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text us if... "I'm sorry - I'm sorry because, no matter what I try to do... you're gonna die, Charlie." - Desmond David Hume Original episode air date 2/14/2007 In this episode: Cowards, whisky, and... time travel? In other news,  Agnes actually agrees with Lisa that this is a good episode! Please note our modified summer schedule Support the show Take our listener survey...

text us if... "I've been on this island for 3 years, Jack. 3 years, 2 months, and 28 days. He said that if I let him live and I helped you -- that he would finally let me go home." - Juliet Burke Original episode air date 2/7/2007 In this episode: Revenge, crazy anagrams and easter eggs, & a clockwork Hydra. In other news,  Lisa is way down the rabbit hole & Agnes will not b...

text us if... "Please, don't! I'll do anything you want!" - Kate Austen Original episode air date 11/8/06 In this episode: Ironic priests, wheels making decisions, & where north isn't. In other news,  Agnes and Lisa both forgot to introduce themselves, smh. Please note our modified summer schedule Support the show Take our listener survey   The views expressed by our g...

text us if... "I did not ask for the life that I was given, but it was given nonetheless, and with it I did my best." - Mr. Eko Original episode air date 11/1/06 In this episode: foreseen funerals that we now can't remember, the origin of a popular internet trend, & at least we didn't say beta max. In other news,  Agnes is now a Granny and Lisa is tired of adulting. Please...

text us if... "Did you really just kill that bunny?" - James "Sawyer" Ford Original episode air date 10/25/06 In this episode: a mysterious Cassidy connection, a fertility doctor, and another island! In other news, Agnes gets what she wants and Lisa finds old beer in a wall. Please note our modified summer schedule Support the show Take our listener survey   The views expressed...

text us if... "I'm going to save Mr Eko's life" - John Locke Original episode air date 10/18/06 In this episode: expecting the unexpected, trucks in caves, & a naked Scotsman! In other news, Lisa is in the middle of a major move and Agnes has the patience of a saint. Please note our modified summer schedule Support the show Take our listener survey   The views expressed by...

text us if... "Why are you lying to me, Sayid?" - Sun Kwon Original episode air date 10/11/06 In this episode: Dying for children...only, Sayid drops the ball, & more "other" conspiracy theories! In other news, we had some audio issues again and really tried to make the best of it. Please note our modified summer schedule Support the show Take our listener survey   The view...

text us if... "Where are my friends? Tell me where my friends are!" - Jack Shephard Original episode air date 10/4/06 In this episode: Alex is back and we talk about what a let down the premiere was, new characters, and bacon! In other news, we had some audio issues again and really tried to make the best of it. Please note our modified summer schedule Support the show Take our listener...

text us if... In this special episode we have hilarious guest Germar Derron back on to chat about season 2 frenemies, unsatisfying episodes, subliminal marketing, & so much more! Check out more from Germar Twitter: @ GermarDerron Insta: @ GermarDerron https://looktocookies.tumblr.com/ http://www.looktothecookie.org Please note our modified summer schedule Support the show Take our listener sur...

text us if... In this episode: We talk about some of our favorite and not so favorite things about season 2 and talk about what kinds of crazy things will happen in season 3. In other news, Agnes gives us one hell of a clusterf*ck theory and Lisa is just... baffled. Please note our modified summer schedule Support the show Take our listener survey   The views expressed by our guests may not reflec...

text us if... "I think I crashed your plane." - Desmond David Hume Original episode air date 5/24/06 In this episode: crazy statues, tough parental choices, and more crazy coincidences. In other news, Agnes has more questions than ever and Lisa has never watched the Godfather movies Please note our modified summer schedule Support the show Take our listener survey   The views expressed b...

text us if... "Guess you believe in hell then." - Michael Dawson Original episode air date 5/17/06 Disclaimer: We had a problem with our audio this week and unfortunately we had to choose between releasing with sh*tty audio or rerecording. We chose to release as is because we felt that recording again would not have been authentic. Hope you can understand :) In this episode: whiny bitch...

text us if... "Take me to the question mark" - Mr. Eko Original episode air date 5/10/06 In this episode: ride or die questions, unexpected visitors, and another Dharma station. In other news, Lisa says hurry up and schedule your fan favorite episode for season 2 before it's too late. Please note our modified summer schedule Support the show Take our listener survey   The views expr...

text us if... "You tell anyone about this, and I'll kill you." - Ana Lucia Cortez Original episode air date 5/3/06 In this episode: weird in-law relationships, more purgatory talk, and wtf Michael?!? In other news, Agnes sings more and Lisa wants you to get in touch with us if you want to record a season 2 fan favorite! Please note our modified summer schedule Support the show Take...

text us if... "I think I liked you better when you just hit people with your stick." - Bernard Nadler Original episode air date 4/12/06 In this episode: comfortable relationships, missed island feels, & what D.O.C. stands for, In other news, Lisa might have to give Agnes a corrective action for missing parts of the episode Please note our modified summer schedule Support the show Tak...

text us if... "Did either of you see a guy run through here... in a bathrobe... with a coconut?" - Hugo "Hurley" Reyes Original episode air date 4/5/06 In this episode: no fake president or is there?, sex sidebars, and logical hallucinations. In other news, Agnes still wants to watch a future episode out of order and Lisa has x-rated questions... Please note our modified summer...

text us if... "What'd you do, steal their livers?" - John Locke Original episode air date 3/29/06 In this episode: strange maps, mysterious food drops, and two Henrys In other news, Agnes is still excited about a tweet and Lisa has loud looks Please note our modified summer schedule Support the show Take our listener survey   The views expressed by our guests may not reflect the vie...

text us if... "Of course, if I was one of them, these people that you just assume are your enemies, what would I do? There would be no balloon so I would draw them out to a really secluded place, like a cave or some underbrush, a good place for a trap... an ambush. And when your friends got there a bunch of my people would be waiting for them. Then they would use them to trade for me. I guess...

text us if... "My baby's sick and they did something to him." - Claire Littleton Original episode air date 3/1/06 In this episode: mommy shaming, vaccinations, and bat sh*t crazy 'others' In other news, Agnes mentions the dreaded "P" word and Lisa actually has nothing to say about Ana Lucia (for a change) Please note our modified summer schedule Support the show...

text us if... "My name is Sayid Jarrah and I am a torturer." - Sayid Jarrah Original episode air date 2/15/06 In this episode: doctors vs soldiers, the worst army ever, and the "wizard of Lost". In other news, Agnes wants to randomly watch an episode from season 6 and also gives baking tips. Please note our modified summer schedule Support the show Take our listener survey   Th...

text us if... "Ain't that just like a woman? She keeps the house, you get the cheap-ass apartment. Man, I thought these people hated me, but I gotta hand it to you... Stealing a baby, trying to drown it, now that's a new low. You even made Locke take a swing at you. Hell, that's like getting Ghandi to beat his kids." - James "Sawyer" Ford Original episode air dat...

text us if... "Kate sees a horse. Nothing. Pretty much everyone's seen Walt wandering around the jungle. But when its Charlie, it must be the bloody drugs, right?" - Charlie Pace Original episode air date 1/26/06 In this episode: baptism, babynapping, and grown men wearing diapers. In other news, Agnes and Lisa both agree that Charlie's episodes tend to fall kinda flat. Please...

text us if... "Ooh, fifty days? That's, what, almost two whole months. Tell me, you go over a man's house for the first time, do you take off your shoes, d'you put your feet up on his coffee table, d'you walk in the kitchen, eat food that doesn't belong to you, open the door to rooms you got no business opening? You know, somebody a whole lot smarter than anybody here...

text us if... "Yemi, I understand that you live in a world where righteousness and evil seem very far apart, but that is not the real world." - Mr. Eko Original episode air date 1/11/06 The audio in this episode is spotty in some spots so we apologize in advance. Thanks for listening! In this episode: complicated brother relationships, drugs, and warlords of the Valley of the Shadow of D...

text us if... "Can you hear me? Sawyer? Wayne? I'm probably crazy and this doesn't matter, but maybe you're in there somehow. But you asked me a question. You asked me why... why I did it. It wasn't because you drove my father away, or the way you looked at me, or because you beat her. It's because I hated that you were a part of me... that I would never be good. That...