northeast autumnal splendor, and Carey recounts a rogue firework show that shook his apartment building. Meanwhile, the Salt Lake girlies continue to serve, this time in preparation for Meredith's girls trip to Palm Springs at the new Trixie Mattel motel. Meredith and Lisa make up - for now - and Whitney an...

Carey and Lara dive behind the paywall to discuss 22 years in a place of 9/11, the strange case of Club Chalamet--the Timothée Chalamet stan account run by a 57-year-old lady, the Reddit guy who left his wife at the airport gate because she took too long at Starbucks, and Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis's embarrassing apology video. Plus Reader Mail with some explosive tea on a "poverty simulation"...

Lara and Carey assemble for the finale recap of season 2 of And Just Like That... But first, they discuss the toothless gay conman who claims he smoked crack and hooked up with Obama. Then, the time has come for the phone call of the YEAR! Samantha Jones herself rings in from Jolly Old London to break some bad news to Carrie. Charlotte lays down the law with Harry, and Chablis Hobbes finally gets...

Carey and Lara find their way back to the city that never sleeps, for the penultimate recap of "And Just Like That," season two. Carrie decides to hold a "Last Supper" in her famous apartment for fifteen of her allegedly closest friends. LTW and Herb run into baby trouble, and Nya goes full Fatal Attraction over her ex and his new pregnant manic pixie baby mama. Charlotte finally sets her unsuppor...

Lara and Carey return to the snow-capped holy land of Utah for a new season of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City . But first, they check in on the Great Exodus of Burning Man 2023, and discuss the gaslight/gatekeep tactics of long-haul Burners. They also talk the confounding nature of AppleTV shows, and Carey laments flop alien invasions. Back in Salt Lake, Heather and Whitney "Wild" Rose atte...

Lara and Carey head back to the A.I. simulation of New York City to recap episode 9 of And Just Like That... season two. First, they discuss the muddy nightmare that is Burning Man 2023, including Dr. Deb Medicine Woman, Burner propaganda, and more weather-borne insanity happening on The Playa. Over in the Big Apple, Aidan's youngest son has made Carrie his enemy, and Carrie wonders if buying a gi...

Lara and Carey are back in the stu after a month long hiatus. Larz regales us with her Greek and Italian adventures, Acropolis tingz, being judged for her coffee order in Rome, and more. The two discuss Europe's normalization of aging vs LA's fear of mortality, and their shared confusion over "A Haunting In Venice." Plus, Larz and Carz finally recap Bethenny's interview with Raquel/Rachel and refl...

Rock me, baby! Lara Marie Schoenhals and Carey O'Donnell have returned to recap Rock of Love: Season 1 . It's a trip down memory lane filled with cringey early aughts style, pole dancing, binge drinking, slut shaming, the singular "Rodeo" and sooooo much more. Join them on this journey into oblivion. Listen to every Insatiable Bitch Goddesses episode completely ad-free by joining the SUP PATREON ....

Lara and Carey talk Medieval plagues making a comeback in the US, with Leprosy in Florida and Typhus in California and Texas, via dog fleas. The gorgeously awkward spectacle of new RHONY, aliens getting bolder, and a hearty dose of Reader Mail, with new intel on a Manzo scion's bizarre new business venture at the Jersey Shore, the bone-chilling connection between Scheana, Brandi Glanville and the...

Carey O'Donnell joins Lara for a Sexy Unique Spinoff: Lohan Island! Together, they will be traversing the jagged terrain otherwise known as "Lindsay Lohan's Beach House." Episode 1 delivers tons of fodder–Lindsay's accent, outfit changes and seeming inability to snap paired with a ragtag crew of "VIP Ambassadors" both delights and horrifies your hosts. For bonus content and more, visit www.patreon...

Larz and Carz discuss the saga of Tori Spelling: the biggest hibachi-burnt, eyepatch wearing, mold thwarting, annually divorcing, RV living Nepo Baby of the 21st Century. They reflect on Tori's tenuous relationship with her mother, and her chaos kinship with Kate Gosselin. Plus, a treasure trove of Reader Mail, including SHOCKING celebrity sightings in Greece, and the electric tale of how a steamy...

SUP is back with an all new season covering the iconic, short-lived masterpiece known as Gallery Girls . In the premiere episode, Lara and Carey try to decide who is the darkest amongst this gaggle of art world hopefuls . They also chat about the food poisoning lawsuit filed against SUR. Check out the SUP Spotify Playlist featuring every single Gallery Ghouls episode. Listen to this episode ad-fre...