Seeking Derangements

Sup ladies...today we see which one of us is a voicecel and which one of us is a deep voice chad. We then talk about Larry Sinclair, Obama being gay, Malik Obama, and every conspiracy theory on earth. Subscribe to us on Patreon for a bonus episode each week

Subscribe to our Patreon for the full interview with Rena, a girl I got jumped for fingering in high school. We talk about our love, its tragic fallout, and about Gay Life in Des Moines Iowa Patreon.com/seekingderagements

Welcome everyone we're back and despite some technical difficulties we manage to take a lot of your calls, one from our favorite listener (a 57 year old hairdresser and mother of two), another from someone who wants a pussy, and another from a gay guy who doesn't know any other gay guys. Plus we talk paranormal experiences, shooting guns, and Burning Man. Bonus audio and video episodes on our patr...

Does your man go to target? Does your man kill bugs? Does your man have Rosacea? Does that make him gay? We called up Angel Money and Jake Sillen to help us figure it all out. Plus Angel Money tells Jacques how to step his pussy up but not before taking us all to church. Keep up with Angel Money on her twitter: @reverendmoney Keep up with Jake on her IG: @hoe_slut_hoe

The world has been turned upside down, there's looting in every city, government has lurched to a halt, financial markets are in turmoil and theres one family to blame. The Jenner/Kardashian clan has been dropping new family members and duplicating at alarming rates. One Caitlyn was enough, now that there are three and our way of life is in peril we here at Seeking Derangements are proud to partne...

Sup bros we are back with another classic episode...we talk about Jacques barbaric air conditioning defense system, the Femme Presenting Lesbian who was Denied Service for being Gay with a Husband, expose Barack Hussein Obama's straggotry, and take a couple calls. Plus a penis update from the worlds biggest egg, Bryan Johnson. Subsribe to our Patreon for one bonus episode per week, plus videos and...

Hola mamacitas..we're back and we're taking your calls! and reading your emails! We talk about how theoretically incorrect a phone number could be, read a lizzo blind item, solve 10,000 romantic problems, come up with a new restaurant/charity, and much much more. We're going to do our best to work through all the submissions, so if we didn't get to yours chances are we will soon. But please keep t...

Sup non patreon subscribing losers..here is the first half of our 2 hour episode in which we talk about Lizzo and take a personality test which plunges us into the depths of history, malice, and the corrupting force of power. Sub to the patreon for the full ep and one (oftentimes two) episodes per week

Does your man put his phone on DND? HES GAY. Is your man excited to see his boys? SUS. Does your man suggest you split entree's? GAY ASS HELL. Nowadays it seems like men cant do anything without being called gay. Join us as we take a deep dive into the 629 pt. list of "Things Masculine Men Can't Do (According to Social Media)" Jacques long lost brother and host of Podcast About List Patrick joins...

Full Video Interview on our Patreon! Hey Besties! Hesse and I sat down with TikTok influencer, controversial Youtuber, and frequently misunderstood horny gay guy, Kevin Leonardo. We talk about his various viral moments, clear the air re Epstein, trash the freaks who tried to deplatform him for the infamous Nair video, and finally we have him do what all love so much...rank a bunch of guys on our t...

Sushi nom! We're here and scheming some cool sculpting for Jacques, get into an argument about fat people in Troye Silvans music video for RUSH (poppers reference for those of you who don't get it) and finally we overhear a secret meeting between Bad Bunny and Caitlyn Jenner.

Does your man put his phone on DND? HES GAY. Is your man excited to see his boys? SUS. Does your man suggest you split entree's? GAY ASS HELL. Nowadays it seems like men cant do anything without being called gay. Join us as we take a deep dive into the 184 pt. list of "Things Masculine Men Can't Do (According to Social Media)" The one and only latina queen Janelle Howerton joins us....howie hive p...

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We are finally unlocking this previously paywalled episode, we talk about Dylan Mulvaney who was being powerfully annoying at the time but more importantly we take an online morality quiz which unveils a fundamental and lifelong misunderstanding Jacques has had about....drawing him....

We are back with another installment of THE GAY LIST and as promised we found the straightest guys we know to help us out. Listen to Will and Nate's podcast A Closer Look (Hesse is featured there as well) Also subscribe to our Patreon for weekly bonus content.

Welcome back everyone! Hesse and I are joined by major trans celebrity Theda Hammel for a deep dive into Bryan Johnson, the billionaire freak who is dedicating his life to Project Blueprint, a $2 million per year endeavor to "de-age" himself. Listen to Theda's podcast, NYMPHOWARS everywhere podcasts are found and on Patreon. It's our favorite show. Find an extra weekly episode of our show on our P...

Thats right...Jacques and I are here with a review of S7E5 of Queer Eye in which they are in New Orleans and go to an amazing and FORMERLY beloved Deli called Steins to perform a makeover on the owner Dan. Listen to the full episode on Patreon where Jacques tells us about the Real Louisiana, some local post Queer Eye Drama, and his personal fallout with Steins.

Does your man put his phone on DND? HES GAY. Is your man excited to see his boys? SUS. Does your man suggest you split entree's? GAY ASS HELL. Nowadays it seems like men cant do anything without being called gay. Join us as we take a deep dive into the 184 pt. list of "Things Masculine Men Can't Do (According to Social Media)" This is the first installment.

Were back with Jake! We talk about why i have to record in car in a semi-active lot, the time lady gaga dressed up as a nazi at coachella, on the ground reporting from Real America about Bud Lite being gay and then hesse gets mad bc i start driving. As always subscribe to our Patreon for one (oftentimes two) bonus episodes/videos per week

I was subjecting Jacques and Hesse to a test on their ethics and morals and Jacques dropped this bomb. Subscribe to our Patreon for this full episode and one (oftentimes two) episodes a week!

Today Hesse and I are joined by bushwick business mogul and multiple hate crime survivor Jake Sillen. We talk about why poop keeps appearing near Hillary and Chelsea Clinton, what doing "grey market" ozempic is like, and who is guilty in Gwenyth Paltrow's ski collision lawsuit. Finally we breakdown Marianne Williamson's abuse allegations. You can find more of Jake on our Undercover Billionaire bon...

Yall! We are back with another episode. We give a rundown on Peter Thiels boyfriends death, Peter Thiel using facebook to recruit grad students for gay pool parties, and shoot our shot now that he's single. We also talk about Jacques getting hung up on by the suicide hotline, and beefing with drag queens. Subscribe to our Patreon for one (sometimes two) bonus episodes per week

Today Hesse and I are joined by bushwick business mogul and multiple hate crime survivor Jake Sillen. We talk about why poop keeps appearing near Hillary and Chelsea Clinton, what doing "grey market" ozempic is like, and who is guilty in the Gwyneth Paltrow ski collision lawsuit. Finally we breakdown Marianne Williamson's abuse allegations. Subcribe to our Patreon for this episode and one (oftenti...

Today we cover Tennessee's Lt Governor's twink scandal, talk about our favorite PnP tiktoker, and Jacques finally makes a public apology to Emrata. Subscribe to our Patreon for one (oftentimes two) bonus episodes per week.

As always we start off with some business updates from our own lives, we hear some first person expereince on what it's like to do powdered ozempic from Russia, negotiate a food for manual labor deal, and talk about home renovations. We then get into episode 10 of Undercover Billionaire. Subscribe to our Patreon for one (oftentimes two) bonus episodes per week.