Screen Queens

Hey, Famela! We're back! We just returned from a much-needed vacation to the La Brea Tar Pits, and we feel more refreshed than ever! This week, we aren't discussing a movie, but we have plenty of drama to cover, and it's all about "House of the Dragon." We recap and review the first episode of the long-awaited season three, and oh girl, it had us shaking in our boots! Want to know our thoughts on...

Sorry we've been gone so long. We got lost in the shittiest office building and had to eat our way out of it! Anyhow, this week we wandered the hallways of the Backrooms, and girl, Nate and Jeremiah would never. Happy Pride, babes! Wanna watch us instead? Subscribe to our YouTube channel for extra content. Subscribe here ! Please subscribe, rate, and review this podcast (wherever you get your podc...

Hey, sorry it took us so long to get another episode out. We just got done running a pyramid scheme on your extended family and a train on your grandad. Now that that's out of the way, we are going to fill your ear holes with the sweet sounds of two middle-aged queers squawking about the most fashionably late sequel 20 years in the making, The Devil Wears Prada 2. It stars everyone from the first...

Hey Fashinistas! Miranda is always fifteen minutes early, so that means you're already late. That's all.    Wanna watch us instead? Subscribe to our YouTube channel for extra content. Subscribe here ! Please subscribe, rate, and review this podcast (wherever you get your podcasts) to help more people discover our community. Have a movie you think we should watch next? Email us at screenxkweens@gma...

Howdy, space cadets! Ever wonder what it would be like to become best friends with 8 potatoes stuck together to form an intergalactic sentient being? Well imagine not further, because this week we recap and review the newest Ryan Gosling-led sci-fi flick, Project Hail Mary. Wanna know what we think of this movie? Listen until the end to find out! Wanna watch us instead? Subscribe to our YouTube ch...

Wake up, sleepy head! It's us again, and we're clawing at your ears this week with the 1992 Werecat horror (comedy?) movie ripped straight from the mind of Stephen King, Sleepwalkers. This movie doesn't star a single person you've ever heard of, nor does it involve sleepwalking, but if you like cats and bad jokes, then this movie is for you! Wanna know what we think of this movie? Listen until the...

Howdy, hos! We're back and worse than ever, but that hasn't stopped us before. This week, we dig up some hot graveyard goss and spill that rancid tea all over your lap with our review of the monster-driven love story, The Bride. This movie stars Jessie Buckley as a bucket full of acting chops, Christian Bale as a big, green dancing queen, Annette Bening as Dr. Amelia Cordelia Bedelia, Penelope Cru...

Hey boo! It's us. We called you like seven hundred times and you didn't answer, so you gave us no choice but to show up at your work unannounced, dressed as a singing telegram clown, so we could catch a whiff of your cologne. But we digress. This week we racep and review the season finale of A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms and spoil every part of it. Wanna know what we think about it? Listen to the...

Hi! Sorry we were gone so long. We were in jail. Now that we're out on bail, we've had a chance to catch up on the HBO GOT spinoff, A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms! This week we talk about three episodes that could have been just one, and we get into it, babes! Wanna know what we think of episodes three through five? Listen to the end to find out! Wanna watch us instead? Subscribe to our YouTube ch...

Hi there!. Welcome to week two of our recap and review of the HBO series, A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms! This week is all about long dong, and if you've seen this episode, you know. Wanna know what we think of episode two? Listen to the end to find out! Wanna watch us instead? Subscribe to our YouTube channel for extra content. Subscribe here ! Please subscribe, rate, and review this podcast (whe...

Hi there! Welcome back to your gay uncle's second-favorite podcast! This week, we dive back into the land of television and talk all things Knight of the Seven Kingdoms and unnecessary depictions of diarrhea. Wanna know what we think of this episode? Listen to the end to find out. Wanna watch us instead? Subscribe to our YouTube channel for extra content. Subscribe here ! Please subscribe, rate, a...

Hi again! It's us, and this week we aren't discussing one movie; we are discussing the list of movies we reviewed over the course of a year (2025). It's easy listening and just a relaxing good time. Enjoy! Wanna watch us instead? Subscribe to our YouTube channel for extra content. Subscribe here ! Please subscribe, rate, and review this podcast (wherever you get your podcasts) to help more people...

It's 2026, and we would be grateful if you could tell us in the comments down below what fresh hell awaits us! While you do that, we are going to recap and review the 1992 dramedy, Hero! This movie stars Geena Davis as the same first name and last name news reporter, Joan Cusack as fed up with your shenanigans, Dustin Hoffman as molasses, and Andy Garcia as the hot one. Wanna watch us instead? Sub...

Hey losers (get it?)! Us again. This week, we talk all things clown in a recap and review of the final episode of Welcome to Derry, season one. We spoil it, so if you haven't watched it yet, then go away and come back unless you'd rather hear us talk about it instead. Wanna watch us instead? Subscribe to our YouTube channel for extra content. Subscribe here ! Please subscribe, rate, and review thi...

Hi again. We're back - much to everyone's chagrin - and this week we're talking about the action movie that surprisingly has nothing to do with reindeer, Reindeer Games. It came out in 2000 (good for her!) and it stars Ben Affleck, a regular man with a regular stolen identity, Charlize Theron, who famously said this is her worst movie (jury is still out), and Gary Sinise, who really just wants to...

This week on our Welcome to Derry recap and review, we talk about all things episode seven, and especially why you shouldn't lock yourself in a metal box while a building burns down around you. Enjoy! Wanna watch us instead? Subscribe to our YouTube channel for extra content. Subscribe here ! Please subscribe, rate, and review this podcast (wherever you get your podcasts) to help more people disco...

Hey, betch! Grab your guns and ice skates, because this week we're talking about bleach-blond bobs and water wheels as torture devices in the 1996 action-thriller, The Long Kiss Goodnight. This movie stars Geena Davis as a chef, Samuel L. Jackson as a Geena Davis' sous chef, and Geena Davis' blond bob as first billing. Wanna watch us instead? Subscribe to our YouTube channel for extra content. Sub...

This week in Derry, Pennywise teaches us how to two-step, and he can teach you too! So join us as we recap and review episode six of the goings-on and shenanigans in a town full of racists and monsters, and don't forget your mommy's littler helper. Wanna watch us instead? Subscribe to our YouTube channel for extra content. Subscribe here ! Please subscribe, rate, and review this podcast (wherever...

Join us in our time machine as we travel back to 1983 America, where things are not like they are in America today, but also kind of the same! In this time machine, your in flight movie will be Trading Places, and it stars Jamie Lee Curtis as the main character (and you can't convince us otherwise), Dan Aykroyd as a rich loser, and Eddie Murphy as Eddie Murphy portraying a character that's Eddie M...

Hey! We're back back back again with another episode of us recapping and reviewing another episode of Welcome to Derry, and that's all we're writing here! Wanna watch us instead? Subscribe to our YouTube channel for extra content. Subscribe here ! Please subscribe, rate, and review this podcast (wherever you get your podcasts) to help more people discover our community. Have a movie you think we s...

Hey guys. It's us again, and this week we're throwing a party so boring that even boring declined to RSVP. We're glad you could make it, though, and if you're feeling a bit peckish, there's a table full of dried rat legs right over there in the corner. For entertainment, we are providing you with our incredibly insightful insights on the new Amazon movie, After the Hunt. It stars Ayo Edebiri as RI...

Who us? Just trading Pokémon cards in the sewer. But enough about that. This week on our TV, we watched an episode of Welcome to Derry - the fourth episode, to be exact - and now we have some thoughts to share. Join us? Wanna watch us instead? Subscribe to our YouTube channel for extra content. Subscribe here ! Please subscribe, rate, and review this podcast (wherever you get your podcasts) to hel...

Oh hi! We bet you're just in pieces over a brand new episode from us. Speaking of pieces, this week talk about the Netflix's new Mia Goth movie, Frankenstein. This movie as we said, stars Mia Goth as fashion, style, glamour, angel, Mia Goth as Jacob Elordi, Mia Goth as Oscar Isaac, and you guessed it, Christoph Waltz played by none other than Mia Goth. Wanna watch us instead? Subscribe to our YouT...

Get on your clown makeup and dancing shoes, because this week we discuss the third episode of Welcome to Derry! There will be spoilers, so if you haven't watched it yet, come back after you have so you can hear what we think of IT! Wanna watch us instead? Subscribe to our YouTube channel for extra content. Subscribe here ! Please subscribe, rate, and review this podcast (wherever you get your podc...

What?! Two episodes of Screen Queens in one week? You're welcome. Now that that's over, let's go ahead and get into it. In this episode, we talk about the first two episodes of HBO's It prequel, Welcome to Derry! We don't review television that often, but if you're into it, we can be too, so let us know how you'd like us to proceed. Wanna watch us instead? Subscribe to our YouTube channel for extr...