Sexie Show

34DDD, Für Elise, and a Manatee's Eye Socket.   FetLife's breast friend Pootie joins the show!  We have a "well-rounded" conversation about creampies, dildo naming, and group sex.  We give all sorts of classical music a sexy new twist, and she survives a bra-rrage of large breast jokes I bounce her way.  I'd say more about her tits, but they're  SO large, it takes a p...

A Butthole Balloon, Warming up a Gong, and a Hot Semen Warpath.   The host of The Manwhore Podcast stops by to chat about sex podcasting, his Onlyfans, personal growth, and how we kinda sorta know each other.  I also present a bunch of disturbing anagrams I made from his show's title, because why not?  We finish the chat with a toast battle: saying short nice things about random past guests. ...

The Gravitron, Nipple 69, and Tourmaline Striations.   My girlfriend and I went on our very 1st swingers retreat!  And what better way to spend the weekend than asking a bunch of couples really odd questions?  Okay, true, SEX might have been better.  But I'm fairly certain this was the 2nd best use of time.   Thank you to the 14 super-anonymous lifestylers that helped make this episode possib...

Skinematography, Medieval Catapults, and Admiral Ackbar.   I 69'd my roommate!  And by "69," I mean we recorded this episode fully clothed, lying crotch-to-face, a few feet apart.  A concept so unnecessary, I simply had to do it.  Please enjoy our chat all about her private porn collection, celebrities and fictional characters we wanna fuck, and lots and lots of hair.  (insert Chewb...

Sphinctar, an Icelandic Hostel, and Gay Porn Grunting.   Is there a better way to get to know a super-talented boudoir photographer/rope artist than a rope-cutting suspension duel to the death?  Yes, definitely.  But just like her city of Austin, I gotta keep this podcast weird.  We chat about her masturbation habits, naughty words in Portuguese, predicament bondage, swingers clubs, and tons more!...

Gangbangs, Pierre Escargot, and Being Symmetrical.   You know an episode's a good one when I consider looking up the plural of "bukkake" for the description.  This kinky couple I met at the orgy talks through navigating the lifestyle as a pansexual duo, their sexually repressed origins, and one incredibly naughty story after the other.  Also featuring fun with a black light, a destr...

Exploding Dinosaurs, Blowjob Tutorials, and a Koala Marching Band. Bibbity-Boobity-Boo!  Your wish for a great guest has been granted.  This WANDerful convo touches on all sorts of subjects like the sex culture of the south, intimacy coaching, hentai, and... bubbles!  Your Fairy Sex Mutha also grants some sex wishes with my magic Magic wand. Check her out and support her at fairyintimate.com. Yyee...

Time Portals, the Golden Girls, and Tattered Butterfly Wings.   ToyBlonde is back!  And since our last episode was all about sex in the past, this episode is about sex... in the future!  My Sex Time Portal allows us to repeatedly gaze into the future of sex... and my golly, the future is terrifying.  We also touch on her anal experiences, her shyness, and sexy Broadway musicals.  Guest-starring R2...

Python Ovaries, Alien Surgery, and an Armadillo Shell.   What the Art?!  That's a question I ask my guest Alex repeatedly, as she paints a beautifully surreal picture of her various pseudo-sexual art projects.  She also identifies as an ecosexual and LARPs as a reptile... but who doesn't, right?  Keep listening to learn about her naked dinner parties, menstrual paint parties, and DMT-ind...

Brown Showers, The Oregon Trail, and Satan's Pizza Cutter.   All hail the Shit Queen! (her words)  In this very special (barely) holiday-themed episode, I sit down with Pro Domme and dungeon owner Mistress Shayla.  We talk through her past of survival sex work, what it's like owning a dungeon, and an extremely awkward Thanksgiving.  And just like Santa, she comes bearing gifts in the for...

Asphyxiaphilia, Ponycorns, and Dolph from the Simpsons.  She has a petite body, but a less-than-petite appetite for sex.  Eliza anonymously tosses her sexual mind into the foam pit of open-minded Sexie Show listeners's ears by chatting about subjects like accents in the bedroom, Sex Sent Me to the ER , slutty double standards, the 6⁹ position, and her love of being watched.  Also if you like...

Pervnapping, Tentacles, and Boris Yeltsin.   I am blown away by this Super Nova of Kink!  Coach, Author, Instructress, Rope Dojo™ founder... her accolades and experience are almost as expansive as her sexual ideas for the bizarre objects that appear on my "Pervertabletable."  Midori and I chat about a variety of topics like the intersection of Japanese culture and kink, the intricacies o...

Two former guests return to strip each other naked in a series of sex-related competitions!  Serena and Bee compete in The Strip-Off, Roargasms, Cum Again, In the Bluff, Lust List, and the Pity Titty Challenge!  Who will win?  The 70's Sexpot or the Woodland Fairy? I've also posted the answer bank to Roargasms on social media so you can play along!   Check out and support your Battlestri...

Rope Bondage, Antarctica, and a Coffin Factory.   J.D. and Dan have a friendship as tight as their rope work, and so much to teach when it comes to bondage.  I hope you're eager to be "taut." We pull and wind the convo tightly around their personal kinks, misconceptions of the craft, and all the knotty projects they've been tied to. They also solve the puzzle of my Two Knotty R...

Sex Busking, Drug Mules, and Bhad Bhabie.   Katie returns!  And to celebrate the reunion of two very wacky sex friends, I “pull out” a ridiculous new game I like to call “What’s Inside Me?”  Can you guess the objects before we do?  Would you play this game at your next sex party?  Is asking a series of questions a lazy way to fill in the show notes? Become a Patron if you also want to be inside me...

The Orgy Dome, Jenny McCarthy, and Matzah Ball Poisoning.   My guest is a polyamory advocate, co-founder of the House of Good Deeds, former competitive eater, helped launched New York's 1st openly poly residence, and generally has way too many credits for me to include here. Leon takes a bite out of my odd sex/food hypotheticals, opens up about poly advocacy, tantalizes us with sexy "tal...

MRI Machines, 20 Boobies, and the Cobra Move.   An OOOOOlympic legend joins the show to chat about her last-place ranking, her recent sex party shenanigans, and unique skin care advice from an 80-year-old Mexican woman.  We go over the best and worst things about her sex life, then she honors us with an even better fake orgasm impression.  Truly a trophy-worthy guest. Support the show!  It costs w...

Galaxy of Love, Neapolitan Tits, and a Slippery Manatee. What an amazing 3way... conversation!  Kenzie and Madison from Friends With A Twist podcast stop by to talk about their show, their sexy friendship, and answer a bunch of Teen Vogue questions for besties... with a twist.  This episode might have broken the laugh record.  Fireball shots don't hurt. Check out their show! friendswithatwist...

Fur Affinity, Rutherford B. Hayes, and Evil Flan.   Eszieboo is a gay Swedish CG erotica artist (it took me 10+ minutes to try and order all those adjectives correctly).  He teaches me about sandwiching, what wasn't so "greeeeat" for Tony the Tiger, and Rule 34: If it exists, there's probably a porn for it.  We test this rule over and over, and learn many things we wish we neve...

Shadow Creatures, Tribbing, and Koala Bearing.   Face-to-face interviews are back!  A self-proclaimed "gayby" ties me up and unwinds about her 1st sex party experience, her thoughts on lesbian porn, and growing confidence in her sexual self.   The convo gets even knottier when we chat about slapping, wedgies, and choking.  For the 1st time ever, this gold star lesbian finally tries playi...

Ponchos, Butthole Training, and Chip n' Dale Rescue Rangers.   Put me in, sex coach!  The "Mindful Minx" loves to motivate her followers, not only with her butt, but also with motivational quotes.  I workshop some motivational quotes of my own with her as she coaches us through sensual wellness, sex at a certain age, 80's pop culture, and parenting LGBT kids.  Also my old frien...

Interracial Gangbangs, Skopje, and Squirting Records. The Uncensored host, NYU Professor, and Open Smarter host has such an impressively long list of sex education-related projects she's been involved with, it will make your head spin with lustful delight.  She joins the pod to talk about her explorations on different ends of the sexual spectrum, her sexual beginnings in Macedonia, and even h...

Gold, Silver, and Bronze.   10 competitors representing 9 geographic regions cum-pete in the ultimate fake orgasm competition!  The top 3 fakers (judged by former guests Greg, Alexa, Goddess Cecilia, and Serena) get to choose which charities get the donation money raised (by JJ and an anonymous donor)!  A special thank you to all who competed, including the NINE former guests!  Your orgasms may be...

Spongebob, MMF, and Ramalamalamakalamadadingdadong.   An old friend with a very new name stops by the show to chat about a variety of sexy topics (completely decided by my game show wheel)!  By pure coincidence, she also promotes the benefits of fake orgasms one episode before the OOOOOlympics.  You can't see her legendary booty, but please enjoy her equally-as-stunning voice, as she becomes...

Spitroasting, K'Nex, and Rainbow Farting.   It took 48 episodes, but there's finally a swinger couple on the show!  They guide us through resorts and communities like Hedonism II, Secrets, Temptations, and ShareNation, as well as their own Bubblegum Dungeon.  They also chat in explicit detail about many of their partners... whose names have been replaced with various unsexy sound effects...