Scared All The Time

With a newborn baby keeping Chris from getting a slick new episode finished, we’ve decided to share one of our premium monthly live shows with the public for the very first time. And not just any episode. The VERY FIRST episode! Back when we were young and dumb and a technical abomination. It was a real learning experience, and only got better from there. Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo....

This week, the boys turn to religious texts, doctors, and the people who claim to have been sent to Hell (and lived to tell the tale!) to get a better idea of just how many hells they might have waiting for them. Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love:00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:28 - Baby Felix Update 00:09:56 - Producer Roll Call 00:11:58 - We’re Talk...

This week, the boys begin a new series exploring bad trips - starting with what can happen when an LSD experience goes wrong. From the tale of the first psychonauts to wildest acid trip reports on the internet - get ready to get scrambled! Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love:00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:19 - Housekeeping 00:02:43 - We’re Talking Bad...

This week, the boys ascend to horrifying heights and plunge to life-ending lows as they learn all about how elevators can crush, maim, and kill. Plus - find out if you can REALLY survive an elevator crash by jumping at the last second. Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love:00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:32 - Housekeeping 00:03:32 - We’re Talking Elevator...

This week, the boys trust no one in their exploration of gang stalking, a phenomenon experienced by thousands of innocent victims. Who is behind it? What do they want? And what happens if they decide to stalk you next? Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love:00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:37 - Housekeeping 00:07:45 - We’re Talking Gang Stalking 00:15:57 -...

Still affected by the fires, the boys have put together a very special episode to hold you over. AMA-Palooza is a collection of answers to the fans' most pressing questions about monsters, movies, frogs, and the rest of life's little miracles. NOTE: This collects AMA's 1-3 from SATT Premium. Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love:00:00:00 - Intro0...

We weren't supposed to have an episode this week, but with everyone reaching out to check in on us, we wanted to get on mic to let you know that we're currently safe, and with Chris still under evacuation orders, we thought we'd also give you a short peek into what evacuating from a fire is like. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/scared-all-the-time--7084296/supp...

This week, the boys take a drive over the scariest bridges in the world: failing ones. Which it turns out is actually lots of them. How bad is the situation? And what happens when these architectural marvels finally break down? Plus: how to survive a bridge collapse! Sort of. Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love: 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:13 - Hous...

The Hose Boys kick off Season Five by dialing the clocks back almost a quarter century to the night of Dec. 31st, 1999. Y2K was on everyone's lips. Society was going to collapse at the stroke of midnight. How did we manage to survive? And how long until the next digital disaster? Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love:00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:07 - H...

Chris and Ed say "RIP God Bless" to Season Four with a super-sized return to the Fear of The Unknown series. From bridge beasts to frog men, the boys examine some unusual cryptids that rarely make headlines. Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love:00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:30 - Housekeeping 00:07:35 - We’re Talking Cryptids 00:17:49 - Matrix Aside 00:...

This week, the boys swing by the bodega to buy a ticket to financial freedom -- only to find out that winning the lottery can put them straight into an early grave. Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love:00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:18 - Housekeeping 00:05:30 - We’re Talking Winning The Lottery 00:20:15 - Popularity of The Lottery 00:24:57 - History of...

Chris and Ed hang on tight to explore the fear of earthquakes that looms over their daily lives in Southern California. And not just any earthquake. The Big One. What will it be like when it hits? Will Los Angeles survive? Will your hosts? Only one way to find out! Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love:00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:13 - Housekeeping 00:...

Chris and Ed open the inbox one last time to close out the week of too many treats. Thanks for joining us on this 5 episodes in 5 days run to celebrate our anniversary. We'll probably start answering e-mails more quickly now!  Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/scared-all-the-time--7084296/support . Get the latest episodes of our bonus show NEW FEAR UNLOCKED -- an...

The week of too many treats continues with ALL HAT MAN ALL THE TIME (plus one little bonus story in there).  So join us as we go through a bunch of listener-submitted stories chronicling their potential run-ins with the man himself. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/scared-all-the-time--7084296/support . Get the latest episodes of our bonus show NEW FEAR UNLOCKED...

If you listen to the show, then you know we’re the pits when it comes to e-mail. It’s part that we’re bad about checking, and part that we get overwhelmed when we do. So we thought it would be fun (aka: a long grueling chore) to spend our anniversary trying to make up for year of un-replied to e-mails — RIGHT IN FRONT OF EVERYONE.  Let’s open the inbox and hit send on the first of 3 listener-engag...

This week, Chris and Ed bust out their carving knives and dig deep into the guts of one of the most famous holiday icons in the world: the grim, grinning jack o' lantern. Why faces? Why pumpkins? And who the hell is "Jack," anyway? Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love:00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:15 - Housekeeping 00:10:41 - We’re Talking Jack O’Lante...

Chris and Ed get up to trouble when looking for episode ideas in the Midnight Library in this Astonishing Legends Network crossover. Will they be successful at finding any? Or at acting? Find out in the Scared All The Time version of the Midnight Library crossover. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/scared-all-the-time--7084296/support . Get the latest episodes of...

Inspired by horrifying Halloween rumors of Satanic sacrifice on All Hallow's Eve, the boys take a look back at human sacrifice throughout the centuries. Who practiced it? Why? And what benefits did it really offer society? The answers might shock you. Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love:00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:26 - Housekeeping 00:03:10 - We’re...

Chris and Ed take a haunted trip around the world to explore the history of the child-eating monster known as the boogeyman. From Michael Myers to pirates to sack-men to an ancient serial killer with the wealth of a billionaire and a body count for the history books, Chris and Ed leave no stone unturned and no closet un-opened in this one. Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "cha...

This week, the boys are joined by Ally Malinenko , author of the upcoming middle grade horror book Broken Dolls, to talk about the scariest toy ever created: Dolls! From the uncanny valley, to Victorian doll funerals and the Reborn doll craze, they’ll sift through the toy box to discover what makes dolls so scary. Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO...

The boys go sicko mode and come down with a case of necrotizing fasciitis...better known as flesh-eating bacteria. They cover the symptoms, the consequences, and what it takes to survive one of the deadliest diseases known to man. Plus: sepsis survivor stories! Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love:00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:27 - Housekeeping 00:06:4...

Chris and Ed gaze deeply into the myths, legends, and scary games surrounding mirrors and are horrified at what gazes back. Bloody Mary, John Dee, Lady Spades and more are all waiting for you on the other side of the glass. If you've ever wanted to summon the demonic mirror version of yourself, this is the episode for you! Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find wh...

Ed and Chris explore the causes and consequences of one of nature's cruelest traps: the sinkhole. Equal parts science and tragedy, these natural disasters can appear out of nowhere and wreak havoc. They can also create incredible new worlds in some of the most isolated environments on Earth. Also featuring a musical dispatch from the hills of North Carolina! Don't love every word we say? Ok, weird...

In the Season Four premiere, the boys have a paranoid, existential crisis as they prepare to meet their maker in one of the scariest ways possible - instantaneously. Plus: Quantum Immortality. Does it live up to its reputation as one of the most dangerous theories in the world? Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love:00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:38 - Roa...

The boys close out Season Three with the first installment of "Scared All The Time: Fear of The Unknown." Using his second grade research as a guide, Chris takes Ed back to the first sighting of Nessie, examines the highs and lows of Loch Ness Monster photography, and illustrates how eyewitness sightings can change drastically over time. Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapt...