Seeking Derangements

Today we answer a handful of listener questions. Most of your boyfriends are gay sorry to tell you that now but if he listens to this show its kind of over for you. Also, I reveal Jacques subconscious to him and he has a shocking physical reaction. Subscribe to us on Patreon for one (oftentimes two) bonus episodes per week!

We take a break from administering the Psychosis Quiz to Jacques to ask about the trash can in his front yard that says NO POOP. Subscribe to our Patreon for the full episode, and one (oftentimes two) bonus episodes er week.

Since we're partying at Mardi Gras we're unlocking a recent premium episode in which we talk about Jeferee Stars NFL trade, Tim Gunn style gay guys, how scary it was to see Andy Dick when you were a kid, and Jacques getting on ivermectin.

Welcome back everyone today we discuss Jacques recent trip to an ER which is literally named In N Out, the recent lawsuits against Dude Wipes and Thinx, and finally get into the billionaire who is undergoing extreme medical measures to de-age himself. You can find one (and oftentimes 2) bonus episodes per week on our Patreon.

Here's a clip from our new premium episode in which Jacques conducts some interviews with some of histories biggest stars. Here's one of his questions to Anne Frank

It's our 200th episode!!! We didn't know that when we recorded but regardless, today we bring you a deep dive into the Gay Porn monopoly known as Say Uncle, home to some of the most heinous porn series known to gay. We're talking MissionaryBoyz, Brother Crush, and Therapy Dick just to name a few. We also get into George Santos slaying like no other. Subscribe to us on Patreon for one bonus episode...

Not only do we talk about how the Peanut M&M is technically the skinniest M&M, we also get into Gwen being Japanese, Lana hacking the Gay Brain, D*ag R*ce S*oryhour, Keemstar, why gay men could never replace the on-screen talent of the Real Housewives, and how embarrasing it is to have blue eyes. Subscribe to Patreon for this, and all weekly bonus episodes!

Today Jacques sits our white asses down and is accidentally racist while telling us about how Avatar 2 is racist, we do a present review, talk about these two Christian influencers who couldn't stop jacking off to trans porn, Elon Musk trying to kill Steve Aoki. Subscribe to our Patreon for an extra one (and oftentimes two) extra episodes a week.

We're Baaaaaack! For this week's Undercover Billionaire bonus ep you are locked in The Business Chamber alone with Ben and Jake, who discuss our beautiful, beautiful billionaires: Grant's struggles with COVID, Monique's struggles with flat tires, and Elaine's struggles with nothing because she is a perfect queen playing 5D Go. They also discuss their weekly expenses, the difference between Entrepr...

We're back! -------------- We talk about Travis Bickle being a fine piece of ass, Marilyn Monroe being a 300lb neurodivergent queen, Jacques harassing a ghost tour, and we are paid a very special visit from Jigsaw from the Saw movie franchise for an FFS consultation. -------------- Subscribe to our Patreon for 1 (oftentimes 2) bonus episodes per week. :)

Subscribe to our Patreon for 1 (and often-times 2) bonus episodes a week. Welcome back everyone. Today we tell Jacques we are nominating him to be the first nerualink human test subject, crunch some of grindr's global data, and talk about the Timothee Chalamamatete cannibal movie.

We're back mama's! Today Jacques breaks his tooth on a rib live, we have our phones make some autofill statements about non-binary people, Hesse getting banned from Valentino, me doing sex work, Kamala being barred out, how stupid the Balenciaga panic is, and we roast that really annoying gay guy on twitter...you know who. Subscribe to our Patreon for two bonus epsiodes a week :)

Today we talk about Drake being gay to throw off grooming allegations, stanning Megan Trainor, using babies for clout, Tar again, and how scary it would be to be lesbian. Subscribe to our Patreon for two bonus episodes a week :)

Today we fight about who would survive the longest in the wilderness, we talk about Elon's takeover of twitter, the sexy ass Brazilian guy we saw leaving Paul Pelosi's house, Hesse gives a review of Tar and we end it all with very special quiz...mwah As Always you can find two weekly bonus episodes on our Patreon! Our intro music today is from our amazing friend Kimbucha Kardashian, we love her an...

Welcome back brokies! Hesse, Jake, and I are back in the boardroom. We open with how I made a gravedigger buy me a hotel room, we do some scheming for Jake's new bar, and how the economy of bushwick nightlife hits its ceiling at $400. Then of course we get into our favorite billionaire's most recent antics(plus Monique ((ew))) This is our last free review episode! The remaining 11 episodes with sp...

Kaye joins Hesse and Ben to discuss this seasons horror movies, Alex Jones' settlement, that big boob teacher lady in Toronto, and queer adult babies Find Kaye's many amazing projects here: https://linktr.ee/timewharp Subscribe to Seeking Derangements for weekly bonus episodes :)

It's review number two mamas! We hit you with some business tips of our own, reveal the fattest girl food ever, get drunk, roast Moniques lame ass, thirst for Grant, and worship miss Elaine. Follow Jake @hoe_slut_hoe on IG, go to Heaven in Bushwick, and keep your eyes peeled for Rash's reopening.

Subscribe to us on Patreon to unlock this episode, and for a weekly bonus episode. We open todays episode running through an insane twink's list of must-haves for potential boyfriends, my recent card abuse in vegas, Jacques gets hot sauce in his eye, Jacques freaks out because Hesse tells him he can't put milk product in his eye, and we end the episode with a quiz in which exposes me as an complet...

We randomly ran into April Clark and Grace Freud of Girl God and decided to record. We talk about the No Loads Refused Pimped Out Cum Dump Event, Joe Biden implying Elton John has given thousands and thousands of men HIV, Mariah Carey randomly talking about 9/11 on stage, and all the pranks we've pulled over the years. GIRLD GOD IS IN NEW ORLEANS TN YALL! Tickets here: https://www.ticketweb.com/ev...

On tonight's episode we start our newest review series! This is a show you definitely haven't heard of but its going to be your new obsession. It's called Undercover Billionaire and it's deranged. Joining us in our exploration of the American Entrepreneurial Spirit is businesswoman extrordinaire and hate crime victim Jake Sillen (Rash, Heaven, Club Cringe) Join us as we identify key players in the...

Welcome back Mama's, today we open the episode up with some live gambling (which letter will be added to LGBTQIA+), get into Jacques cursing pregnant women's non-binary babies, and end with a very illuminating quiz... Follow us on Patreon for a weekly bonus ep Follow us on IG for memes @seekingderangementsssss Follow us on Twitter for Jaques Thoughts @SSDERANGEMENTSS We Love!

On this episode we answer listener questions, discuss what senators we think lay the best pipe, and discuss the drama occurring across the pond in Venice with the film Don't Worry Darling. You don't wanna miss this one! We Love! Find us on Patreon at patreon.com/seekingderangements (weekly bonus episode) Follow us on IG: Seekingderangementsssss (banned 5 times) and Twitter: SSDERANGEMENTSS

SD 154 - To Slay or Not To Slay by Seeking Derangements

Welcome everyone to a Ben and Jacques solo episode! (Hesse is missing because she got offered that luxury poop job) Jacques and I craft our scheme into the fine art market, talk about being cracked out in Nola, and what its like getting a gun stolen from you while being robbed four nights back to back. Lastly, we are also paid a visit by the reputable Judge Gonsoulin of Vermont who delivers their...

This is it: The Final Demi Ep! In this one we discuss all the greatest moments of the show so far, the preeminence of alien expert Nick Pope slumming it, we come up with a new name for Demi's fans (Hesse is allowed to make that joke so yell at ben instead) and most importantly of all we meet The Mantis himself! It all wraps up with a very, very special announcement and its all tied in a pretty bow...