Scared All The Time

As the guys take a week to prep for a new year of shows, we opened the vault to bring you a VIDEO EPISODE of their bi-weekly Patreon show NEW FEAR UNLOCKED to hold you over. In this one, Chris and Ed went looking under the bed for any monsters that might be hiding there. Originally published on Patreon: 09.18.25And if you like this stuff, please consider joining SATT PREMIUM where you can hear New...

Inspired by the New Year’s Eve Twilight Zone marathons of their youth, Chris and Ed reached out to some of the best collaborators and podcasters in the biz to ask them to choose their favorite episodes for a very special year-end marathon! Featuring brand new episode introductions by: Sarah Potter (Haunted Hotels) Shrug Buds (Gang Stalking) Let's Get Haunted (CERN Portals) Cryptid Cocktail Party -...

Chris and Ed close out the year with a look back at the tradition of Christmas ghost stories - where they came from, why they stuck around, and what A Christmas Carol has to do with any of them. Plus: ghoulish Victorian Christmas cards AND Chris... sings?!Also... the best housekeeping to date?!Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love:00:00:00 - Intr...

Chris and Ed are inspired by the winter storms of their youth and take a polar plunge into the science and history of blizzards. Snow shovels in hand, they dig out blizzards of the frozen past and you'll hear the unbelievable story of the deadliest blizzard in history. That happened in a desert. Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love:JK, chapters...

This week, the boys get as close to STRANGER THINGS and the Upside Down as they can, diving headfirst into the science and lore of what kind of experiments happen at CERN. Do these mad scientists hold the key to opening a portal to another dimension? Have human sacrifices really happened there? And what's up with the God Particle? The truth might just be stranger than fiction. Don't love every wor...

This week, the guys are joined by the hosts of BELIEVING THE BIZARRE to celebrate the upcoming release of the final season of STRANGER THINGS with a look at one of the most horrific secret government experiments of all time: MK ULTRA.Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love:00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:31 - Housekeeping 00:05:40 - We’re Talking MK Ultra a...

Chris and Ed are joined by witch (and friend of the show!) Sarah Potter to discuss the history of curses from ancient contracts to mummies’ tombs. Plus: the world's first curse placed on a comedian. Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love:00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:43 - Housekeeping 00:07:28 - Meet Sarah Potter 00:25:57 - Defining a Curse 00:29:11 - Th...

Hey, Scaredy Cats! This year, Kaydra from "Perplexity: A Mystery Podcast" invited us, and a bunch of other podcast pals, to participate in a spook-tastic Halloween bonus collab to celebrate her 150th episode! In it, you'll hear all of us reading some truly spooky stories from around the internet. Chris is the “good reader” in our chemical tent studio, so he takes the reins on this — but Ed was the...

This week, the guys are joined by Executive Producer and 2nd Unit Director of BLACK PHONE 2, Maggie Levin, to discuss the spiritual side of telecommunications. From Thomas Edison's attempts to make contact with the afterlife to true scary stories of people who claim to have been called by the dead, you'll never want this episode to hang up. Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "ch...

The guys kick off Halloween season with a look at some of the most haunted hotels in the world. From the fictional halls of the Overlook to the very real, often literally blood soaked halls of LA's Cecil Hotel - these storied haunts tap into the universal fear that the most dangerous place of all might just be your room for the night. Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters...

With spooky season just around the corner, Chris and Ed have locked themselves away for all of September to write and produce another stack of awesome SATT episodes and specials for October, BUUUUT they're not gonna leave you hanging! You'll still be able to get that SATT fix with new episodes of New Fear Unlocked EVERY WEEK in September. And for anyone who hasn't heard the sillier side of SATT ye...

On this episode, student and podcaster Amber from "It's Murder, Y'all" gets on the mic with the guys to talk about the twisted history of education, tackling everything from terrifying textbooks, to gas explosions, to haunted homerooms. Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love:00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:01 - Big Announcement and 5-Star Review Corner 00:...

This week, Kaydra from "Perplexity: A Mystery Podcast" gets off the bus to discover Chris and Ed trapped in the middle of a summer camp nightmare. From natural disasters, to mysterious disappearances, to cold-blooded murder, they learn camp is anything but a safe way to spend your summer. And do us a favor - help those who are hurting. If you can, donate to help rebuild after the Camp Mystic flood...

This week, Aly and Nat from Let's Get Haunted make their triumphant return to the pod to discuss real life road trip disasters, disappearances, deaths, and more! Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love:00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:41 - Housekeeping 00:04:17 - Let’s Get Haunted Get Silly Fast 00:08:59 - Summer Check-In 00:12:15 - The Era of Roadtrip Horro...

This week, the Summer of Fear finds the boys in the front seat of the world's worst rollercoaster accidents. From coasters too dangerous for human amusement to thrills that are safe until they aren't - like very, very aren't - you'll never want this ride to end. Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love:00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:31 - Housekeeping and Pr...

The Summer of Fear continues with an explosive look at fireworks. Part bomb, part party, fireworks have been making people ooh, aah, and scream since the second century BC...which means they've been killing people almost as long. From fireworks' royal history to the biggest body counts and the largest fireworks accidents on record - this episode's a blast! Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo....

The boys are joined by Sarge and Dave from Cryptid Cocktail Party to take a deep dive into the history of shark attacks, the most vicious on record, and the possibility that the Megalodon - one of the largest predators of all time - still lurks in our planet's waters. Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love:00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:57 - Housekeeping...

Ed and Chris kick off their SUMMER OF FEAR series with a terrifying trip through the microscopic world of brain eating amoeba. Go behind the headlines to learn what exactly these things can do to your brain, how common they are, and what you can do to keep yourself safe. (Hint: stay out of the water.)Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love:00:00:00...

Chris and Ed lose their minds on a meth bender through time and space. From the origins of the drug in the reeds of a 125 million year old plant, to its powerful effects on the body and mind, to a tale of a trip so wild it borders on the supernatural, this episode just might keep you up for days. Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love:00:00:00 - I...

DISCLAIMER: THIS BONUS EPISODE IS FILLED WITH SPOILERS FOR THE FILM, “SINNERS,” SO DO NOT LISTEN TO IT BEFORE SEEING THE FILM. With everyone talking about Sinners these days, it felt weird that it doesn't come up in our Vampires episode, so Ed assembled a crack team of previous SATT guests to have a candid, barely fang-deep chat about the smash hit vampire film… and with Chris unavailable... may G...

Chris and Ed team up with writer/director Jackson Stewart for a stake-deep dive into the heart of vampires. From ancient monsters to modern cinema, this episode drags it all from the shadows and into the light.  Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love:00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:09 - Housekeeping 00:03:50 - Meet Jackson Stewart 00:04:51 - We’re talking...

This week, the boys book tickets on the USS SCARED and take a doomed vacation through the world of cruises. All aboard for stops at the Titanic, COVID vessels, and the haunted Queen Mary! Warning: No refunds. All fares final. Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love:00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:27 - Housekeeping 00:04:19 - Five Star Reviews 00:08:17 - Fin...

This week, the boys get meta - talking about sleep deprivation while experiencing sleep deprivation. It's a mind melting, sense scrambling journey through a kind of hell that only exists in nightmares. If you can get to sleep at all...Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love:00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:42 - Housekeeping with Producer Roll Call 00:05:23 -...

ATTENTION: THIS EPISODE IS NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART. THE STORIES ARE VERY GRAPHIC, AND THE COMMENTARY MIGHT INCLUDE MORE LEVITY THAN PERHAPS YOU'D FIND COMFORTABLE. This week, comedian Mike Recine joins the boys to discuss his greatest fear: chimp-assisted genital detachment syndrome. The trio tackle the dangerous combination of cuteness and aggression in chimpanzees, their evolutionary victorie...

Sparked by the recent wildfires that threatened Chris' home, America's favorite scaredy cats explore these powerful and destructive forces. This episode whips through the science of the Santa Ana winds to the flames of the most destructive wildfires in history. Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love:00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:26 - Housekeeping 00:06:2...