Sass N Sips

text us if... "I was pregnant." - Ana-Lucia Cortez Original episode air date 11/23/05 In this episode: race riots, hot uniforms,  40 year old babies, and Michael finally gets some respect. In other news, Agnes thinks her epiphany is validated and Lisa is triggered and goes on a rant. Please note our modified summer schedule Support the show Take our listener survey   The views expressed...

text us if... "The kids! They took the kids!" - Libby Original episode air date 11/16/05 In this episode: What a difference 48 days makes in Ana Lucia! Please note our modified summer schedule Support the show Take our listener survey   The views expressed by our guests may not reflect the views of Sass n Sips. Check out Spreadshop ! http://arthemisclothing.ca - Use SASSPOD for 15% off h...

text us if... "So, does all this - the tent, flowers - mean that we're serious now?" - Shannon Rutherford Original episode air date 11/9/05 In this episode: Island dates, wicked step moms, and another lostie gone to gun violence. In other news, Agnes sings again to remember Shannon and Lisa is a horrible person. But we already knew that. Join us at Patreon for exclusive content, ad-...

text us if... "I don't think I've ever seen you angry" - Sun Kwon Original episode air date 10/19/05 In this episode: meet-cutes, lost wedding rings, and somehow we ended with size, body shaming, & the joys of gray sweatpants & t*tties Agnes thinks her predictions about Shannon have been right so far and Lisa thinks we should do the podcast in lingerie lol. Please note...

text us if... “Let me tell you something, Rose. We were all fine before we had any potato chips. Now we've got these potato chips, everyone's gonna want them. So, Steve gets them, Charlie's pissed, but not pissed at Steve, he's pissed at me. And I'm gonna be in the middle of it. And then it's gonna be, "What about us?" "Why didn't I get any potato...

text us if... In this bonus episode, "Agnes and Lisa play never have I ever" using fan submissions! Please note our modified summer schedule Support the show Take our listener survey   The views expressed by our guests may not reflect the views of Sass n Sips. Check out Spreadshop ! http://arthemisclothing.ca - Use SASSPOD for 15% off https://www.muzmm.com - Code SASSPOD for 20% off http...

text us if... "You want your damn thirty dollars back? I want my kidney back!" - John Locke Original episode air date 10/5/05 In this episode: "other" theories, unlikely friends, and more Ana Lucia! Agnes is enjoying season 2 so far. Could it be she is finally seeing what everyone else already knew? Please note our modified summer schedule Support the show Take our listener sur...

text us if... original episode air dates: 9/21/05 & 9/28/05 In this episode we take an extremely deep dive into the episodes with a guest host. We know the episode is long but Alex swears his presence means this is the best yet so we left it long. That's what she said. We also get into race issues, doctor patient emotions, and imaginary relationship scenarios. Please note our modified sum...

text us if... *warning* minor spoiler 1:02:25-1:03:03 In this bonus episode we play games based on LOST and talk about what Agnes thinks could happen in the second season. We also get real about things such as quarantine life, chronic illness, depression, and why we started the podcast. We are still unsure if it is inspiring or depressing but we'll let you decide. Please note our modified sum...

text us if... In this FF episode, Jeff Bisti, host of the Terminal Talk Mainframe podcast, joins us to talk about season one of LOST. Ever wonder if there's a mysterious waterslide on the island? Would the show still have the same hold on us now as it did in 2004 if it were released today? And how does the game Myst and the show Community relate to LOST? Jeff explains it all to us! Jeff Bisti...

text us if... In this special episode we have guest Germar Derron on talking about favorite moment from season one, how he got into LOST, and how he's going to create a podcast called "Here's where Sass N Sips were wrong". Check out more from Germar Twitter: @ GermarDerron Insta: @ GermarDerron https://looktocookies.tumblr.com/ http://www.looktothecookie.org Please note our mod...

text us if... *WARNING* Minor spoilers ahead 1:08:15-1:08:50 1:19:00-1:20:18 1:28:02-1:29:20 "You have only three choices: run, hide... or die" - Danielle Rousseau Original air date(s) 5/18/05 & 5/25/05 In this episode: childish federal marshals, quirks for glasses, the black rock, and island farts. In other news, Lisa gives Agnes better trivia with minor spoilers and she has her min...

text us if... We are celebrating the completion of LOST season 1 by giving away amazon gift cards to a few lucky fans. Check us out at Instagram @sass.n.sips for full details! Thank you everyone for a great first season. Looking forward to many more with you! -Agnes & Lisa <3 Support the show Take our listener survey   The views expressed by our guests may not reflect the views of Sass n Si...

text us if... "Hey Sawyer; I want your spot, I'll get your spot" - Kate Austen A secret from Kate's past is revealed. Original air date 5/11/05 In this episode: Our favorite diamond, a mysterious letter, a long lost love, should Locke kick Jack's a**, and a few more pieces of Kate's puzzle? In other news this episode turns Agnes into a red string conspiracy theorist a...

text us if... "I did it because I sensed you might be our best hope in surviving here, but I don't forgive what you did, and I certainly don't trust you, and now you're going to take me to the hatch." - Sayid Jarrah After burying one of their own, tempers flare as the castaways grow suspicious towards each other. Original air date 5/4/05 Happy Star Wars Day! In this episod...

text us if... "Veins are like a wet noodle. First you have to find one. Then you have to pierce it with  a hollow needle. I have bamboo!" - Jack Shephard Claire goes into labor while Jack tends to a badly injured Boone. Original air date 4/6/05 In this episode: whatever happens on the island stays on the island, business transactions between married couples, Al Bundy is the best TV dad,...

text us if... "It was a dream, but it was the most real thing I've ever experienced." - John Locke Original episode air date: 3/30/05 In this episode: Boone is still a whiny baby, Gods everywhere, and quarantine tangents Agnes gets up to about 96 degree. Lisa still thinks it's not enough. We are still asking listeners to send in their "never have I ever" submissions a...

text us if... "Okay, that thing in the woods: maybe it's a monster, maybe it's a pissed-off giraffe! I don't know! The fact that no one is even looking for us, yeah, that's weird, but I just go along with it, because I'm along for the ride! Good old fun-time Hurley! Well guess what? Now, I want some friggin' answers!" - Hurley Original episode air date: 3/2/...

text us if... Quarantine got us making new friends! In this episode: Agnes and Lisa chat with Julz and Michelle AKA the ladies from the JAM podcast. Head on over to their podcast at https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jam/id1497371523 to hear the second part of the conversation. Follow them on Instagram @Julzandmichellepodcast Please note our modified summer schedule Support the show Take our li...

text us if... Original episode air date: 2/23/05 In this episode: Jin's first english word, a decent dad, and way too many "that's what she saids". In other news, we really amp up the sipping while trying to out sexual innuendo the other which really only ends in us drinking too much. That's what she said. Please note our modified summer schedule Support the show Take our...

text us if... "Thank you, boar expert" - James 'Sawyer' Ford Original episode air date: 2/16/05 In this episode: Being triggered before it was a thing, Sawyer screws up a shooting (again), killing it with science, better boar communication skills, and a real character crossover! In other news, Lisa was dealing with severe allergies and absolutely hates her voice in this episode...

text us if... "You call yourselves ladies - Jane Austen would be ashamed!" - Charlie Pace Original episode air date: 2/9/05 In this episode: Do blonde's really have more fun?, tv show tangents, dropping panties, and the return of the make believe peanut butter. In other news, Lisa has trouble remember the simple things and dehydration makes Agnes silly. Or maybe it's the beer....

text us if... "Am I being punished?" - Walter Lloyd In this episode: Terrible dog accessories, Michael still needs to grow up, and kids can be brats. Agnes blames math for her slow rise with degrees. Please note our modified summer schedule Support the show Take our listener survey   The views expressed by our guests may not reflect the views of Sass n Sips. Check out Spreadshop ! http:/...

text us if... "We're not going to stare at this thing for four months, are we?" - Boone Carlyle Original episode air date: 1/12/05 In this episode: We are drinking and talking about non alcoholic alcohol, the worst sex scene, wonky thoughts, and more. In other news, Agnes moves up 1 pitiful f*^%ing degree and serenades you. Again. Lisa forgets words and wants to be Agnes. Please not...

text us if... "It belong to the man I killed." - Kate Austen Original episode air date: 1/5/05 In this episode: Kate and Sawyer give Tom and Jerry vibes, Claire is forgotten, and a Haliburton case deep dive. In other news, Agnes is working on her coffee table table book (like Kate's alias) and will serenade you and Lisa has the munchies. Please note our modified summer schedule Supp...