Sexie Show

Vac Bed, U2 Lyrics, and a Rubber Tomb. HiThereCatsuit has been hosting the What Women* (*and other wonderful humans) Want podcast since October of 2020 with over 150 episodes.  We chat about creative masturbation ideas, predicament bondage, and THIRTY SEVEN DOMINATRIXES.  I can confidently say that record won't ever be broken.  Enjoy the earworm of my dumb "dom-dom" ditty. Support H...

Extra segments from my chats with Juno, Sarah Lace, Dee It Yi, and Verónica.  No extra segments from Frank Noir, unfortunately.  So there won't be any jarring moments where I insert a nonsense word in place of a word that's supposed to epiglottis there.   Support Sexie Show!  Or the magical giant bunny man will come for you. patreon.com/sexieshow CashApp: $SexieShow

Cirque du Sluttay, Kinky Camping, and Butt Pancakes.   Cum one, cum all, to the greatest sex show on earth!  Stripper/porn actress Raven Rose ringleads us through her ideal sex circus.  We also chat about Sybian races, fleshing, balloon play, take down and capture scenes, cock warming... the list goes on and on.  We get interrupted by a crawling cow AND I kick off the episode with a SUPER SPECIAL...

My Hero Academia, Squirting, and the Aristocats. I'm sexcited for you all to meet my impressively slutty Argentinian friend/partner.   We chat about her group sex experiences, slut safety tips, and she tries to guess a handful of bizarre Urban Dictionary terms.  When she's wrong, I ZZAAPP her nipple with a Neon Wand.  ¡Ay! Quit turtling around, support the show! patreon.com/sexieshow Cas...

Textilstrand, Spunk, and a Giant Rubber Duckie. It's about time I got an erotica writer on the show.  And some seniority, because at 62, Frank Noir beats the record for oldest guest so far!  We chat about his writing history and style, Danish/German sex culture, and play the game "Re-Wrote-Ica" where I replace random worms to make the stories mush less sexy. Support Frank Noir! fran...

Chastity Cages, a Norman Rockwell Painting, and a Sex-Addicted Muppet.   Mistress D (now known as Dee It Yi) is back after 82 episodes!  We play a game of "Sexie Show... and Tell!" by sharing stories associated with various toys and accessories.  $10 patrons get to see the objects we're talking about.  For all you free listeners, you'll have to make due with such verbal descrip...

Nipple Face, The Lawnchair Pose, and Kida from Atlantis. Dat Ass!  Okay, now that I got that out of the way… Sarah talks all about her Honduran heritage, being a marine, and what she did all day instead of attending seminars at XBIZ Miami (here’s a hint, it rhymes with shuckin’).  She also becomes the 1st guest to twerk on the show and the whole episode ends with Casting Couch Mad Libs! Support Sa...

Ten former guests return to compete in a sex trivia battle... to the death!   Thank you Jesska, Brittany Babbles, Goddess Cecilia, Bee, Serena, ToyBlonde, Leon Feingold, Fairy Sex Mutha, Chelsea, and Mike Diretto! Become a patron!  Gold animal masks not included. patreon.com/sexieshow CashApp: $SexieShow

Breeding, Boob Slapping, and Kablam!  Of all the ancient Roman Goddesses I titty-slapped at an orgy, Juno is probably my favorite.  (hiccup)  We chat about bukkakes, dominatrixes (hiccup), overcoming sexual trauma, lawn geese (hiccup), Igbo people, Futurama, motorbutting (hiccup), and more subjects than Juno what to do with! Also I spank her with ridiculous objects, because why not. (hiccup!) patr...

Extra segments from my chats with Zinnia, Hazel Grace, Priestess Francesca, Sarasense, and SweetAsQuinn.  Not sure who they are or the games we play?  Then go back and listen to the last few episodes, you silly listener, you.  This groupsez a lot of fun and naughty things. This groupalsosez you should support Sexie Show! patreon.com/sexieshow CashApp: $SexieShow

Soaplands, Zucchinis, and the Hug Jacket.  This OnlyFans hottie is living in Tokyo and doing research on the platform for her Master's Thesis.  She's also a fun sex conversationalist and performed impressively well in my "fake sex trends" activity.  Shibari harnesses, bimbocore, stepping on heads, dragon naming, hentai, swordfights... so many subjects to please your "chin...

Tingly Scalps, Squirtcicles, and an Uno Reverse Card.  Sexologist, Sex Coach, Sex Educator, and Sex...y human Sarasense joins the show to chat about Hong Kong sex parties, experiments with her bodily fluids, and the erotica she always wanted to write.  I also take the game she plays on her podcast and twist it into a game we play on my podcast about... her podcast.  Does that make sense?  Yes, Sar...

Daddy Jesus, ABDL, and Golden Nectar. Priestess Francesca is a Sexual Healer and Divine Dominatrix.  You can tell fire is her element, because her stories of degradation, tree climbing, ghosts, and gangbangs are flaming hot!  Can you figure out what connects all the words in “Kinky Links” to each other?  If not, we might have to put you back in the cage. Support Priestess Francesca: bio.site/pries...

Brain Cocaine, Cuckqueaning, and Depressed Elves. It’s hard to find a fault in our star Hazel Grace.  She’s beautiful, talented, and has amassed over 50 million views on Pornhub.  In today’s episode we chat about foot fetishes, degradation kinks, porn bloopers, and I stump her repeatedly with sounds from her own sex.  She offered me a writing gig, so I’ll be extra careful not to fluck up these sho...

Clit Pump, Queening, and Girl Scout Cookies.  Another montage episode featuring extra segments from my chats with Amanda North, Rosie Kay, Mistress Ramona Ryder, Wippy, Mike, and Lilly.  Is there a better way to end the year than listening to this episode?  It’s plausible, but why take the chance? Don’t be a Clark University Negotiation Team.  Support the show! patreon.com/sexieshow CashApp: $Sexi...

Pride Flag Confusion, Super Old Hentai, and Anya from Project Runway.   You always remember your first… especially when you record it and listen back to it.  My first guest Zinnia is BACK after 80 episodes!  We catch up on the last 3 years, share a few of our personal sexual firsts, and learn about historical sexual firsts.  Of all the episodes I’ve done focusing on “firsts”… this is the first. Su...

Fungeon, Cock Pharaoh, and a Tulip Chain. I could dock all day with lifestyle skills coaches Mike and Lilly.  Right before they embark on a Swingers cruise, we chat about multiple groupsex scenes, finding the "A" spot, and a sex toy that requires 5 people to operate.  I ship this couple. Check out what Mike and Lilly have to offer! DirettoSkills.com Support this show.   That giant boat h...

A collection of horrifyingly hilarious Halloween-themed comedy sketches.   (evil laughter)... (also evil orgasm noises) Intro (1:30) The Talk (2:31) Ghost in Michelle (5:30) Lust Elixir (9:11) 6669 (11:19) Interview with a Vampiress (14:15) Slutty Buddy (17:42) Starfish (19:15) November 1st (21:55) Outro (25:07) Become a patron!  I need to replace my new carpet. patreon.com/sexieshow CashApp: $Sex...

Reverse Cowgirl, Blink-182, and Spinners.   Pronounced "Wip-EEEE!"  When a scheduled guest drops out, a random friend drops in.  A guy I found on Feeld for my birthday orgy stops by to chat about the aforementioned party, sexual height preferences, and how being Chinese American impacts his sexuality.  He also tries a "first impressions" game involving pics I took at the NYC Pr...

Vampire Gloves, A Sack of Rubies, and The Domimatrix.   When every episode has a catch, sometimes the catch is that there is no catch.  Mistress Ramona Ryder joins the show for a good ol' fashioned chat.  Domming, escorting, pegging, footing, wrapping, motorcycling, fisting, sounding, and many other "ings" are discussed.  Also somehow Disney's "The Rescuers."  Enjoy!...

Water Balloons, Tit Wanking, and the Duck Pond.   Rosie Kay, a.k.a. "This Kinda Girl" is a Swingers Lifestyle Coach, a great sex conversationalist, and a horrible "Password" player.  We laugh our way through a sexy version of the TV game show, but also chat about things like reviewing sex parties, squirting etiquette, Britishisms, fisting, and golden showers.  This Kinda Episod...

The Jedi Council, Cuckqueaning, and Quaint Witches.   Listener Warning: This episode features the repeated use of the word "moist."  Don't be too scared though, Amanda North and I also discuss less-controversial topics like human cages, fantasy funerals, and making amateur porn.  This beautiful erotic model and photographer also ranks her favorite places to pose nude... from an incr...

A Bunch of Leprechauns, Knife Play, and the Fountain at the Bellagio. Enjoy this montage episode featuring extra interview segments from Billy Procida, PootieXXX, Dr. K, and Annabelle!  Learn about in-shower enemas, sex trading cards, orgasming upside down, and more Sybian Trivia!  I also have a very important announcement at the beginning of the episode. Didn't make sense not to live for......

Tympanoplasty, Pee-wee Herman, and Sybian Trivia.   SO many interesting topics on this one!  My good friend opens up about her job at a sex toy company, being raised by lesbians, letting me have an orgy in her apartment, and being hard of hearing.  And we end the episode with arguably the greatest game in the history of the show: trivia... while riding a Sybian!   Please support this show!  Or I&a...

Nyotaimori, Vow Vibes, and 5 Minutes in Bogotá.   Everyone's favorite sex educator/fitness trainer is back!  The "K" in Dr. K must stand for kinky, because we spill some EPIC sex stories in this episode's fitness-focused twist on "Never Have I Ever."  Blame Cheryl if this episode is a little too revealing.  By the way, the portmanteau I'm looking for is "shu...