Script-Coms™ | Found family, fully voiced. Scripts performed as conversations.

Skeeter Every summer, Hayden spent a week camping in his Nana Ally’s backyard in Spottsville, Kentucky. It wasn’t a big adventure by most folks’ standards. Just an old canvas tent, a couple of lawn chairs, a flashlight, a sky full of stars… …and mosquitoes the size of hummingbirds. Before Hayden arrived one summer, Nana Ally had a little surprise. She tucked a tiny black dragon egg beneath the lil...

I wrote “Smell of the Day” because sometimes the smallest, strangest moments reveal the biggest truths about how we show up for each other. A weird smell, a lost fork, a questionable discovery—suddenly it’s not just about lunch anymore. It’s about who laughs, who panics, who judges, and who just quietly exits with dignity intact. As someone with dyslexia, I’ve always experienced stories as sound a...

Felix loved summertime and his three-ring blow-up pool. He always had a strong personality. I mean—really something. I should know. I’m the mother. He could make me do one of three things at any given moment: laugh, cry, or hide.

Celebrate Found Family Day with me July 1. Found Family Day I’m declaring July 1st Found Family Day. Partly because July 1st is my birthday. I was born one day outside of Pride Month. And lately, it feels like there are a lot of people trying to shrink Pride, minimize it, shorten it, or pretend it doesn’t deserve a month at all. So I had a different idea. Why not make it bigger? Why not add a day?...

Script-Coms™ returns with a brand-new episode: The Field Is Alive. Three friends. One fabric intervention. A softball game nobody was emotionally prepared for. And a seasonal dating strategy that may or may not require its own calendar. Just when you thought this was turning into The Sound of Music, Felix finds himself on a softball field, David finds new ways to test a friendship, and Stephanie p...

Why order a Number One when you can confidently ask for an uno and confuse absolutely everyone? What starts as a simple Taco Bell order becomes a full-scale social collapse powered by imitation, misplaced confidence, and people following nonsense because it was said loudly first. Soon it’s half-unos, double unos, interpretive ordering, and a lobby full of Diet Cokes no one actually wanted. A fast,...

SCRIPT-COMS™ — Clocked In / Marcando Entrada Trabajadores que todavía no se dan cuenta de que ya se encontraron. Warehouse Therapy Bienvenidos a Warehouse Therapy , donde los viernes por la mañana empiezan con una pregunta sencilla: “¿Dónde quieren trabajar hoy?” Y de alguna manera, las respuestas siempre revelan más sobre la condición humana de lo que nadie pidió. La gente se ofrece para tareas q...

A battered Bluetooth speaker belts out a Christmas montage at a party that’s almost voluntary. Revelations unfold about mango, trauma, and a canine tooth with opinions. HR has notes. Nobody wants paperwork. The table has seen things. And somehow… it’s festive.

Trapped in an elevator with your best friends… and your mother. What could possibly go wrong? Tensions rise, secrets simmer, and every floor feels farther away than the last in Balance Issues: Season 1, Episode 6 And just when you think you’ve got everyone figured out—next week flips the script. Don’t miss it. Stephanie and Alta take us back with a flashback that changes everything.

Photo Filters is arriving a week late. This isn’t an apology post. It’s a transparency post. I make this show because I love it. So what you’re getting isn’t factory-sealed perfection or clockwork timing. You’re getting craft. You’re getting care. You’re getting the real thing, made by a real human being who’s still figuring out how to balance life and creation. Photo Filters lands February 9. And...

Mother, it’s not your birthday. And for God’s sake, that’s not the mailman’s name. Episode 4 is early. Chaos is free. Next Monday, February 2: Photo filters. Group delusions. Real-time Photoshop. Infinite confidence. Infinite delusion. https://buymeacoffee.com/ScriptComs

If you’ve trusted me this far, we’re three stories in now. You’ve met the characters. You know their rhythms. You probably already have favorites—people you recognize, people you worry about, people who make you laugh when you didn’t expect to. I want you to know something important: I’m serious about this project. These characters didn’t come from nowhere. Most of them came from love. Some came f...

The Programming of David Season 1, Episode 3 Roombas. Furry chainsaws. Ham. Oh my. You won’t want to miss this one. S1 E3 — The Programming of David Next Monday, January 26: The Best Birthday Call Don’t miss it. You’ll regret it if you do. You might regret it if you don’t. Louis Clifford Caldwell Jr. https://substack.com/@scriptcoms

FOUND FAMILY 365 did it again. Episode Two of Season One introduces The Lunch Goblin. David risks his health, invents rules of engagement, and creates a full tracking system for other people’s forgotten food. This is what happens when workplace etiquette meets spiritual delusion — and somehow survives. 🎧  Listen. Laugh. Judge quietly. Then  like, share, and review  — it keeps the goblins fed. 📅 ...

FOUND FAMILY 365 — Season One  begins with  That Hurts. A weekly audio story released every Monday for an entire year—a Spotify sitcom where the pictures happen in your head. No screens. No homework. Just a hangout with friendly voices. Built from a dyslexic brain. If I can use dyslexia, you can use your ears. It’s about the people who didn’t realize they chose each other until it was already done...