Seeking Derangements

[sorry for the noisiness on Magda’s mic it’s only at the beginning 😅] Hesse and Jacques are joined by Magda for a brainrotting episode of the highest order! The gworls discuss poultry science, Australian theater masturbators, and of course the timeless works of Ed Banger Records!

It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here, today Jacques takes Hesse and I to the freaking newsroom for a full hour of headlines he's gathered! We talk about a study that says weed literally makes old people's brains big, Venetian jellyfish with vanishing anuses, and deliver a vicious takedown of everyone's favorite country singer.

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Charles Austin join Hesse, Jacques, and I to discuss Jacques killing people with his t-shirts, the recent Epstein dump, and Kanye's recent apology. But more importantly Hesse and Charles preview their new podcast Trouble In River City by walking Jacques and I through various scams they're covering. Subscribe Trouble In River City, a show about scams, flim flam, grift...

VIDEO & AUDIO ON PATREON It’s S-S-Seeking Sunday! Ben here. Today, Jacques, Hesse, and I take a deep dive into the Straight Acting Brotherhood, a members-only club for men who are into men and... drop shipping. Before emailing the organization’s spokesperson in a truly desperate attempt to join, we try to figure out what this group actually offers and why certain gay men are drawn to it in the fir...

Today on Movie Jacqueset, Hesse, Jacques and Masha discuss the classic film Freejack, one of the thousand low-budget sci-fi action movies from the early 90’s that’s amazing and very bad. They discuss Mick Jagger’s incredible accent work, the philosophical implications of The Eagle Speech, and the beautiful Jack-centric climax!

It’s Seeking Sunday! Ben here. Today, Jacques, Hesse, and I talk about our favorite people, the Fab Five. We discuss whether Karamo’s no-show on CBS Mornings was a surprise attack against his co-stars, or if he was actually, as he said, afraid of being bullied. We then ask bigger questions like: Is fighting with your friends a dying art? Why are gay men so mean to each other? Did JVN really kill h...

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I hold a meeting to address what day and time it is. We (Jacques) still don't know. Plus, Hesse shows us a very strange video about milk and Jacques tells us a horrifying story about a popsicle.

Full Episode on Patreon Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss Betty Boop entering public domain, how that will change her appeal, and how we plan to profit off of it by making our very own Boop movie. Plus we take a look back our 2016's and discuss the threat of a nuclear war.

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss our aspirations to live a healthier, diabetes-free 2026, RFK's new food pyramid, and preforming at the Riyad Comedy Festival. Plus we get another blast from the past, that's right, we end with a Jacques News Segment.

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Hesse, Jacques and I open up the show with a discussion on Venezuela. Then we get into some new eating techniques Jacques is developing and end the show by forgetting about how Sylvia Plath died.

It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here, today Hesse, Jacques, Max and I gather to play some of our favorite songs of the past year. Between our selections we discuss people being poisoned, Jacques lays down a freestyle, and we nominate a Sucka MC of 2025. Listen to Max's podcast The Drain

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today director, podcaster and professional hater Theda Hammel joins Hesse and I to shit talk everyone's favorite show. We discuss our endless contempt for Carol Sturka, the people who created her, and how Apple TV has managed to lower audience expectations without us even noticing. Plus I get a long awaited apology from Theda. Go subscribe to NYMPHOWARS, the best podcast i...

VIDEO AND AUDIO ON PATREON Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I gather for the first inaugural Seeking's Sexiest Person of the Year. We each nominated 6 people and they face off against each other tournament style, we've got actresses, cartoons, fictional characters and musicians all going head to head until one is crowned Seeking's Sexiest. We hope everyone had an amazing Christmas, mwah!

FULL VIDEO AVAILABLE FOR FREE ON PATREON Ben here, today I am joined by Benjamin Smith, greater Boston's most fabulous real estate agent. We discuss how Ben found his way into real estate, how we came out (or were outed), our various run-ins with police, and why we're both Girl Gays. Plus Ben tells me about being forced to welcome a Honduran ghost into his home, how he lost his driving license, an...

When the Jacques is away the girls will play! Hesse is Joined by a sickly Masha to discuss the Tim Allen masterpiece The Santa Clause 2, a heartwarming children’s movie about Tim Allen trying to get pussy. We discuss our new nonbinary friend, how brave the tooth fairy is, and, of course the eerie parallels between Plastic Tim Allen and Augusto Pinochet.

FULL VIDEO IS FREE ON PATREON Hello Seekers! Ben here, today’s episode is a one-on-one conversation with famed astrologer, numerologist, and all-around diva Carol Starr. Carol and I get into what bothers her about contemporary astrology culture, including the trends and shortcuts she thinks are diluting the practice. We talk about her viral videos tailored to LGBTQ+ audiences, the feedback they’ve...

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Hesse, Jacques and I start the show by thanking all of YOU who made our year possible, then I ask Jacques & Hesse all the questions Tucker asked Milo in their recent interview. Such as: Why are you gay? Does lesbianism exist? Is addiction demonic? Is a promiscuous life worth living and MORE! Plus we get some crucial Jacques Health Updates. Intro–Luis Arismendi, Quena...

It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here, today Hesse, Jacques and I open up the show up talking about Cory Booker's new beard (who looks exactly like Rosario Dawson), then Jacques tells us why he danced on glass and cut his foot open, and then we play two truths and a lie. Plus we discuss Tarantino's anti-Dano comments and that idiot little girl who wrote that essay everyone is freaking out about.

Hello Seekers, Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I open up the show with a full recap of what Jacques ate for thanksgiving, then we dissect Laura Loomers abysmal pick up game, and end the show with a Jacques news segment thats truly one for the history books.

Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss Zohran's meeting with Trump, Sean Duffy's plea to Americans about dressing up for air travel, and the sexy jewel thieves who hit the Louvre.

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jamie (AKA the mother of the Pod) joins Jacques, Hesse and I to hear YOUR calls. We hear from Seekers around the world, one of whom doesn't trust her Winco-robbing brother in law, another whose aunt is trying to set him up with another male–despite the fact that that man is NOT gay, and another who wants to know how to covertly start fights at the Thanksgiving table....

Masha joins Hesse for an episode everyone will definitely love! Masha and Hesse discuss Masha’s acclaimed new play “Are The Bennett Girls Okay?” Before writing an even better play called “The Curse of Joseph Cronos.” They also discuss a wide range of topics, get a call from P*dophile Samantha Jones, and share with you The Greatest Joke Ever Written! Get tickets to see Masha in Are The Bennet Girls...

Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I open the show by discussing updates from the Epstein file dumps, discuss Ghislane's allotment of toilet paper in prison, and take a very interesting quiz which reveals our true class positions in life. Plus Hesse and I coach Jacques on his attempt in becoming the next Jimmy Fallon!

*VIDEO VERSION IS FREE ON PATREON* Ben here, today Dallas Bragg joins me to discuss his journey from being a closeted father, to drug user, to chem sex recovery coach. We talk about how hookup apps profit from drug addiction and social alienation, Sniffies response (or lack thereof) to the recent arrests of their own users, and the gaps within the mainstream recovery industry that Dallas fills wit...

Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss my harrowing experience flying during the government shutdown, Bryan Johnson's 5mg mushroom trip, and read through some select choices from The Ethicist. Plus a lot of crazy shit talk on this one...