Scattered Afterthoughts

Geronimo sits upon a Texan ivory tower far up above the laws of his countrymen. Talk of things that would have been current a month ago. There’s a low whirring at some point that just kinda happens for a while. It’s like the third season of Twin Peaks.

Three people awaken from their two year cryo sleep so that one may experience resurfaced memories of the strongest gamer bro in the multiverse while the other two resume discussing One Piece. Music by Joshua.

Corbin’s talent as a programmer is under appreciated. Joshua is light-headed. Geronimo loses his shit for some reason over talking about which Sonic characters he finds “hot” after recounting childhood trauma. Mu

WARNING: Elden Ring bashing and like 30 straight minutes of Batman talk. Josh caught the suds and Corbin does an Elden Ring postmortem where we nitpick it to hell. After, Geronimo tastes the stars and it kinda tastes like cherry and we spend entirely too long talking about new and old Batman films. Music by Joshua.

oh god fuck we recorded this before the actual stuff with Ukraine started happening please don’t get mad we aren’t like the dumb shits on Twitter trying to make light of everything uhhgh fuck shit

wouldn’t it be fucked up if Geronimo went out and had a little day out on the town wouldn’t it be fucked up if we had better relationships with our dads wouldn’t it be fucked up if copyright laws didn’t hurt people wouldn’t it be fucked up if ya girl neglected you for her books gumby

It’s the fiftieth episode spectacular, two out of three people just fucking shill some fast food chains because the the other person is in the bathroom, a weird motif of conversations about bodily waste, I killed my mother on April 13, 2002, and I got away with it. They took pity on me because I was just a child, but I knew what I was doing. I work at a post office now and have a dog that hates me...

Hey, scatterheads, we’ve got a real pickle here. Corbin hasn’t stopped playing Dark Souls 3 since the last episode, and he’s on his fifth playthrough. He stopped coming into work, and rent’s coming up at the end of the month. Any little bit helps, and we know he needs it! $CorbinEdwards Music by Joshua. Also don’t actually give us money – Geronimo

Corbin goes to a big dance performance during year two of a pandemic during a new mutation like a fucking idiot, but gets to learn about a Chinese cult. NFT’s are a cancer. Troy Baker is a shill. We played Guilty Gear together after this

Corbin really hates some guy from Better Call Saul, Joshua really likes Metroid Dread, nobody else has seen the new spiderman, and Geronimo continues to like Taylor Swift. It’s a Scattered Afterthoughts Christmas. Music by Kevin MacLeod (I didn’t have time to find another Christmas song – Geronimo)

It’s almost Christmas time. A Marvel movie is in theaters, people are delivering food on bicycles in the freezing cold, families all around the globe are watching Eight Crazy Nights, as is tradition. Wouldn’t it be cool if there was a show about like people working at an office or something? I think I’d call it like ‘cubicles’ yknow. Music by Corbin and Kevin MacLeod...

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Geronimo demands that everyone list off everything that they have ran over with their car, but is distracted by talk of Beastars. Also, everyone talked about the fucking Capitol raid, because this was recorded a few days after that happened. Happy New Year. Jesus Christ Music by Joshua.

What if you were a little molten man, a melty boy, and it made you sleep but then your aunt got you too much kitchenware and that made you mad? damn

Geronimo’s secret game developer and corrupt workplace lineage becomes unveiled as a result of Joshua’s constant poking around. It’s the episode where they all talk about Christmas. They talk about Christmas. It’s Christmas. Corbin’s phone is old or something, he bitches about it, fuck you, Corbin. Music by Joshua.

Haunted by ghosts of religious school sermons past, just about nothing has changed. There is little good news, besides Joshua getting a house. Corbin got a nice keyboard, so he can keep making his little songs. We get political. We’re a political show now. We talked about a political thing. We’re adults. We’re serious now. Also, late as usual, given that we’re talking about...

Corbin learns what a “live-action Mulan” is and holds back tears while explaining his perception of Pewdiepie’s fan base. Geronimo tries to rationalize his way through the situation while Joshua obsessively explains the problems behind Yandere Simulator. Music by Joshua. Check out Corbin and Joshua’s band here! https://sinandpunishment.bandcamp.com/releases

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Corbin and Geronimo’s lackluster mourning is interrupted by the arrival of a strange visitor. Everything is still burning.

Despite the recent declassification of information regarding UFO’s and the like, Corbin and Geronimo remain blissfully unaware of the menace known as Krevin (a space ape)- Corbin is too preoccupied with reverting his body back to its former state of unhindered purity to be concerned. Joshua was found dead of gunshot wounds in his car on the night of May 5, 2020. Music by Joshua.

Oh, god, we’re not dead. Geronimo has lost his life, because he gives himself to Persona 5, but he’s not technically dead. Corbin is pleasant and consistently creative in times of stress and decay. He has a cute laugh. Joshua has gone through a whole-ass story arc and has a scar and eye-patch now, with longer hair to match. Breathe. Music by Joshua.

Joshua, Geronimo, and Corbin get real thankful and discuss and make fun of people online with much larger followings than them. Corbin defeats his cycle of isolation. A mouse wheel is broken. Music by Joshua . . . and Corbin.

Corbin suffers from nightmares of social cancellation. Sonic the Hedgehog hates the police. Sonic the Hedgehog hates the police. Sonic the Hedgehog hates the police. Sonic the Hedgehog hates the police. Sonic the Hedgehog hates the police. Sonic th Music by Joshua.

On a spooky edition of Scattered Afterthoughts, Corbin, Geronimo, and Joshua curate the worst creepypasta in the world. All’s well until Squidward commits suicide . . . again, Mario gets haunted, and placentas rupture. It’s the Scattered Afterthoughts Halloween spooktacular. Music by Joshua

Geronimo resigns himself to his anime game corner to avoid the bad energy emanating from Joshua’s many ongoing personal crises, all of which he copes with through his remarkable JUICE WRLD impression. Wanting to get in on the rap game as well, Corbin gets his ear pierced, being contacted soon after by his heroes in BROCKHAMPTON. Music by Joshua.