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Welcome back, crawler: In this episode, Carl and Princess Donut hit up a dungeon McDonald's, commit cockroach crimes, and accidentally discover the saddest boss fight ever.

Welcome to the Dungeon, Crawler. In this episode, Earth gets repossessed by aliens, we flee a goblin murder dozer, and learn that Princess Donut has some opinions.

Join us for the finale of Realm Breaker, where our squad finally hits the seven-person minimum requirement, Valtik remains everyone's favorite cryptic horse-loving witch, and Queen Erida and her creepy, blood-smeared husband open portals.

Ashley and Jessica return with Realm Breaker Part 2. In this episode, everyone is stressed, nobody knows how to pronounce anything, and "What Waits" is apparently doing exactly one thing: waiting.

We're kicking off a new series. In this episode, we've got it all: spindles, corpse monsters, and approximately 900 names that sound like they were pulled from a haunted Scrabble bag. It's Realm Breaker: Part 1 - where the realm is in danger, the names are hostile, and the recap is doing its best.

Time to wrap up The Maze Runner. In this episode, Thomas gets stung on purpose, Albie confesses, and Newt gives a deeply British pep talk. Jessica and Ashley cope the only way they know how: with Care Bears, Spice Girls, and repeated concern about how moist everything is.

Let's continue along in the Maze. In this episode, the Glade is falling apart, something happens to the maps, and Jessica and Ashley discuss whether the Grievers just need inhalers.

Them Grievers be hunting. In this episode, Thomas faces banishment-level rule-breaking, and we have mystery girl updates!!

Welcome to the Glade! In this episode, we kick off our journey through The Maze Runner, debate whether big things are inherently terrifying, and discuss creepy, moist monsters. Buckle up, shanks.

Welcome to the end of the woods. In this episode, Elspeth and Ravyn finally have a 'sweet' moment, we still can’t say everyone's names right, and the Shepherd King officially takes the wheel. Grab your book thongs and join us as we recap the finale of One Dark Window.

Welcome back to the mist. In this episode, Elspeth and Ravyn commit a little treason, we still can't figure out how to say Hauth's name, and an arrest goes horribly awry. Grab your charms and join us as we recap part 3!

Magic, Mist, and the "Hellscape Boys." In this episode, we recap Elspeth's precarious position as a magic carrier in a kingdom that hunts them, we learn some tree facts, and reflect on the tragic history of Courtney the ceramic clown.

Step into the mist-shrouded town of Blunder with us as we kick off our coverage of Rachel Gillig's One Dark Window. In this episode, we meet Elspeth Spindle, a woman hiding a dangerous secret: an infection that left her with a literal monster in her head.

The hunt ends here! In this episode, there's a fun would you rather, and we learn about the ultimate twist! Come, join us for the final swampy showdown.

The Bayou Butcher strikes again! In this episode, we discuss mom guilt, there's a new body to check out, and Wren has a creepy dream.

In this episode, Jessica and Ashley dive into the dark waters of Louisiana to recap Aliana Urquhart's The Butcher and the Wren. They also discuss the "joy" of peeling fetal pigs, and how true crime fuels their paranoia.

The game is over, but the mystery is just beginning. In the final episode of The Inheritance Games, we finally get the answer to the question that's been driving us crazy: Why Avery? Plus, an "epic" reveal.

In this episode, we're breaking down the tragic history of Emily Laughlin, hear some gunshots, and get a new clue. The puzzle is almost complete, but who is trying to stop Avery from finishing it? Join us.

In this episode, we're digging deep into the secrets of Hawthorne House, Grayson threatens Avery, and we meet the "ever delightful" Thea Callagaris. Join us as we try to solve the puzzle.

Welcome to the game! In this episode, we dive into the first part of The Inheritance Games. Join us as we meet Avery Grambs, whose life is about to be turned upside down by an old man's will.

Our time with Daniel Lavette has come to an end. In this episode, stock markets crash, children confront their absent father, and, spoiler alert, Ashley cries.

Daniel's double life is becoming increasingly difficult to manage. In this episode, we deal department stores, luxury liners, and the influenza epidemic hits a little too close to home. Oh and spoiler alert: Jean is still a bitch.

Times are a-changin'. In this episode, we start things off with a spicy hypothetical. Then we jump forward to 1914 to see how Daniel's American Dream is going. While his bank account is growing, his marriage might be hitting some rocky waters.

New book alert! We're kicking off a new series with The Immigrants by Howard Fast. This historical fiction follows the Lavette family as they search for the American Dream. This episode has everything: the 1906 earthquake, traveling in a boxcar, and lots of boob talk.

In this episode, it's a race through the Londons to save a prince, stop a plague, and return a stone to a forbidden world. Join us as we finish A Darker Shade of Magic!