Schmear Campaign

The guys finally have a great bagel after a significant drought. Shout out to Brew and Brew. Sam tries a tasty bagel in Salt Lake City. Is Airbnb soap just cum? Jose gets ROCKED.

The guys get #bagelblocked a second time in a row. Jake gets fired up. They can't escape wholesale Rockstar bagels. Sam finds a tasty cream cheese, but yearns for Philadelphia. 

Oh hey mom. Happy Mother's day. The guys don't mention mother's day at all in this episode. They finally get #bagelblocked by a sold out place. Is there a bagel distribution conspiracy afoot in Austin? Probably not.

Another dead ass episode for y'all. The guys have a boho time at Bouldin Creek. Did we find another two thumbs up spot? Unhinge your jaw, take a bite, and swallow the schmear as the campaign rages ever onward. 

The guys are up early. Bond wipes standing up. Fat upper bagel areas. If it ain't got a hole… well you'll just have to listen to find out.

We hit 69 followers on instagram. The guys try out a new segment. Is this the best bagel in Austin?

The guys outsource their podcast work to an AI. They continue their capitalist weekend with another chain and are surprised by their experiences. Sam uncovers a deep Nazi bagel conspiracy in the new-ish segment "The Hole."

The guys start their capitalist weekend with Einstein Bros. Sam shares a Barcelona bagel experience. Are bagel bites a fad or innovation? Oh and the power goes out. The Man must be trying to shut the campaign down.

The guys go vegan this week. They reflect on the guest episode. Sam almost ralphs. They talk about using a new scale for rating bagels. Have you been eating hair?

Our best friend and podcast artist Jose shares an intimate part of his Venezuelan upbringing with us and teaches us some dang history. Are arepas better than bagels? No. Are they the Venezuelan version of bagels? Maybe. Also Jose schmears us hard.

The guys eat the worst bagel in Austin. Boiling is essential. Savory cinnamon rolls?! Are you being secretly converted to Judaism through bagels? 

The guys finally schmear Nervous Charlie's. Sam goes off on their website. Bagels are our love language. Keep that pH in check y'all. 

The guys find the best bagel they've had on the campaign. They attempt to kill death by bagel. Jake brings some tough questions with his new segment.

Jake and Sam spread love through negativity. Sam needs to work on his social media presence. Rosen's rocks the vibe, but ruins the schmear. The guys find the best smelling bagel in Austin.

Jake and Sam celebrate a month of schmearing. They destroy Wholy Bagel. Has Death By Bagel gone too far?

Jake might find his perfect bagel. Sam flip flops like a trout. Is a cinnamon raisin bagel even a bagel? Would you rather freeze to death in a bagel freezer or burn to death in a bagel oven? The campaign rages on.

The guys critique their first bagel place. Sam almost sleeps through the pod. Jake schmears Wham Bam. Happy Sunday!

Sam and Jake plan their bagel quest before starting the Austin Schmear Campaign. They introduce themselves, talk about how they want the show to go, and decide whether or not they're even qualified to do a show about bagels in the first place.