Satisfying Static

Hoping to see you all in the New Year.   Thank you all for your unwavering support, means more to both of us than you'll ever know.    Sincerely, Kristine and Maggie

OGs know that the original way to waste time I’m computer class was Oregon Trail. Did you ever make it out alive?   Join our hosts as they jump into old video games, the actual size of Plymouth Rock, Canada’s islands, exploring the oceans, and even more in this week’s turbulent episode.    Thanks for listening! 

And we’re back with another episode of nonsense and fun facts, but it’s why you love us, isn’t it?   This week the Random Word Generator gave our hosts a word they could work with but, of course, took them all over the place. Tune in for a conversation about hair oil, hair care, our nation’s greatest bird, and, of course, WW2.    Find out how they all connect or if they do at all in this week’s ep...

This week’s episode could have honestly gone a lot of ways but the way it went was a little unexpected.   We’ll blame it on the end of spooky season or the moon. Tune in for a conversation about reincarnation, ghosts, and honoring your ancestors on this week’s rollercoaster of a podcast.    Thanks for listening!   Make sure to follow our socials (@Kristinekapow and @riotofwords) to stay up to date...

Thanks for tuning into another episode! This week our hosts go through some light housekeeping before diving into the Random Word Generator. where did it take us?   Well, let’s just say that “cash” seemed to make our hosts think of literally anything but money. After a quick conversation on whether or not cash is useful, follow our hosts down a rabbit hole of foster dogs, country music singers, an...

Are you ready for another brain dump adventure with our hosts? This week’s word took a weird turn (okay, maybe that’s every week) but tune in as our hosts discuss adults dressed in animal costumes, fake islands that are real islands, and modes of transportation.  Thanks for listening!    Make sure to follow our socials (@Kristinekapow and @riotofwords) to stay up to date on all things Satisfying S...

Hello, again! Our hosts are back with another episode full of fun facts and nonsense. Are you ready? Today’s random word took some interesting turns but the most fun was traveling back in time to the days of the telegram. Don’t know what a telegram is? Don’t worry. Our hosts will explain — with sound effects.  Tune in for a delightful correspondence on pandas, a trip to DC, mouse traps, and cool j...

Today’s episode is not for people who are sensitive about poo. Just warning you!  For everyone else, don’t worry. We didn’t do a deep dive ;) But today’s Random Word did take our hosts down a path of human body functions, hormones, AI, and grammar. If you’re ready to start your day off with a cleanse, this is it.    Make sure to follow our socials (@Kristinekapow and @riotofwords) to stay up to da...

Hey again Satisfying Static fans! We have a good one for you today. Genny, our random word generator, gave our hosts a good word this week that took them through some interesting stream-of-consciousness topics.  Listen in to learn about flowers, Batteries Plus Bulbs (yes, it’s a store), reminiscing about Kmart (renege those), cats being murders, and more! Thanks for listening!   Make sure to follo...

Well hello there! We’re back with another episode and it’s a fun one. Today’s episode touches on celebrities, becoming one with nature, Kristine’s post opp check in, and the mysterious 👀 If that description seems ambiguous…good.    Make sure to follow our socials (@Kristinekapow and @riotofwords) to stay up to date on all things Satisfying Static!   If you're interested in any of the links Kristi...

Thanks for joining us for another episode of Satisfying Static, the pointless podcast with pizzazz!    This week the Random Word Generator gave our hosts a couple of fun ones to jump off of. listen in to learn a little (seriously very little) about WWII, hear some classic country tunes, and laugh along as our hosts go down this week’s rabbit hole.   Make sure to follow our socials (@Kristinekapow...

Well, well, well. We’ve got another week and another episode! To keep this from turning into the Kristine and Maggie update us about their life show, we’ve got a review of Barbie to kick this one off.  Once our hosts ADHD finally allowed them to focus we took the conversation to the skies! And the seas. Or at least yachts. Did you know that the difference between steward and stewardesses isn’t JUS...

Hello again to another episode! We’re so happy you’re here. This week we dive into a slightly shorter update on our hosts lives before firing up the Random Word Generator!  This week we dove into a topic that left Kristine speechless for once. Tune in to find out what Kristine’s signature style looks like and the job Maggie always wanted when she was growing up!    Make sure to follow our socials...

This episode kicks off with your favorite - housekeeping! So if you tune in for the quick update on our hosts lives, this is a good one.  After that, this week’s episode is an interesting whirlwind of bug spray, football, and video games all coming from one word - Raid.  How did they do it? Listen to find out!    Make sure to follow our socials (@Kristinekapow and @riotofwords) to stay up to date...

Welcome back to another episode of Satisfying Static where your constantly inconsistent hosts took us down a rabbit hole of prison, serial killers, and being stuck in not-so-fun cycles.  It’s a way more fun episode than it’s sounding…we swear!  Thanks for listening!   Make sure to follow our socials (@Kristinekapow and @riotofwords) to stay up to date on all things Satisfying Static!   If you're i...

No, don’t worry. This episode isn’t ENTIRELY about Taylor Swift. But, of course, this is the Internet and we can’t have a 30 minute span without mentioning her at least once. It’s the law of the upload.  But! This episode is about Eras of all kinds and our hosts even wander into musical theatre with a conversation about Alexander Hamilton. Just us today to find out which one of our hosts is a Swif...

Do you ever feel like you have ample time to do something and then all of a sudden you have no time at all? Yeah, that’s what writing podcast descriptions is like.  Join our hosts today for a conversation around how time makes no sense, their favorites operas, and a hunt for hip-hoperas.  Enjoy this abridged version of a description and thanks for listening!   Make sure to follow our socials (@Kri...

Oh boy, so we have a show for you today! Are we allowed to call this an educational episode if our hosts learn something? 🤔  Come for the ride as Kristine and Maggie dive down a wormhole…kind of literally. This episode learn if our hosts would still love their partners if they turned into worms, learn how to self-check for worms so you don’t panic run to urgent care for an itchy butt, and learn h...

What’s a resignation dump? Well, we’re not sure either and honestly this episode isn’t really about that 😅    Listen in to join Kristine and Maggie down a rabbit hole that is resignation letters, garbage dumps, getting dumped, and CarGirl Magazine.    As always, thanks for listening!    Make sure to follow our socials (@Kristinekapow and @riotofwords) to stay up to date on all things Satisfying S...

If you’re an OG and miss the good ol’ days before Kristine got better at editing, then you’ll love this down and dirty episode. Our hosts couldn’t leave you hanging without an episode so this one is edit free and it’s a journey.    Join us as the Random Word Generator teaches us about unions, takes us through some history, and finally lands on a conversation about printers. It’s just the kind of r...

Hello again friends and fans! This week we had a rare occurrence happen on the show: Kristine and Maggie stuck to ONE word.    That’s right. They let the Random Word Generator, or Geni for short, rest as they let their brains wander down a wormhole of holding doors open, boundaries, and who knows what else. Listen and find out!    Make sure to follow our socials (@Kristinekapow and @riotofwords) t...

The words this week: Kettle, Precede   After a long (and mysterious hiatus) our hosts Kristine and Maggie are back! Tune in to find out where they’ve been, what the heck kettles have to do with anything, and learn the difference between proceed and precede.    If you’re looking for some easy eavesdropping while you go about your day, you found the right podcast!   Make sure to follow our socials (...

Welcome to another episode of nonsense and nostalgia! This week catch up Kristine’s progress with Millimeters of Mervin and how you can see the photos, find out what avant garde means, hear our hosts discuss moving out of your hometown, and we take a quick tour of Amsterdam’s Red Light District.    Thank you for listening and giving us something to do every week. As always, thank you for listening...

This week on Satisfying Static we get some life updates on our wonderful hosts. Kristine has been elbow deep in old slides and Maggie has been begging for work - so definitely don’t want to miss this update! As always, the Random Word Generator threw them for a loop with some interesting choices. Listen in to find out how “pardon” turned into a conversation about Kristine’s love of that guys from...

Thanks for joining us for another episode! This week Kristine and Maggie tackle sailing (and sales because Maggie is bad at listening), sea life, getting shafted, and embarrassment.  Find out how they tired it all together in this week’s battle with the Random Word Generator.  Make sure to follow our socials (@Kristinekapow and @riotofwords) to stay up to date on all things Satisfying Static!   In...