Sexy Unique Podcast

Larz and Carz immediately break down the warbly world according to Rachel Savannah Leviss, recapping episode one of her new "Rachel Going Rogue" podcast. They also discuss Selena Gomez's latest drama involving Kylie Jenner and Timmy Chalamet, and Selena's desperate need for a friendtervention. Then the RHOSLC ladies head to the Big Apple for the first part of the season 4 reunion. Monica is in the...

Lara and Carey take week two of Q1 by storm with a discussion over an alleged alien sighting at a Miami mall, the recent Jeffrey Epstein file unsealing, Ariana suing Sandoval over their cursed Valley mansion, one man's psychotic break at a Bass Pro Shop, and the latest Boeing blunder, feat. a gaping hole. In the RHONY Legacy finale, the ladies spend their final day in paradise doing spiritual work...

Lara and Carey return to the Bermuda Triangle for the shoncking Season 4 FINALE of RHOSLC. First, they discuss the blood connection between Gypsy Rose Blanchard and St*ssi Schroeder, Tom Girardi being declared fit to stand trial, and Brandi Glanville's face trauma in the wake of her Caroline Manzo debacle. Back on the island, Whitney and Heather make uneasy amends, and the women head out for a day...

Lara and Carey have arrived in 2024! A fresh year of Chaose begins. They discuss earthquakes and burning planes in Japan, a roving bike gang attacking a certain 90s TV star in LA, vibrating diet pills, Nuratec psyops, Epstein List Watch 2024, and Carey's recently discovered (and shocking!) talent. Back on St. Barths, the RHONY Legends are on their fifth day in questionable paradise. They take a su...

Lara and Carey dive into uncharted waters with a paywalled recap of the first four episodes of Ultimate Girls Trip: RHONY Legacy. But first, the two discuss Starbucks's possible stock market psyop feat. Kim Kardashian, a potential photoshop fail in the Royal Family Xmas card, and going undercover in Oklahoma. Then Larz and Carz head to St. Barths, where the OGs of NYC skinny-dip across our screens...

Larz and Carz are back in person post-Carey's brush with holiday illness. They discuss tourists risking it all for the current Icelandic volcano, a list of 150 names connected to Jeffrey Epstein officially dropping in 2024 (Name 'em!) and "Grindr Unwrapped" with 2023 data including countries with the most hung bottoms and the armpit fetish capital the world. Then, the RHOSLC Bermuda Odyssey contin...

Lara and Carey discuss airport hell at Christmastime, Mauricio "stepping out" in Aspen with a new lady, the staggering amount of Hailey Bieber Erewhon Smoothies sold each month, and navigating the complicated etiquette of gay saunas. Speaking of politics, the two honor the gay who captured the heart of the nation in the home stretch of 2023: the twink staffer who got... stretched in the Senate cha...

Lara and Carey talk Amanda Bynes's already next-level new podcast, Dakota Johnson's enviable sleep schedule, the intense new trailer for A24's Kiki Dunst-led CIVIL WAR, and the warning about f*ckboys using owercase texting. Back in Bermuda, the Salty Ladies start their second day of the trip off with celebrating Monica's 39th birthday. Whitney and Heather make up, Monica makes Heather clutch her p...

Lara and Carey discuss the genuinely scary Leave The World Behind on Netflix, the newest TBD trailer for Season 11 of "Vanderpump Rules," Katie Maloney's supernaturally fierce hair, the infuriating d*ck power of a hot dumb-dumb, Selena Gomez Babeing out in her Instagram comments, the eternal search for that one friend who has the official Heads Up on all things apocalypse, and the worst celebrity...

Lara and Carey decide to give RHOBH another chance (for now). The two return to 90210 to recap episodes 6+7, featuring The Dinner Party from Hell, Part 2. Kyle hosts supper for the girlies featuring THC-infused food to get them off her case for not drinking. Sutton brings her skeleton bone (and tiny esophagus) to battle Kyle over her newfound sobriety and unwillingness to talk martial woes. A blac...

Lara and Carey talk zombie cats, aging dogs, "The Garden" docuseries and people who escape their marriages to compost in Missouri. Meanwhile on RHOSLC, the ladies of Utah head to Bermuda for their first international trip: Meredith takes one too many Xanax on the plane and loses out on a room with a bathtub, Whitney and Lisa are still at odds over their blow-up at the jewelry launch, and Heather q...

Lara and Carey talk missing Mother God, a wild new docuseries about a TikTok commune in Tennessee, grappling with the knowledge that the best cult years are behind us, Tyra Banks's iconique run of tyranny. Plus, Rachel Leviss makes her public comeback at the Jingle Ball, and Larz and Carz have questions and concerns. Gag-dreams dashed! Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus...

Carey and Lara are behind the paywall to discuss PoshGate, the immortal f*ck vibes of Jack Nicholson, George Santos's diva exit from Congress, Bethenny Frankel's descent into madness, the go girl give us nothing teaser trailer for Rachel Leviss's upcoming podcast, the most fitting series finale for VPR, the "Furiosa" trailer, and more. Plus, a Reader Mail featuring the ultimate TRADE ME. Listen to...

Carey and Lara talk Carey’s factory farm revelation, Lara’s George Glaas date to Ridley Scott’s Napoleon, and the Mother God finale. Back in Utah, Heather and Angie realize Monica is Jen Shah 2.0, Whitney grieves the death of her bestie, Monica has tea with God (Mary), and Lisa takes Jack to get Modern Mormon Menswear for his mission trip. Then, Meredith soft launches her new jewelry line, where M...

Lara and Carey take it to a place of SUP After Dark for a Thanksgiving Eve recap of RHOSLC. They discuss the already iconic "Mother God" docuseries. Back in Salt Lake City, Monica reveals she was prom queen, Heather and Lisa eat Wendy's, Angie and Shawn try to reignite their love engine, and Meredith and Seth have Whitney and Justin over to talk death and crazy sex on their podcast. Then Heather a...

Larz and Carz are back behind the paywall to discuss Dads ruining botox access, "The Points," and the c*m guzzling Thanksgiving spectacular ( Saltburn). Then they discuss THEE movie of the year, May/December, a nd plan their grassroots Oscar campaign for Todd Haynes. Plus, Reader Mail, including hair transplant hacks and a pug named Bernie. Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly b...

Lara and Carey discuss a plethora of f*ckery, including Harry Styles's buzzcut, Sydney Sweeney and Glenn Powell's cursed film,  a strange hum terrorizing a small town in Ireland, Murder at the End of the World and more. Back in Las Vegas, the women splinter off for lunch: Kyle laments her widening distance from Mauricio, and EJ Global talks growth in the ruin of the last few years. Then, EJ decide...

Lara and Carey talk about the nefarious nature of swim coaches, Taylor and Travis's deep dick romance, and do a deep dive on Netflix's new "Twin Flames" doc. Back in Salt Lake City, Lisa apologizes to Wild Rose for the Prism event fiasco, Mary invites Heather over for tea, Meredith and Seth talk through their demons, LD gives Monica her car back, and Heather throws another book party for Bad Mormo...

Carey and Lara are behind the paywall to discuss being in a Place of Robe, the trauma of dogs coughing, Lauren Sanchez and Jeff Bezos's new Vogue spread, hiding trust funds, and human cyborg Bryan Johnson reverse-aging his own dick. Plus, Reader Mail featuring a new SUP-stan Twitter account. Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP...

Lara and Carey are back in Beverly Hills, much to their chagrin, to recap the brand-new RHOBH. But first, they discuss the trailer for Mean Girls: The Musical and feel the crushing sands of time. They also talk Monica suing Heather Gay and a bride and groom having a threesome on their wedding night. On RHOBH, the women assemble in Vegas for Crystal's 40th. Garcelle stages an intervention over Sutt...

Lara and Carey talk Philly's new answer to SUR, USA Today's new resident Taylor Swift reporter, Nathan Fielder gifting Joe Jonas mayonnaise, and a Bachelor Nation hater from Gaga's NYU theatre program's tea on Ms. Stefani in college. Then it's back to SLC we go, where Monica and Angie squash their beef, Lisa mounts her own with Monica, Whitney plans her daughter's 13th birthday and her jewelry lin...

Lara and Carey discuss the highs and lows of the BravoCon content they witnessed on social media over the weekend, including booing crowds, Tartan tops, and nary a serve to be found. Then they discuss Gypsy Rose Blanchard's hope for a post-prison Taylor Swift hang, Scheana's Las Vegas hang with Sandoval, a haunted doll, siring 37 children, and more. Plus, Reader Mail with a question for the reside...

Carey and Lara discuss Kyle Richards's paranormal torment, Alec and Hilaria Baldwin's potential Baldwinito reality show, and a man taking to the Daily Mail to narc on his wife for being in a yoga cult. On RHOBH, Kyle and Mo's relationship continues its downward spiral. Erika and Dorit have an English tea party, Sutton hires a matchmaker, Garcelle reels from her beach convo with her sons, and Cryst...

RHOSLC has returned! Lara and Carey are back with a ODYSSEY of an episode, but first Lara gives a possible sliver of light at the end of the home reno tunnel. Then they talk Ramona Singer being cut from BravoCon over her latest racist scandal, and the harrowing truth about Trade (Me) Shows. Back in Salt Lake, Monica and Heather reveal their mother wounds, Meredith continues to reel from her near d...

Carey and Lara are back behind the paywall for a doozy of a news recap. They discuss Lara's continued forced staycation, Bridgette Wilson Sampras's devastating development, and, of course, Matthew Perry's tragic passing and the Faustian price of fame. Then, they get into Vanity Fair's new "Bravo Reckoning" article, and Bethenny Frankel's supernatural ability at marketing herself. Listen to this ep...