Second Lunch Podcast

Satirical Snowmen 01.07.2026 57:05 ↓

Chris and Kolpy discuss stashing tubed meats, strange sports injuries, chair fears and getting in fights

Make a Bear a Hotdog (featuring Mr. Harkins) 03.06.2026 1:00:00 ↓

Kolpy, Chris and Mr. Harkins discsuss Paris Syndrome, drunk mascots and perseverance.

Draggin' Sack 06.05.2026 1:00:11 ↓

Chris and Kolpy discuss hats they could 'pull off;' Friday night traditions and drunk shopping.

Fruits Ranked (featuring Lucas Moser) 07.04.2026 1:16:56 ↓

Chris, Kolpy and guest Lucas Moser discuss concert etiquette, irrational fears their pets have and rank fruits.

Cake Paranoia 21.03.2026 1:03:36 ↓

Chris and Kolpy discuss period movie dialogue, places with "falls" in the name and riding alligators. Chris revisits his orca hatred.

Glass Piano 18.02.2026 1:06:00 ↓

Kolpy and Chris discuss divisive chip flavors, peanut butter history and glass delusion.

Dookiatta 05.02.2026 51:47 ↓

Chris and Cole discuss toddler language, yelling at the microwave and going into debt

Macaroni Lung (featuring Ashley [Redacted]) 14.01.2026 1:04:01 ↓

Chris, Kolpy and his bride Ashley discuss the dump, the ethics of asking to share food and revisit the subject of bad haircuts.

Sugar Plum Gary (featuring Emmett Montgomery) 22.12.2025 54:03 ↓

In a magical dual guest episode, Kolpy and Chris welcome BOTH Sugar Plum Gary and Emmett Montgomery as they discuss the horrors of Christmas and what the soda companies don't want us to know.

Not Your Grandad's Lizards (featuring Isaac Sommers) 05.12.2025 1:08:13 ↓

Chris, Kolpy and Isaac discuss ultimate pets, big words and appropriate quesadilla consumption hours.

Big Rapture Guy 18.11.2025 1:02:04 ↓

Chris and Kolpy discuss the possible whereabouts of Sesame Street, learning times tables and juice pulp conspiracies.

Cheese Riot 24.10.2025 1:00:13 ↓

Kolpy and Chris discuss rabies, whether or not Gushers have become "less gushy" and what would be in their tombs.

Classic Ball Tornado 03.10.2025 59:11 ↓

Kolpy and Chris discuss being a P.E. teachers assistant, Wojtek the Bear and deep fried Oreos.

Atlantis Morissette 15.09.2025 59:30 ↓

Kolpy and Chris discuss shared portion division, Grape-Nuts relativity and worst spirits to get drunk on

Splash Pad Arrhythmia 02.09.2025 54:07 ↓

Kolpy and Chris discuss surviving a shipwreck, fortune cookies and illegal baby names.

Mime Your Crime 30.07.2025 1:01:40 ↓

Kolpy and Chris discuss 'The Yips," social media jealousy and Halloween candy trades.

Onions to be Named Later 11.07.2025 57:51 ↓

Kolpy and Chris discuss improper food consumption techniques, the Onion Futures Act and whether or not heaven is boring.

Chore Weed (featuring Scott Losse) 25.06.2025 1:00:20 ↓

Kolpy, Chris and guest Scott Losse discuss Costco, drunk tattoos and Demon Cat

Sunburn City (featuring Isaac Sommers) 06.06.2025 1:01:16 ↓

Chris, Kolpy and guest Isaac Sommers talk about being apex predators, cottage cheese and sunburns

Onion Party 14.05.2025 1:06:42 ↓

Kolpy and Chris discuss birds, drinking games from ancient times and the double glizzy

Send My Mom the Tab 28.04.2025 1:02:25 ↓

Kolpy and Chris discuss caffeine sensitivity, visiting isolated tribes and the Scholastic Book Fair

Narnia Fridge 15.04.2025 59:14 ↓

Kolpy and Chris discuss airplane bathrooms, the greatest man ever and being sticky

Ramen Bounty 20.03.2025 1:05:53 ↓

Kolpy and Chris discuss the necessity of fingers, Ancient Egyptian procreation theory and cheese collateral.

Am I From Tennessee? 05.03.2025 1:02:38 ↓

Kolpy and Chris discuss 'Hide and Seek,' Jocko Flocko and Uncle Dave discovering Mexican Cuisine.

What's Up With That? (featuring Kolpy's Wife, Ashley) 19.02.2025 1:05:02 ↓

Chris, Kolpy and Kolpy's wife, Ashley discuss if hair is ruining the NBA, tall people, and their favorite parts of Kolpy's body other than his eyes (obviously.)