Secret Jocks Podcast

Season 80 of our favorite TV show premieres tonight and we're just stoked on it. We're up on the Rockets, fantasy drafts and rule changes [I guess??] and down on the Kangz, Bulls and it [maybe?] being LeBron Raymone James' last year in the league.

the boyz are back!! we're hypin up our favorite teams, giving flowers to our league pass crushes and having a laugh at some teams on the backwards slide

The Pacers are ripping off wins like Thanos peeling off Vision's infinity stone on his forehead. We recorded this on Tuesday before game one. We knew this would be a series off the bat because we're geniuses who can see the future and anyone who said the Thunder would sweep have never watched basketball in their entire life. Find out who is going to win the Delario Ryan Trophy on this fres...

Baby, I'm playing OFF 😤 Your favorite boys are yapping about the NBA Play-In tournament with marquee matchups and make some playoff series picks. Subscribe to Secret Jocks on YouTube⁠ Check out the official Secret Jocks playlist updated weekly: ⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple⁠⁠⁠⁠ Got questions? Wanna be on the show? Send an email to secretjocks (at) gmail.com or hit us up on instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠@secretjocksp...

Trade anxiety season is over and your favorite boys are breaking down the deadline deals that happened since the balance-shifting moves over the weekend. They give their thoughts on the Himmy Butler's fit in the Bay, Brandon Ingram's flight north to Toronto, De'Andre Hunter rounding out the Cavs' rotation, the legendary Kuzma-Middleton swap, the Lakers grabbing Mark Williams out of...

The boys are locked in covering the insane trades of De'Aaron Fox, Luka Doncic and Anthony Davis over the weekend. Check out the official Secret Jocks playlist updated weekly: ⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Apple⁠⁠ Got questions? Wanna be on the show? Send an email to secretjockspodcast@gmail.com or hit us up on instagram ⁠⁠@secretjockspodcast⁠⁠ !

Hey what up fam? Here's a bonus episode we recorded last week that I didn't get into editing because I believe in the observation of the holidays (doing no work of any kind, for any reason, ever). We indulge in some questions y'all sent in that are non-to-semi-basketball related. Hope y'all had a great holiday season and Santa & the Jewish version of Santa brought you everything your hearts de...

It's the time of year where we all commit (for prolly two weeks) to go to the gym, eat better, stop calling your co-workers that they smell like a zesty fart. We drafted all 30 teams to tell them what their New Year resolutions should be for 2025. We are the definitive NBA braintrust, so our opinions should be implemented by every general manager league-wide. Check out the official Secret Jocks pl...

Well the season is over until April, ya'll! The Bucks secured the Emirates NBA Cup Tournament victory and there's nothing left to play for. The boys break down their win against the Oklahoma City Thunder and what changes should be made to the format. Check out the official Secret Jocks playlist updated weekly: ⁠Spotify⁠ ⁠Apple⁠ Got questions? Wanna be on the show? Send an email to secretjockspodca...

our best bud greg hughes returns!! we’re mostly rapping about the orlando magic’s phenomenal start in this one tbh. tap in!

In this week's episode, the boys are talking shop with their favorite lefty, Joe Suthers, who is a prolific musician and guitar tech from Charleston, SC. They're talking cabling minutiae, Minnesota's stinky vibes, Jared McCain being the new Tyrese Maxey, the lapped Pacers and Buddy Hield refusing to adhere to the Buddy Hield Cycle (tm). They also delve into quarter-season awards ballots and their...

hand down, man down! tyler and ben get after it this week and play point guard by committee on this week’s episode. we check in on the good, bad and the ugly of sixers’ abysmal 2-12 start, houston being sneaky good and the mid mavericks’ finals hangover. for this week’s fun segment, we ponder some butterfly effects of what would have happened if ____. tap in! music recs this week: Starflyer 59 - L...

a couple days late but we’re still rocking, baby!! another week in the league, another fresh ‘sode of the only podcast covering the national basketball association. on deck we’ve got: tourney preview the bucks being bad has the opportunity to create the funniest timeline the jazz catching a couple dubs (finally!) it basically 2016 again, which means the warriors and cavaliers are scorching hot mor...

this week, the boys are talking about: believeland’s rise in the eastern conference big zu (!!) celtics’ coach mazzula’s increasingly unhinged comments ​wemby’s big 5x5 against ​*seinfeld voice* “what’s the deal with philly?” boo injuries weird statues we finish up debating about who we want to take a shot, martians have a death beam pointed at earth and fate of universe give me ______. basketball...

whaddupppp we’re back for a brand new edition of the SJP you know and love. we’re gonna be dropping new episodes every monday this glorious NBA season. on this ep, ralph, tyler and ben react to the things they’re loving about the 2024-25 season (7:50) and stuff they’re actively beefing with (28:24). this week, we have a head to head matchup between tyler and ben about who deserves the #1 pick more...

Draft day is upon us and you know we’ve been holding you down with our EXTENSIVE coverage of this draft season. We touch on the Mikal Bridges trade to the New York Knicks, what’s going on with the PG/Klay/Warriors situation. KD to the Rockets, maybe? What?! Major tap in.

We got new destinations for Pascal Yeah, Blazers are 'bout to go down (Go down) Ten wins on the board right now Jazz wiped out Tomato Town Draymond just got downed Silver called him, Dubs heading north-bound Then we're in the trade deadline streets Finding new homes, so dudes can eat

The boys are back with a classic pick and roll episode. First, we have a little quarter-season check-in on the Jazz and Blazers. More importantly though, the NBA In-Season Tournament™️ knockout rounds are upon us and we discuss its successes and missteps, including how great single elimination basketball is, the Tyrese Haliburton breakout party, the branding and logistical headache of this event,...

When you’re here, you’re vibing! Ben lets it all out with how the Utah Jazz are doing this year. It’s been rough, what could help this man/team? We also discuss what has been surprising for us this season and give thoughts on the In-Season Tournament and its courts. I don't know what any of this is and I'm scared.

What’s up!!! Ben and Tyler are back with a special guest; talented artist with a genius basketball mind, Evan McCarthy! He breaks down the Dame trade, speaks on the future of the Blazers, and explains why we should be high on the Pelicans this year.  Follow him on twitter (x ) to check out his art and read his takes: @evanempdx 

Since it's the first game of the season, it's better late than never to rate the Eastern Conference teams. S.I.Rating (Sexy Index) is back and I don't think it's going anywhere anytime soon! Buckle up Ralph's come unhinged with all the sexy eastern teams! Check it out! NBA season is back baby!

The boys talked about the Western conference over and unders for the 2023-2024 season. Ralph introduces the new Sexy Index Rating, which rates your favorite teams starting five by how sexy he thinks they are.  A lot going on in this one!!!!!!!

The boys are back in town (for media day). Tyler and Ben discuss Mr. Beast and his questionable assortment of chocolates, and how it might impact the organizational dynamics of the Charlotte Hornets. They also talk about the aftermath of the Damian Lillard trade and its implications for the top teams in the Eastern Conference. Finally, they come up with the funniest trade possible that would mark...

Full Squad! Talked about Dame moving on from the Trailblazers and the potential trade packages that make sense for the Blazers to take. Winners and Losers of the Free Agency. New Summer League players to watch out for. All Time Rizz Team. Conspiracy Theory about Droppingdimes20, and many more. So put on your tin foil flat bill hats and rock with us.

After not recording after the conference finals, WE'RE BACK! Now with the new NBA season brewing with the Draft and a spicy Free Agency we're going to be your go to for all the dumbest jokes and coldest takes. Does #freebam movement something the Heat should be worried about? Nuggets finally getting their flowers from us, by flowers we mean weed. A couple of nerds talking about the 23'...