Screen Queens

Hi again. It's us, and this week we talk about the 1984 neo-noir erotic thriller, Body Double! It takes place in Doja Cat's Vie universe and it stars, Craig Wasson as goober central, Deborah Shelton as damn gwerl you better werk, Melanie Griffith as body, face, hair, smile, and a diamond ankle bracelet that won Melanie Griffith a Golden Globe. Wanna watch us instead? Subscribe to our YouTube chann...

Are you living? Are you giving? Because we are, and this we discuss what happens when you're not living or giving via the 1985 cult-classic horror-comedy, Re-Animator. It stars a bunch of people whose names we aren't willing to Google for you, but trust, it's people. Living ones. Unless they've passed already, in which case, werk! Wanna watch us instead? Subscribe to our YouTube channel for extra...

We're about halfway into spooky season, and the only thing we've been haunted by is our past mistakes and bill collectors! This week, we let some saucy specters (13 to be exact) cover us in their ectoplasmic goo while, you guessed it, review, recap, and spoil the 2001 heavy supernaturals horror movie, Thirteen Ghosts! This movie stars Tony Shaloub, who you might know as Monk, Embeth Davidtz, who y...

Is that ectoplasm on the corners of your mouth? Nevermind. It's that time of year again, when we do spooky movies for the entirety of October. We are starting this witchy season off with a bang (if you've seen this movie, you understand the reference), and serving you up a ghoulish good time with The Frighteners! This movie was released in theaters in 1996, was directed by Peter Jackson, and that'...

Hey there, we’re back and already regretting it. This week we ruin Alien: Earth episode three with every spoiler we can cram in. The cast of characters are stilll acting like toddlers, Timothy Olyphant's hair is giving Guy Fieri as the lead singer of Crazy Town realness, and the kid genius or whatever the eff his name is has Sid the Sloth written all over his face. Wanna watch us instead? Subscrib...

This week we go full radioactive with a spoiler-packed review of The Toxic Avenger (2025)—the outrageous superhero horror-comedy starring Peter Dinklage, Jacob Tremblay, Taylour Paige, Kevin Bacon, and Elijah Wood. We break down the over-the-top gore, cult-classic Easter eggs, and mutant vigilante action, spilling every glowing detail to see if this sludge-soaked reboot is a toxic triumph or just...

This week on Screen Queens, we break down episode 2 of Alien: Earth (“Mr. October”), where Sydney Chandler’s Wendy finally reconnects with Alex Lawther’s Hermit, though the reunion feels more unsettling than heartfelt. Essie Davis’s Dame Sylvia schemes from the shadows, Babou Ceesay’s Morrow tests his allegiances, and the Xenomorphs turn a lavish party into a literal bloodbath in a vicious “eat-th...

On Screen Queens, we unpack every twist of Honey Don’t! (2025), the pulpy noir where Margaret Qualley’s PI Honey O’Donahue chases secrets through cults and desert dust, Aubrey Plaza keeps everyone guessing as MG Falcone, and Chris Evans dials up the menace as Reverend Drew Devlin. We go full spoiler—breaking down the shocks, the style, and the moments that actually work—so if you haven’t seen it y...

On Screen Queens, we crack open Alien: Earth’s premiere like a facehugger egg and spill every slimy secret inside—Sydney Chandler’s half-human, half-terrifying Wendy, Alex Lawther’s moody Hermit, and Timothy Olyphant as a mentor who’s way too smooth to be fully human. No vague teases here—we’re serving full spoilers, bad jokes, and zero apologies, because if the aliens don’t ruin Earth, we definit...

Howdy, witch! Welcome to Screen Queens, a podcast where we try to talk about movies coherently and ruin the minds of the youth by doing so! Speaking of ruined minds, this week, we discuss the 2025 horror movie, Weapons, and it features the youth of tomorrow eating vegetable soup and Justin Long for three whole seconds. This movie stars Julia Garner as a busybody Betty, Josh Brolin as a constructio...

In Together (2025), Dave Franco and Alison Brie (real-life couple and co-producers) play Tim and Millie, who move to the countryside to reboot their relationship—only to get too close for comfort after Tim drinks cursed cave water and their bodies start… sticking around literally. We unpack this grotesque yet strangely romantic body-horror rom-com that melds supernatural fusions, culty undertones,...

On this episode of Screen Queens, we’re tackling two wildly different flicks: Eddington, Ari Aster’s political acid trip starring Joaquin Phoenix, Pedro Pascal, Emma Stone, and Austin Butler—and Fantastic Four: First Steps, Marvel’s latest reboot with Pedro (again!), Vanessa Kirby, Joseph Quinn, Ebon Moss-Bachrach, and Julia Garner as a chrome-plated Silver Surfer. It’s cults and chaos vs. cosmic...

The Screen Queens take flight with our review of Superman (2025), James Gunn’s shiny new reboot of the DC Universe starring David Corenswet as Clark Kent, Rachel Brosnahan as a very modern Lois Lane, and Nicholas Hoult serving Lex Luthor with bald menace and brooding intensity. We break down whether this latest Superman reboot actually soars or just crash-lands into the same CGI rubble as its pred...

Hi there? Us again. If you've been living under a prehistoric rock, then you're in for a real treat, because this week, we're talking about the 43rd installment in the Jurassic Park franchise, Jurassic World: Rebirth. It stars so many famous and hot faces that we truly just can't, so we won't! Enjoy! Wanna watch us instead? Subscribe to our YouTube channel for extra content. Subscribe here! Please...

Welcome back to the apocalypse that felt like eight decades to come to fruition! This week we discuss the 2025 horror with a big budget and questionable CGI, 28 Years Later. It stars Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Jodie Comer, Ralph Fiennes, and Jack O’Connell dodging rage zombies and long dongs. Enjoy! Wanna watch us instead? Subscribe to our YouTube channel for extra content. Subscribe here! Please subsc...

Hi? It's us again. This week, talk about a movie that was in theaters for 2.5 seconds and is now available on a streaming site near you. Speaking of lurking, this week we talk about the horror movie, Dangerous Animals, which will make you sad for anyone named Heather. Anyway, this movie stars a bunch of people we don't feel like naming, so please enjoy! Wanna watch us instead? Subscribe to our You...

Wanna watch us Ronde de jambe until our toes fall off? Good, because this week, we will discuss the John Wick universe origin story, Ballerina. It takes places between one of the John Wick movies and another one of the John Wick movies, and b*tch it will blow you back out and your arms off. It stars Ana de Armas as Little Orphan Allegro (it's a ballet term - look it up!), Norman Reedus as a whispe...

Our apologies for being gone last week. We joined a death cult and gave a demon a bj so that it would resurrect our bestie, Tammy Faye Bakker! Speaking of bringing her back, the movie we discuss this week is eerily similar to our very own escapades and just so happens to be called Bring Her Back! This horror movie stars Sally Hawkins as the Pied Piper, Jonah Wren Phillips as Oliver with a twist, B...

Have you ever wanted tomorrow to just hurry up, already?! Well, now you can! Hurry Up Tomorrow is here to bring tomorrow to you, right now, and in a hurry! Starring Jenna Ortega as Enima, The Weeknd as Abel Tesfaye, and Sabrina Carpenter's former flame as Guy Who Gets Murdered by Sabrina Carpenter's Current Flame. Wanna watch us instead? Subscribe to our YouTube channel for extra content. Subscrib...

Oh... Hi... Didn't see you there in this crazy cornfield we call life. Join Travis and John as they discuss the Shudder film that made its money back, CLOWN IN A CORNFIELD. This stars people, places, and things! Listen to the end to know what we think (or just the first five minutes). Come hungry, leave full... of clowns. Wanna watch us instead? Subscribe to our YouTube channel for extra content....

We're feeling a bit spooky this week, and we hope you're hungry for a lil' taste of horror, because this episode we talk about the newest vampire flick on the block, Sinners! This movie is as gorgeous as its cast, and we would name them all, but that's too many. So, to name a few, we have Michael B. Jordan as TWINS, Omar Benson Miller as a tasty southern snack, Wunmi Mosaku as a true breakout star...

Hiya! Wanna listen to us talk about a movie that, if seen in theaters, will scramble your senses and have you clutching your pearls as you slide slowly down the wall in despair? Good! This week, we talk about the anxiety-inducing war movie aptly titled Warfare! It stars a bunch of Hollywood's hottest up-and-coming men.  Wanna watch us instead? Subscribe to our YouTube channel for extra content. Su...

Hi, it's us agai,n and we're here to talk about the Netflix movie that cost 300+ million dollars to make, The Electric State! It stars Millie Bobby Brown as an unpopular teen for like eight total seconds, Chriss Pratt as a dirty blond wig, Stanley Tucci as literally every billionaire in the US right now, Ke Huy Quan as a scientist with a moral compass but only after doing terrible things that can'...

Did you miss us? If you answered "neigh", trust us, we hear you. That said, this week we discuss the comedy (?), Death of a Unicorn. This movie stars the likes of Jenna Ortega as a moody cutie patootie, Paul Rudd as an ageless and spineless attorney, Will Poulter as the comic relief, Téa Leoni as the worst person you could ever work for, and Richard E. Grant who got a little too close to the sun....

Hi there! Us again. This week we discuss the spy-thriller, Black Bag. This movie stars Cate Blachett as Tar with a gun, and Michael Fassbender as a walking, talking, lie-detector. It also stars quite a few other hotties, and we love that for all of us. Wanna watch us instead? Subscribe to our YouTube channel for extra content. Subscribe here! Please subscribe, rate and review this podcast (whereve...