Seeking Derangements

It's S-S-Seeking Sunday! Ben here, today Hesse and I sit our white asses dow while Jacques runs the show, mostly to ask us a handful of questions ala Vogue's 73 Questions. We discuss our hottest takes on food, how we embarrassed ourselves in middle school, and what we would do with all the power in the world...

VIDEO & AUDIO AVAILABLE ON PATREON It’s Seeking Sunday! Ben here, joining us today is comedian and furry Marley Gotterer. We talk about the NYC mayoral election, our potential Halloween costumes, and winning over the affections of our father’s girlfriends. Then Marley guesses our various mental illnesses. And we guess what d*ugs she's buying. Get tickets to see Marley at Second City NYC! Intro & O...

*Full Video for FREE on Patreon* It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here, today author, journalist and House Expert P.E. Moskowitz joins Hesse and I to talk about their new book, Breaking Awake: A Reporter's Search For A New Life, and A New World Through Drugs. We discuss how the popular belief that depression is nothing more than a "chemical imbalance" benefits the pharmaceutical industry while driving soc...

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I welcome everyone's favorite Latina Baby Grinch, George Santos, back into the free world, then re-cap the NYC mayoral debate, and read an article about how and why f*gs are marrying their hags. Plus Jacques gives Malala a lesson on how to take a bong rip without triggering past traumatic events. Also, watch Kay Poyer and Essence Thomas on last wee...

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I do a vibe check on Cheryl Hines by analyzing her on the View, discuss Trump saying he dodged a bullet that Charlie well, didn't, and approximate how shloshed Kamala is getting on her book tour. Plus we check in on some local cranks and Jacques gives a review of the movie which ended a dissociative spell he was stuck in.

It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss how the iPad-ification of cars is turning our seniors into lethal drivers, lobby the Golden Globes to give us an award for podcasting, and end the episode by finding a new Gay Guy Article Writer to bully. Plus we develop an amazing pitch for a weekly column in Them. This week's music is provided by lil_art_hoe, my dear friend and Ja...

It's Seeking Sunday! Hello divas! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse, and I discuss Pete Hegseth's new standards for the military, come up with some of our own, trash the new AI actress, and end the episode with some readings from the NYT's The Ethicist.

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I open up the show with a discussion of Jacques missing voodoo doll, then we give some quick movie reviews, and decide which lesbians we would bring to a deserted island with us. Plus we come up with a transgender screenplay with which to apply to the Duplass Brother's Found Footage Feature Fund. See you Sunday divas!

It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss our various mental illnesses, the NYPD arresting cruisers in Penn Station, and then we round out the episode with a quiz which yet again....reveals a shocking truth about each of us.

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today after a brief detour to Heaven, Jacques, Hesse, and I discuss the Kirk memorial, Bridgette Macron providing "photographic evidence" of her womanhood to a judge, and of course–Donald Trump's autism announcement. Plus some birthday updates from Jacques.

It's Seeking Sunday! Hesse, Jacques and Max review the 1990 action/sci-fi film Predator 2! Listen to Max's show The Drain

Hello Seekers! It's a special S-S-Seeking Saturday. Ben here, today I explain everything about Charlie Kirk to Jacques, who has almost zero idea who Charlie is, or why he was assassinated. I walk him through the unfolding situation starting with the day of, the immediate aftermath, to the capture of the alleged suspect. We discuss Trump potentially coming after Etsy witches, the fact Jezebel is st...

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques and I hop on the radio waves to bring you some of our favorite songs for Fall! Between playing our tracks we talk about Tucker Carlson's burning desire to interview Pete Buttiegieg about Gay S*x, Donald Trump's birthday letter to Epstein, the rise of schizophrenia and psychosis among THC users and then I do an edible. Plus Jacuqes has an interview with a Chin...

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Thomas and Jake of Pendejo Time join us! Jacques gives us a rundown of some recent celebrity news, Jake tells us about going to the Abbey and SUR, and we read through some submissions to the Ethicist. Plus we find out what it's like to do 1000mgs of THC then go to the dentist.

Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I dive into the lawsuit between Laura Loomer and Bill Maher, discuss the return of Project Runway, and get a pressing Jacques Health Update. He's fine ftr. But everyone please join us in our Prayer For Jacques at 6EST tonight. Just say a prayer for him at that time. We're gonna heal this boy

Hello Seekers, Still hungover Ben here, on today's ep Jacques, Hesse and I take a look as Jacques freshly minted Letterboxed account, take a look at the 80+ entries he's made in the past 24 hours, and give a review of Eddington. Plus we compare our various hangover cures.

Find the Full Video on our Patreon! Judge Mora reporting, in this special episode Judge Deni and I begin by reviewing some breaking evidence in a highly publicized lawsuit. We received a second secret recording of a vicious prank phone call one Mr. Dane made to a Mx. Jacques Gonsoulin, an act Gonsoulin argues caused 9 million in damages. The case appears to be open and shut...until Mr. Gonsoulin's...

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I dive head first into the world of Sex & The City! We discuss the new season of And Just Like That, the disastrous effect of the entire show upon the Gay Male brain, and figure out what the hell is going on with Aiden's freak son. Plus we take a quiz to figure out which character we are!

It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here, today Hesse and I help Jacques audition for Big Brother which we think he will get despite not meeting about half of the eligibility requirements. Then we get to your calls and discuss how to hit on trans women, how to convince your BPD friend to undergo a procedure which freezes their flight or fight response, and what to do post small town cancellation.

Hello everyone! Ben here, today we're back with another one of our talk radio episodes! Between playing some of our favorite songs we discuss Trump's renovations of the White House, read some submissions from the evil NYT's The Ethicist, investigate Woah Vickys chat bot, Zohran stealing a table in college, Ghislane's plushy prison transfer, and radioactive wasps. Plus Jacques tell us about the pri...

It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss the unknown object hurtling directly towards earth, Trump talking about arresting Oprah, Beyonce and Obama, why the hell Pedro Pascal is famous, and racist advertisement's. Plus we get an update on everyone's favorite Aunt.

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I take a look at a possible fecal transplant for Jacques, conduct a Scientologist auditing session on him, and finally submit ourselves to a personality quiz related to everyone's favorite show.

It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss Time's picks for Best Podcasts of the Decade, learn how to sm*ke c*ack from Hunter Biden, unpack Candace's transvestigaiton of Bridgette Macron, and finally say goodbye to George Santos :(

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss Trump's Chronic Venous Insufficiency, Obama saying that young men need gay friends, and say farewell to Larry Sinclair (the guy who claimed to have hooked up with Obama.) He's dying. Plus Jacques tells us about the time he cock blocked a woman from her straight boyfriend. Then, Hesse and I sit down with journalist Dan Boguslaw who recentl...

Movie Jacqueset is back with another Jacques-curated film to help you all get into the Jacqueset, and this time Jacques and Hesse are joined by Hesse’s Movie Mindset co-host Will Menaker! The crew discusses the 2002 X-treme Sports action movie XXX. We talk about the movie bringing about Jacques’ gender awakening, the worst evil villain plan in the history of movies, and much more!