Satellite of Love: A Telstar Podcast

It's only taken 3 weeks to edit and publish! It's the second half of the 25/26 Satties awards. We go through all the squad ratings as voted on by our listeners and rather confusingly James gives scores out of 10 and Wes gives stars out of 5 because why would we keep it simple and easy? Don't worry new season content will be arriving soon!

It's finally here! The stars have come out to shine as we celebrate the first annual 'Satties'. Who will win player of the season? Who scored the Goal of the Season? Hit that play button!

Wes and James look back on an iconic afternoon at Volendam where Telstar secured their survival in the Eredivisie. The immortals of this club sealed their place in history with an epic win. We also take a deep dive into our new manager Henk Brugge!

James and Wes digest the 3-0 home win against Heracles and discuss the pivotal upcoming game against Volendam that could make or break Telstar's season.

We're back and we try to catch up with everything that's happened and discuss Telstar past, present and future.

James and Wes take a look back at the away defeat to Telstar - celebrate the contribution of Anthony Correia, reflect on the future of the club and it's players.

James and Wes look over a frustrating game against FC Groningen, discuss Anthony Correia's future and the run in for the relegation dog fight.

James and Wes finally talk about the PSV win at home! Apologies this episode was a little rushed and it was late but I hope you appreciate it.

Wes and James discuss the paradox between performances and results and if faith in good performances can sustain us in the dark night of the soul that is defeat against Heerenveen

James and Wes rejoice in a wonderful away win and speculate whether we can search the back of the sofa and find the money to buy Cedric Hatenboer,

Telstar's cup run ended in contentious circumstances on Wednesday night. James and Wes dissect the game and other matters.

James and Wes enjoy the victory from Friday night and discuss mental health, contracts, loanees and Owusu's place in the squad.

Telstar slumped to a 2-1 defeat despite a late rally, where do we go from here?

Another week where three points slip from Telstar's grasp in the final moments. Wes and James dive into it.

James and Wes review the historic cup win against Go Ahead and the draw away in Deventer.

James and Wes hop back on to discuss the late transfer moves by Telstar last night

Wes and James dissect the 4-1 away defeat Zwolle but try and lighten the mood by psychoanalysing the chess choices of the Telstar players and the best socks for cold nights in IJmuiden.

James and Wes discuss the home defeat to AZ from the previous weekend and discuss our Lord and Saviour Sem van Duijn who hopefully knows how to kick the ball in the net.

Wes and James review the 2-2 away draw at Excelsior from Saturday. Highlights

Telstar triumphed over Almere in the KNVB Beker!

We're back to cover the 3-2 defeat against Ajax from Sunday 11th January. Match Highlights Link to interview with Anthony (Thanks Soufian!)

Happy New Year! Wes and James discuss Telstar's Spanish training camp and take a deep dive in new signing Hatenboer's credentials!

Wes and James present a bumper episode of Telstar joy.

Merry Christmas everyone, we end the year on a sweet note with three points in the league that take us out of the relegation zone and we advanced further in the cup with against Hoek Thank you for listening! Breda Match Highlights! Hoek Match Highlights!

Strap in as we review the Nijmegen game and once again explore the world of SC Telstar! Match Highlights