Same Day Shipping: Real Love & Fake Relationships

It's time for another installment of Same Day Shipping All-Stars. 200 of the Shipper's favorite characters to ship (and to anti-ship!) go into a big ol' pot and get mixed up and shipped around until everyone has hearts in their eyes! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How do you go from being slut shamed by your neighbor to boinking them? There's gotta be a way, right? Then, it's some sort of Die Hard anniversary, so it's time for Die Hard Ships! Happy anniversary and just keep livin'. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We just can't get away from Balloon Adventure movie, can we? Then, Star Wars Episode I Racer was SUPPOSED to come out this week, so we're talking Episode One Ships. Does that mean Star Wars? Occasionally, sure! Also means we're talking Murder She Wrote and trying desperately to remember The Nanny. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What do you do when you show up on an island and then... something... happens? [Hey, it's me: Patrick. I write the episode descriptions. How's it going? This is week's Hot Take (which is what we call out cold opens - it's cute, right?) is about Too Hot To Handle. As is the case with all the Netflix reality shows, Kelly, Ryan, and Colin all watched it and love it and have funny things to say about...

What do you do when your SO keeps track of your relationship with an elaborate spreadsheet? Is that creepier than journaling and WHY IS THAT SO MUCH CREEPIER THAN JOURNALING. Plus, at the time of recording, it's April 26, which makes it Alien Day! The shippers have the hottest alien ships to discuss! E.T., Lilo and Stitch, Mass Effect! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Final Fantasy VII is back, so you know what that means! The shippers are going to find the perfect ship for all the main characters - including all those characters you don't actually get to in the Remake! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What do you do when your friends don't text you back? Nah nah nah: what do you do when you friend CALLS YOU OUT for not texting back on yer dang podcast? This drama plays out in real time and the ultimate relationship fans may have to mend their own (relationships, that is). If the Shippers can patch things up before the episode is also, they also planned to discuss "Quiet Ships." It's wild to thi...

What do you do when your new crush wants to be quarantined with you? Welcome her in for untold months or shut the door without saying a word? Then it's on to Home Ships. You know home, right? It's the place you never leave anymore? OHGODIMSOBOREDANDLONELY... I mean enjoy the show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What do you do when your SO's kids try to bring her ex back from the dead? Then, everyone is trapped on their own homes, and there's a new Animal Crossing where you build a town on a deserted island, so the Dips are talking Island Ships! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What happens when you find yourself in a scenario you've seen in three different versions of the Twilight Zone, an episode of The Simpsons, and maybe a Futurama? Then, it's Friday the 13th, so we come together with some ships about that. What are we focusing on here? Slashers? Unluckiness? Just Fridays in general? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's another twofer! Kelly and Colin talk about loving the puppet but not the hand, vampiric sexual tension, and bad wigs that make sex good. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Okay, so can your SO's ex be both invisible AND not-evil? Seems like invisibility and evil go hand-in-hand, right? Then Ryan and Patrick leap into a longer-than-usual year with their favorite Leap Ships. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ryan and Kelly talk Love is Blind, out on Netflix now. There's so much to cover! Villainous love rhombuses, white scientists from Maine, and obviously, Nick Lachey. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We've got another duo ship for you this week! Ryan and Colin discuss their favorite Saint Ships to celebrate the holiday (that neither of them celebrate.) How would Beethoven the dog fair in ancient Ireland? Are Jake and Elwood Blues worthy of canonisation? More importantly can the shippers fix the missed opportunity that was Blues Brothers 2000? Also; Murder, She Wrote, "mafia detectives" and inc...

What do you do when your S.O. has to kiss someone else as part of a secret mission? (You have a protracted conversation about The Matrix Reloaded, of course.) Then, Patrick and Colin had a little bit of confusion about what the topic is... after losing a "Bird Ships" episode, they attempt the later half of that equation with "Prey Ships"... or "Homonym Ships"... or "Pray Ships"... Look, it's a fun...

What do you do when you're trapped on a space cruise with your SO for 3 years? You become the Phantom of the Opera and make up a bunch of cool sci-fi stuff happen. Then, Kelly and Patrick use the release of The Rhythm Section to talk about their favorite Rhythm Ships! School of Rock! Black Swan! Whiplash! PaRappa the Rapper! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kelly and Ryan and Colin are sooooo happy that everyone independently decided to watch The Circle on Netflix. Meanwhile, Patrick hasn't watched The Circle on Netflix (how would someone even accomplish such a task?). Then, the Shippers celebrate the return of the Chilling Adventures of Sabrina (also on Netflix) by talking through their favorite Witch Ships. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy fo...

Would you do the bidding of a rogue nun in order to figure out if your SO fucked some hot count overseas? Then, there's a new Bad Boys movie so the Shippers come up with multiple Good Ideas for Bad Ships. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Okay, what if I describe the sexiest person imaginable... Do you have it? Are you picturing it? Are you picturing SANTA CLAUS? No! You're picturing the Witcher (second place would be the mustache-spy from Mission Impossible. Then, the Shippers unpack their complicated feelings about The Rise of Skywalker in a spoiler-filled debrief about all the ships that didn't sail (and the ships that didn't sa...

Hello Shippers! We couldn't get together this week to record an episode so please enjoy this classic from the vault. Dragon Ships! We'll be back with a new ep next week, but until then, keep shipping Mushu with everyone and anyone. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sometimes, you have to realize that you are the clown you always feared the most. Other times, there's a new Star Wars movie, so the Shippers have a spoiler-free conversation about which Star Wars characters are the most unshippable (and holy cow, are some of these monsters unshippable). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Look, the Shippers are just never going to trust time travelers, even when they claim to be knights. Then, there's a new Jumanji movie, which features Dwayne Johnson, therefore the topic of the day is ROCK SHIPS. Is there an extended conversation about The Thing (Fantastic Four) ships? Hey, you bet. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

...in which the conversation inevitably turns to which phone would be the most effective vibrator. Then, there's a movie out today with Felicity Jones and Eddie Redmayne where she's an expert balloonist and he's definitely not Stephen Hawking. It's called Aeronauts and the trailer is hilarious. So the Dippers are talking Flying Ships! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What do you do if you find yourself in a "Servant" scenario, and the baby you're taking care of turns out to be a doll? You GET PAID, right? Maybe you're too embarrassed to GET PAID!?!? Then, it's Knives Out day, so prepare for some Murder Mystery Ships! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Frozen 2 is in theatres and Disney+ is in our homes, which can only mean one thing: it's time for Disney Ships III. Get ready for all-new ships from across the Disney cannon... and at least one re-litigation of an old ship... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.