Satisfying Static

Welcome to today’s stimulating episode…no, it’s not another episode of Spicy Static. But the random word generator did take Kristine and Maggie down a path of Playboy, stalkers, and Kristine thinking about auditioning for the Circle. Also in today’s episode: Maggie got robbed! And Kristine has not yet lost her mind digitizing 1000s of old photos.    Make sure to follow our socials (@Kristinekapow...

After a holiday hiatus, our hosts are back with more random word-generator insanity!   Okay so maybe not insanity but definitely some entertaining content! With Kristine being sick back to back and Maggie trapped in travel hell, they were happy to get back into it. Make sure to follow our socials (@Kristinekapow and @riotofwords) to stay up to date on all things Satisfying Static!   Intro/outro mu...

Hello, hello! We’re back again with another jam-packed episode of Satisfying Static! This week we get an update on Kristine’s jujitsu’s progress, Maggie’s job hunt, and their holiday madness.   Then jump right into a fun conversation about ducks, the devil, artists, and Kristine trying to feed rocks.   We can’t wait to hear what you think!   Thank you for listening. If you want to get in touch wit...

Oh em gee, did Kristine and Maggie craft ;) a great episode for you this week! The random word generator took them on a journey through Home Depot straight into the Oregon Trail. Has anyone ever won that game?   This week they also dive into Kristine time traveling, Maggie’s feelings on artisans, and we learn what non remittal means!   If you love ease dropping on people’s conversations, this is t...

’Tis the season! For holiday cheer, stress, and decor! Is this episode about the holidays? No! But Kristine and Maggie give an update on their Christmas trees before jumping into a sweeping spiral of conversation.   This week we learned about chimney sweeps, the Scream movie franchise (with a touch of Saw), 19th-century London (sort of), treadmills, and the various ways to say cooperate. It was a...

It’s another day and another fine episode of Satisfying Static! Kristine and Maggie learned a new word today. They also discussed heroes, champions and how to be limitless.   All of which had nothing to do with the original word, which was meadow.   How did we get here? Find out in this week’s episode!   As always, we’re so so grateful for each and every one of you listening to the madness 🥰   Ma...

Another day, another thrilling episode of Satisfying Static! This week Kristine and Maggie actually kept to one word 😱   Listen in to hear about hangover cures, synonyms for yeet, Kristine’s new plans to escape the healthcare industry, and unfortunately not much else because this was a shortened episode (technical difficulties) :(   Make sure to follow our socials (@Kristinekapow and @riotofwords...

Did you miss us? Kristine and Maggie took a much-needed, but unplanned break last week to catch up on that crazy thing we call life.   Never fear though, they were back this week with the trusty random word generator which spit out not one, not two, but THREE words! Mostly because Kristine was hungry and couldn’t stop thinking about food.   But listen in to hear all the different ways things can b...

Hey all, we just wanted to take a second and thank everyone who’s been listening along and everyone who joins each week.   We never thought y’all would like listening to two girls talk about nothing but…we’re grateful!   So here’s another episode with our trusty random word generator (yes, Kristine does the sound effects). Where did it take them this time? You’ll have to listen to find out!   Make...

It’s out 30th episode! Can you believe it? Our hosts can’t.   This week we dusted off the trusty old random word generator for a journey that leads us down surf swells, homelessness, and of course, do housekeeping on Maggie and Kristine’s lives!   Thank you thank you thank you to each of you that has been following along each week! It means the world to us 🙏   Make sure to follow our socials (@Kr...

This week’s episode gets a little deep as the questions hit on family, trauma, and shame. Don’t worry though, it’s not a serious episode - like these two could go 5 minutes without cracking a joke.   Listen to find out Maggie’s most shameful walk of shame, why Kristine took a selfie inside a shark head, and what does (or does not) belong on a Bucket List.   As always, thanks for listening - we app...

It’s time for a change of pace! After lots of positive feedback from last week’s Spicy Static episode, Kristine and Maggie are sticking with the question cards!   This time they stayed out of the spicy section and they went through some *interesting* ones. Want to know who Kristine would be locked in a bathroom stall with? Which cartoon villain Maggie relates to most?   We have that and more for y...

BY REQUEST. Let us be clear, this special request episode was not our idea. But! The fans want what they want so here we are with an extra special episode called Spicy Static where Kristine and Maggie dive into some spicy question cards while enjoying adult beverages.   Where will the question cards lead them? Listen and find out!   As always, thanks for listening - we appreciate you!   Make sure...

House keeping: is Maggie getting a roommate? Meet Murray, not Maggie’s cat.  Which turns into a conversation about…you guessed it: cats! Cat haters, you can jump forward.   Then our trusty random word generator spit out…castle! Kristine does a great job of bringing things full circle each time, as usual. Maggie was distracted by pom poms because…obviously.   Listen to find out which castles they t...

*GAG WARNING* There is a point in this episode in which one of the hosts makes a gagging type noise, please skip this episode if you are sensitive to such sounds.   In today’s, interestingly twisted episode we dive into the depths of Kristine’s over analyzing brain for an encounter with a security guard, Maggie and Kristine both eating feet on the reg (Kristine likes hers with Parmesan), and Linge...

Did you miss us? After a little Labor Day break, we’re back and more random than ever!   Housekeeping: for anyone looking to take advantage of Student Loan Forgiveness, check the link in Kristine’s profile.   Listen in to learn about the oil islands in Long Beach, Kristine and Maggie go down memory lane for “I’m on a boat”, will Maggie get a roommate? Oh and Kristine tells us how she almost died....

In today’s extended episode, Kristine demonstrates her amazing ability to bring the conversation back around to the word of the day! How did she do it? Yeah…we’re going to make you listen to find out. Mostly because both Maggie and Kristine have ADHD so they honestly forgot. But! Today’s episode does feature some important info about student loan forgiveness! Head over to Kristine’s profile on Tik...

If you thought the last one was a little weird (but hilarious), we got another one for you! This week Kristine and Maggie fire up the random word generator AND Google because they had a few things to look up in this one… Learn synonyms for affinity, what Kristine eats for lunch every day, what it costs to plan a wedding, and, of course, how to toss a salad. Thanks for listening! Your support means...

Welcome to another whirlwind episode! This week there was actually only one word, so you know it had to be a good one 😉 Listen in for an update on Kristine’s puzzle adventures, Maggie’s recovery from COVID, how Kristine lived out her history geek fantasies, and the new career path that Maggie is considering. Make sure to follow our socials (@Kristinekapow and @riotofwords) to stay up to date on a...

Jump right in to find out why Kristine doesn’t like the word sword, what Maggie has against Ren Faire, and why neither of them like Crocs. As usual, this episode comes with some fun facts, some psychoanalyzing, dad jokes, and some entertaining anecdotes. Make sure to follow our socials (@Kristinekapow and @riotofwords) to stay up to date on all things Satisfying Static! Intro/outro music credit: @...

No, this isn’t a special episode of Satisfying Static. It’s just one with a bonus intro all about Kristine’s progress in puzzle making. Find out how much time it took to complete her first 500 piece practice puzzle! Then they jump into the random word generator to take us down a brain dump journey of fun facts, live google fact-checking, and a whole lot of laughing. Make sure to follow our socials...

Join Kristine and Maggie as we get an update on Kristine’s puzzle competition progress, find out which reality dating shows these two love watching, and the rotating school lunch menus these two endured. Or if you don’t care what they talk about and just need some easy-listening background noise, this is it! Make sure to follow our socials (@Kristinekapow and @riotofwords) to stay up to date on al...

In today’s rollercoaster of an episode, find out how not to talk to your girlfriend, what kind of women Maggie is into, why urban food deserts should not be a thing, modern day warfare, and what quitting sugar is like. It’s a jam-packed episode, so hang on!   Make sure to follow our socials (@Kristinekapow and @riotofwords) to stay up to date on all things Satisfying Static! Intro/outro music cred...

Welcome to another episode of chaotic fun! This week we get a (very) exciting update from Kristine’s puzzle adventures before they jumped into the random word generator!   Spoiler: it was a two word episode.   Listen into what makes an awesome puzzle, hustle culture, bad marketing, cigarillos, and bears climbing trees.   Make sure to follow our socials (@Kristinekapow and @riotofwords) to stay up...

It’s been a tough week in the U.S., and the random word generator didn’t do Kristine and Maggie any favors today. But! With enough RvW content circling the internet already, our hosts take us down a wild ride of puzzle-making, PEJ, and Kristine’s tendency to build something herself if she can’t find it in a 20-minute Google search.   Do you want to join the PAQ club? Find out what that is in today...