SCP Archives

SCP-8272 is to be kept in a standard storage locker within Site-898's Containment Wing. Upon request, it may be utilized by Site-898 staff for field usage, where applicable. Content Warnings: Frank discussions of disability, mentions of cave collapse Transcript Patrons - May 8 - 14 Fynn, Jacques, Eleemosynary Fiend, Lenny, Nick Watson, Logan Guillory, and Jake Towery! Cast & Crew  SCP Archives was...

  SCP 4004 is a device constructed by the American Secure Containment Initiative— a Foundation precursor— to serve the interests of the United States of America.   Content Warnings: Body horror, Discussions of war, genocide, imperialism, etc. Transcript   Patrons April 30- May 7. Tristan Gates, Sneed Cuck, Nick Watson, Carlos Zamora, Ben Richins, Captain Kaczynski. Cast & Crew  SCP Archives was cr...

  SCP 8081 is an anomalous effect of unknown origin in the town of Coatesville, Georgia. Content Warnings: Time Loops   Transcript   Patrons April 26-28 Chiara, Ethan, Aiden949Gaming, Amanda Johansen.   Cast & Crew  SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah. SCP-8081 was written by ClaudeHinton Script by Kevin Whitlock Narrator - Nate Dufort Abigail Daniels - Shelby Novak Researcher Lawley -...

SCP-3456 is currently uncontained. All attempts to contain or neutralize it have failed. Research into methods for containment is ongoing. Personnel who observe the entity are to be treated with Class G amnestics, and must be treated at facilities with at least one freshwater stream, river, or lake within 1 kilometer of the site.   CW’s: War, natural disasters, supernatural, body horror Patrons  A...

   SCP 7002's "wish" must not be granted. Content Warnings: End of the world, Environmental collapse, Mass starvation, Mind control Transcript Patrons April 16-18 Skye Gunter, Sarah McKinney, Hyperion, Tatum, Sami Kader. Cast & Crew  SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz SCP-7002  was written by bigslothonmyface Script by Kevin Whitlock   Narrator - Jon Grilz Computer -  Rissa...

SCP 2467 is a large ocean vessel approximately 300 meters in length and 45 meters in width. The ship bears the nameplate "Toluca",The prefix "DV" was added later in red spray paint. Content Warnings: Gun violence, Mild language, Descriptions of blood and gore, Abductions, thalassophobia Transcript Patrons  April 12-15 Breanna Bryce, Local Dumbass, Paul Theys, John Doe, Riverlynn Clemintir, Cale Bu...

SCP-8987 is a series of alleged anomalous occurrences and phenomena within the Red Brook Mine, located in Dutch Mountain, Pennsylvania.   Content Warnings:  Blood, labor rights violations, doppelgangers, earthquakes, loud noises-explosions, claustrophobia, supernatural. Transcript Patrons April 7-11 Juan Carabez, Brickbox24, Jonathon Symonds, Somethinfierce, Eric Chavez Cast & Crew SCP Archives wa...

  I’ve always been nervous about driving at night. Content Warnings: Vehicle accidents. Time loops. Transcript   Patrons  April 1-6 Solomon Marshall, Ugel, Златина Гарабедян, Jennifer Klahn, and Dave.    Cast & Crew  SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz SCP-T4391: A Lonely Drive was written by Daisy McNamara. Narrator - Jon Grilz Buddy - Stephen Indrisano D-0522 - Daisy McNam...

"Listen up, team. Time is short, but the plan is simple. The target is supposed to be somewhere in this park. A large, orange slime. Burtkurt's research tells us it should be relatively friendly, which definitely works in our favor." Transcript   Patrons Mar 22-31 Dotty Bubbles, Paul Peterson, devils_prodigy12, Michael Omiecinski , Murphy Eckhoff, Smoke FX, DracodeMortem, Bitter Hippo, and Rana'e...

"Am I correct in understanding that Fren here is about to not only make a spaghetti sauce out of SCP-504, but feed it to other employees of the Foundation?" Transcript: Patrons SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz "Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera Mar 15-21 Alex R, Xinomecha, Liam Spalding, the milk man, and Raven A Cast & Crew...

"Attention Foundation employees. Special announcement incoming. Attention Foundation employees. Special announcement incoming!" Transcript: Patrons Mar 8-14 Ansem Williams, melanie, Michael, JaeJae, Oliver Belanger, Vicktor Eklund, Tysharn Thomas, Marin, Christian Cobb, and Jacklyn Coles Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz "Situationally Comedic Persons" was writ...

"SCP-6438 is an Advanced Interrogation Technique and must be used sparingly per the Ethics Committee Interrogation Policy. All Foundation members with at least Level 3 Clearance must adopt SCP-6438 via Mandatory Memetic Inoculation."   Transcript: SCP Sitcom - Episode 9-1 Patrons Mar 1 - 7 USSMinnesota, Tanner Jansen, Omnom, Dip Shidiot, MoreaVT, Daniel Perkins, Angel Van Reeth, and ezra Cast & Cr...

“He's been acting weird, and...I think he likes me.” Content Warnings: Intoxication. Transcript Patrons  Patrons Feb 23-28 Winston Ludwig, Laurie Anne, Goku Black, Zach Martin, Loukas, and Sovietcii   Cast & Crew  SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz Script by Hannah Schooner and Giancarlo Herrera Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills Janice - Kayl...

"Goodbye, employee of the month Cliff Rogers... Hello , employees of the months Burt and Kurt!" Transcript   Patrons Feb 6-22 Fire Gator, Cortana Senju, RedRedRosie, Aaron Jones, Baked Beans Garage, Mykey Watson, and Cyrek McIlhatten   Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz "Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera   Kurt & B...

"Can't we just try another weekend bowl?" Transcript Patrons Feb 8 - 15 Kyle Norris, Henry Linehan, Ky St.martin, bell, Luis Chilcutt, 4Matt7, MTF Operative Corvus, CacophonousCockroach, Ridley Bosshart, Kyle Tomaszweski, DW, and AN. Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz "Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera Kurt & Burt...

"January 9th, 2026 12:46 pm. Multiple co-workers reported having the same dream as I did... A sort of... Speedo man... Just... Laying there... Menacingly... Breathing on you..." Transcript Patrons Feb 1 - 7 threejeffs., Hon1nbo, cody hicks, Wormdrake, nomad0070, Mothman, Zachary Jusino, Cory Stacy, Seth, Kree Accola, Creation_Lord, and Adealynn Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Ob...

"Burt and Kurt underwent the requisite training and security clearance and quickly became one of this site's greatest investments. Eventually, the Director cut down the entire Record and Information Management Specialists department down to just Burt and Kurt." Transcript Patrons Jan 22 - Jan 31 Rodney Brooks, LeafedFox, meli, MiniZuvy, Cat Holtz, XDWolfie, Non thapat, xGoblin, Stephanie Storm, La...

"This is not how this was supposed to go! Step one: go to college, check. Step two: graduate top of my class, check. Step three: go back to college and get my PHD, CHECK. Step four: get a high paying job in my field... NO CHECK!" Transcript Patrons Jan 15 - Jan 21 Glass, Richard Petty, Ashley Laabs, luki wojciech, Delta, Hazel, Paul Schwarz, Alicia Wilder, Robert Hayes, Nagata Tonikoza, Luke, Miky...

"Fren M. 62 year old Sanitation worker that's been with the Foundation for over 30 years. Bit of an unusual case. Previously employed by a community college on a night shift, the Foundation hired them on the spot after cleaning up a containment gone wrong. Having found the gruesome remnants on school grounds, they simply got to work without question. They didn't leave a single stain." Transcript P...

"Hello! My name is Rodney and today I've got my famous Weekend Bowl for your tasting pleasure." Transcript Patrons Jan 1 - Jan 7 Max Ziel, Niffer, Spooki, Nova, Braden Lewis, Jeremy McGeown, Skye_404, Alec, Kristopher Burgess, Soren Watson, RedneckGamer, Wicked Kilo, Jaiden, Punkie Boozer, TJReds, and Julia! Cast & Crew "Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Her...

Listen to "Something's Amiss at Juniper's House" wherever you listen to podcasts! Spotify : https://open.spotify.com/show/3UBIVpBtlUt9yqsmothYWk?si=a42de3d3a30d4fc3 Apple Podcasts : https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/somethings-amiss-at-junipers-house/id1875054474 Amazon Music : https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/8b1f775c-7b8d-4829-ad6f-fe0da376b98b/something's-amiss-at-juniper's-house   Finley'...

SCP 073 is a heavily-tanned male of Middle Eastern descent. Subject appears to be in his early thirties. He is 185 centimeters tall and weighs 75 kilograms. He has black hair and blue eyes. The arms, legs, spinal cord, and shoulder blades of the subject have been replaced with advanced beryllium bronze prosthetics of an unknown design.   Content Warnings: Desecration of a human body, Discussions a...

  SCP 076 consists of two components: a stone cube designated SCP 076-1, and the humanoid entity contained within– designated SCP 076-2.   Content Warnings: Forced imprisonment,  Gun violence, Gore and dismemberment Requested by Loggerhead on Discord. Transcript Patrons  Pt 1  - Dec 16-21 M'ris Berlin, Ninja, /ˈɡɑɹˌfiɫd/ (good luck with that one), Chandler Roy, David Hochhausen, Thomas Hacker, Hun...

Introducing [REDACTED]; from Athan ( The Grotto ) and Jamie Petronis ( The Cellar Letters ) Following the death of his twin, failing actor Jacob Kane assumes his late-brother’s life in hopes of a fresh start. Instead of finding stability, Jacob finds himself working within The [REDACTED] Unit, a covert agency tasked with containing impossible creatures and phenomena. As he becomes entangled with p...

  This file is under revision. Recordings have been submitted by Junior Researcher Lyndhoff for review. Playing File: 6504-DRAFT-2.The following recording takes place in the home of Junior ResearcherLyndoff on an unknown date. Content Warnings: Misphonia, Mental illness, Body horror, Prolonged and persistent descriptions of physical trauma, Suicidal ideation, Suicide attempt, Foul language. Reques...