Second Rate Saints Podcast

Forgive us, for we have committed a great evil this day; releasing a second wheel-based episode. Honestly, I didn't think we'd ever get to this stage.... Well, I hope you guys enjoy this Bible battle-royal episode. Man, that's a sentence I never thought I'd have to say. This feels like it borders too closely on the sacrilegious, right? Is that just me? Want to contact us directly or check out our...

Guys, I was going to write you that manifesto I was talking about the other day cause I know you really want to read that, but did you hear the news? That despot and narcissist Trudeau is gone! Well... he's leaving. But he's finally on his way out! You American's might not fully appreciate just how big of a deal that is. That man installed legislation that is forcing all podcasts in Canada to be r...

Bro, check out this sick new podcast episode I found. Yeah, it's the finale to the Second Rate Saints series about Acts. It's pretty litty. They talk about a ton of old stuff. I didn't really understand what they were talking about, but Rome is hype though. Yo, did you see Gladiator two? Bro, they fricken had like boats in that one place in Rome. You know where all the dudes fought. And the main d...

Ho Ho Ho, it is I, jolly ol' St. Nick. And do I have a present for you. That's right, a whole new episode of the Second Rate Saints podcast. Hey, don't give me that attitude. You think inflation only affects you people on the continent. We are going through our own problems up here in the North Pole. You think it's easy keeping these elf unions at bay with the markets behaving the way they are. We...

Guys, I haven't slept in three days. So let's just pretend that I wrote a really funny description here. In fact, how about you write an email to Saints-HQ and tell them about the good job I did. Also, tell them that I deserve a raise and that these descriptions are what you keep coming back for. And if they don't meet my very reasonable requests currently, you'll riot or something. Cause if they...

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Hey, how many Calvinists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. That's cause it was clearly God's will that the light burn out, so who are they to change it. All that and more on this week's extra long episode of the Second Rate Saints Podcast. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the podcast. And hopefully, you can learn something from these Second Rate Saints. Please leave questions, comments, or cr...

Oh no, they've broken into the studio and locked the doors. We can't stop them. Josh and Caleb are about to go off script and have a spontaneous conversation about theological doctrines that interests them. Whatever you do, do NOT listen to this episode. Don't do it. They'll start having original ideas and challenging thoughts without pre-deciding the correct answer. This could destroy Second Rate...

Greetings, earthlings. This is your overlords from the far of year of 2005. We are sending you this message to alert you of our coming approach as we continue to develop our super-space highway. As we have told your leaders previously, you are currently in violation of traffic order #46-A099D. If you do not move the planet promptly, we will have no choice but to terminate the system. And don't eve...

In these chapters, Paul takes on the Sanhedrin after going on a boat ride and something to do with a belt. It's all super interesting, I promise. More importantly, have you heard about this new Joel Osteen movie coming out. He's making a movie with Netflix and it's going to be turning the nativity story into a "survival-thriller" with Anthony Hopkins. Who thought this was going to be a good idea?...

Hey, what's Ken Ham's favourite breakfast meat? Bologna. That's cause it reminds him of how phony science is... or something. All that and more on this week's episode of the Second Rate Saints Podcast So sit back, relax, and enjoy the podcast. And hopefully, you can learn something from these Second Rate Saints. Please leave questions, comments, or criticisms below! Want to contact us directly or...

Did ya know that Calvin from Calvin & Hobbes was based on John Calvin? That's right, that Calvin. ChatGPT told me so. Did you also know that John Calvin was a tiger in real life? ChatGPT told me that too. In this week's episode of Second Rate Saints, the boys discuss other real facts that ChatGPT told them about Calvin. Also, they talk about things like the Canons of Dort, which were written i...

This week, roll on into this new episode of the Second Rate Saints Podcast. If you're not careful, this one might make your head spin! So steer clear all you unsavory types, cause this episode doesn't brake for no one. That's right. I fit two wheel-related puns into that last sentence. Does that mean I can go home now? Please. I want to see my family again. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the podcas...

Before you listen to this episode, I need your attention. I am writing to you from the future in the far off year of 2062. We've lost all control! The Lamanites are real and they've come back to retake America. The only way that we can stop them is by getting people to listen to this great episode of the Second Rate Saints Podcast where the boys talk about Acts chapter 20. Join us as we discuss th...

The title pretty much says it all. So instead of taking 20 minutes and writing out a synopsis of the episode with a catchy call-to-action, I've instead attached a brief essay that I had Chat GPT make up summarizing Brandon Sanderson's Cosmere. Brandon Sanderson's Cosmere is a meticulously crafted universe composed of multiple worlds, each with its own distinct cultures, histories, and magic system...

Before you start this episode, we'd like to address the allegations. No, Colton was not the Qanon shaman on January 6th. And no, he did not pay $650,000 for one of those ugly Trump shoes. And no, he did not beat up a troop of school kids in order to take their golden tickets in a long-shot chance to win a chocolate factory. These allegations are completely unfounded and we will not tolerate any ac...

We've noticed that some of you aren't sitting through the entirety of our podcasts anymore. We're not mad at you, just disappointed. So, in an attempt to raise engagement levels, we're introducing a new segment here in the description: Fun Facts With Description Guy. Fun Fact no. #1: I am scared. Come back next week for our next Fun Fact With Description Guy! So sit back, relax, and enjoy the podc...

Hello from the other side. I'm stuck here writing all these liiiiines. To tell you that Stewart ain't in this episode. But when we call, he never seems to be home. Hello is this Stu's roommate? My friend has been gone for a while. Please tell him we're sorry for breaking his heart. But it don't matter, it clearly doesn't tear him apart anymore. Also the boys talk about one of the biggest differenc...

They did it! 100 Episodes! For better or worse, they hit that oh-so-special milestone. And to celebrate, they sit down for their longest episode yet and take on the questions that you all have been sending in for the last two months. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the podcast. And hopefully, you can learn something from these Second Rate Saints. Please leave questions, comments, or criticisms below...

Oh hey, didn't see you there. Say, you wanna listen to some... thoughtful discussion concerning Acts 17? We got stoic philosophers, weirdo hedons, and Paul's journey through Greece. It's pretty good, if you're into that kind of thing. Totally no pressure though, but... like.... we'll know if you read this and then not watch it. Totally won't hurt my feelings. I only just worked on this episode for...

This week, it's.... oh.... oh my it's just Josh and Caleb. And they're telling me that they're going to talk about the Divine Incarnation of Jesus Christ. And there's nothing I can do to stop them! This is outrageous! I wanted another episode about Acts, dagnamit. I will not forget this slight. Be sure to dislike this episode and comment horrible obscenities. Or just listen to the episode. it's pr...

The boys are back in town, the boys are back in town! And do they have some wild Bible translations for you. Does that mean they're bad? Maybe. I dunno, I haven't listened to the episode yet. But I'm confident that it's worth at least one thumbs-up. If you think so too, make sure to like, share, subscribe, follow, repost, tweet it, reddit-it, X-it, tell your friends about it, make your family list...

This week, join Josh, Joel, Caleb and Colton as they get into one of the most infamous sayings in the Western Church today: "I don't do religion; I do relationship". What does it mean? Where did it come from? Where is Stewart? It's been 3 years and we've still not been able to get him back. Last we heard, he was still being held in Russia after those totally bogus espionage charges. Those are all...

This week, join Joel, Caleb and Colton as they run through another TiRT! In it, they run through a variety of topics including Christian Tracks. Remember those? They're like those tiny booklets with info and feel like a sales brochure. I'd say that they were weird, but I'm pretty sure I saw a guy doing exorcisms over TikTok so that stuff doesn't look so strange anymore I guess. What's up with TikT...