SPOTWPP

Secret Podcast of the Worst Pregnant Person

Kids EN ↓ 5 episodes

Hi, I am terrible at being pregnant. In this podcast I ramble and complain about pregnancy.

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Future Fears About Money & What Happens If We All Quit Having Babies? #5 10.10.2025 13:34

Statutory maternity pay: £718 a month. Rent in London: laughably higher. In this episode, I panic about money, unpack why the UK maternity system is frankly bollocks, and explore what might happen to society if women collectively decided, you know what, we’re done. From population collapse to free dental care, this one’s a rollercoaster of realism.

My 12 Week Scan: What I Didn’t Expect #4 03.10.2025 7:23

In this episode, I share my personal experience of the 12-week pregnancy scan on the NHS in the UK.

Baby on Board Badges & Weird Pregnancy Symptoms #3 30.09.2025 6:57

I chat about the awkwardness of wearing a TFL “Baby on Board” badge without a bump, feeling paranoid on the tube, and two new pregnancy surprises. Honest, unfiltered first-time pregnancy chat—no expert advice, just the messy reality.

What Do Pirates of the Caribbean & Pregnancy Have in Common? #2 27.09.2025 13:04

From instant hunger to relentless nausea, I share how the first trimester made me feel like one of the cursed pirates from The Black Pearl —alive but never satisfied. I also dive into all the surprising symptoms I wasn’t prepared for. Honest, unfiltered first-time pregnancy talk with zero expert advice, just the messy reality.

Toothbrush Sick #1 26.09.2025 8:22

Today I ramble about pregnancy sickness.