Same Day Shipping: Real Love & Fake Relationships

What do you do when you're obviously crazy, but the papers insist on referring to you as "mild mannered"? Do you ride it out or try to right the injustice? I mean, if that's an AP headline, you probably can't do shit. Then, because the shippers can't let October go, they artificially stretch it out to yet another week - this time calling it OctFoalBer. Y'know, like a horse. And everyone definitely...

What do you do when you can't convince anyone to watch your favorite sexy TV show? Also what if you're the only person who finds it sexy? Also also what if you're Colin J. Morris and this isn't so much a hypothetical question as just your goddamn reality and you really really really want your girlfriend to watch Taboo with you??? Then, fake October and forced word play continues with OctFoeBer Shi...

What do you do when you find yourself in a genuine Degraci situation? Is there enough communication in the world to get you through one of those things? Then, the calendar may say "November", but the Shippers ain't done with October. That's right, it's the first Friday in OctFauxber, so we talkin' fakes and phonies. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What do you do when you're too sick to pull off the heist with your SO? And who is to blame when you start barfing all over the cash you boosted from the mafia stronghold? (Subquestion: is there anything more embarrassing or unpleasant than pooing your pants?) Then, hey, it's Halloween, which means it's time for Tales from the Ship. Does everyone understand the black cat-egory? Or do they all just...

What do you do when a bumbling detective tries to get you to fake your death to trick your SO? Depends on how charming that detective is, right? Then it's time to discuss Leftover Ships. Friends who are left over, topics that are left over, and leftover enthusiasts! (But, weirdly, no mention of HBOs "The Leftovers.") Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What do you do when your SO's aversion to pornography is due to the fact that their parents are porn stars? Then, DC has released a Batman - Death in the Family animated movie, which means the Shippers are discussing ships that would be perfect if only one meddling character would be taken out (i.e., murdered) first. It's Take 'Em Out Ships! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informat...

What do you do when there's drama around not inviting the one terrible person in your friend group to your wedding? Relatedly, Kelly and Ryan have been watching Selling Sunset. Then: the Shipple Dips fight the War on Grandpa - it's time for Grandpa Ships. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What if your life changed for the better, but your SO wanted it to change back? (There's a twist here...) Then, Star Wars Squadrons is out, so we're talking Pilot Ships. Does that mean ships from pilot episodes? Characters that pilot things falling in love? Oh: it's at least these two things and maybe some more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What do you do when you discover your DoorDash driver is one of the most despicable pedalers of faux-intellectual alt-right propaganda trash in the country? The Shippers work out some ambient rage on this topic before turning to the return of FX's Fargo. This can only mean one thing: Dontcha Know Ships! Minnesotans! North Dakotans! Ohioans? Sure they count! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy f...

In the post-post-post-apocalyptic future, a young woman is exiled from the small religious enclave of Haven for a crime she did not commit. Lurking in the surreal horror of the wilds are beasts and fiends, but these monsters illuminate her past, her relationships, and the circumstances surrounding her exile. This is her audio diary. Available wherever you get your podcasts and comes out Thursdays....

Colin tries to convince his friends that it's not so weird to keep the remains of 30 pets in your one-room apartment. The boxes he's keeping those remains in, evidently, are very nice. Then, it's time to discuss Girls on a Mission ships. It's two two girls, trying to get shit done, maybe sharing a few smooches along the way! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Do you assume that your SO is in some kind of body swap scenario? Or cheating on you? You'd be surprised which one the Shippers all assume. Then, there's a new Avengers game out there, and some of the character models are a little wonky, so it's time to talk Avengers ANTI-SHIPS. Who in the Marvel universe is too repugnant to ship with anything? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more infor...

What do you do when you find out your SO has been scamming the company they work for out of hundreds of thousands of dollars? You GET IN ON IT. Right? Bilk away, I say. Then, there's a new Bill & Ted movie, so it's time the Shippledips talk Face the Music ships! Best Little Whorehouse in Texas! Ten Years! Airheads! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

DC's Fandome is this weekend, which feels like a perfect opportunity for one of Kelly's patented blackout rage-tirades about the Snyder Cut. Oh, wait, no: I mean it's the perfect opportunity to randomly match up the best of the best of the DC Universe with a list of SDS All-Stars! Can the shippers get out of this one without ogling Dick Grayson's ass? No! Of course they can't! Why would they even...

Look, first of all, don't have your wedding in Coronavirus time. You think you want that, but MY GOD, it can wait. But then also, p l e a s e don't sing a custom medley of parody Disney songs during your maid of honor speech. I mean, gross, right? Then, Teenage Bounty Hunters is out on Netflix, so it's time to explore Crime and School and Ships! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more info...

What do you do when a VERY SITCOM-Y premise plays out, and your S.O. steals your perfectly crafted joke? Probably just watch that episode of Happy Endings and do what they did? Then, there's a new Fast & Furious video game called "Fast & Furious: Crossroads" which means it's time to discuss Crossroads Ships. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mogge's got some beef with the list of America's Best Sleuths as it appears on the Murder She Wrote DVD box set special features (seriously, why is Sherlock Holmes on this list), so the Shipple Dips hash it out. Then, there's a new movie about the ACLU's non-stop fights against the Trump administration coming out today, and that movie is called "The Fight." That's justification enough to talk abou...

You've had a whole conversation with someone without noticing the person sitting next to them. Is that person just boring? Or some kind of ghost? Maybe you're the ghost? Then, believe it or not, baseball is starting up (THAT SEEMS SAFE), so the Shipple Dips are taking it to the diamond and sliding into home ship. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Marvel at the Shipple Dips as they unanimously (?) agree that there is A Right Way to do something... like cut a watermelon. Then, it's time for a new entry in the Paper Mario franchise which means: Paper Ships! Newspaper? That counts? From a book? That counts too! Related to paper in some mysterious third way (that also might be the first way)? OF COURSE THAT COUNTS TOO. Hosted on Acast. See acas...

How much time could you, realistically, stay with your serial-killer-hunting boyfriend after they use their most EXTRA techniques to make your son cry? (Boy, these things are getting dark.) Then: The Old Guard is out on Netflix, which means it's time to discuss Unkillable Ships. Immortal beings? People that die, but keep coming back? Or just ships so gross Ryan, Patrick and Colin will never convin...

A dramatic reading of an Am I The Asshole leads to some serious questions about what hobbies are deal breakers. Funko Pops? Always a broken deal. Then, Hamilton is on Disney Plus, so the Dippers are talkin' Musical Ships! That Thing You Do! A Goofy Movie! The King and I! My Fair Lady! Little Shop of Horrors! Chicago! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, the shippers are taking a break, but we didn't want to leave your feeds empty. As regular listeners know, Ryan has a WB Alien drama close to her heart and Patrick is a good friend up for adventure. Together, they host Welcome Back to Roswell, a show dedicated to recapping the 90's teen soap Roswell and the current adult soap Roswell, New Mexico . RNM season 2 is on Netflix this week, so...

A conversation about following a boy to New York turns into a Sliding Doors "What If?" scenario. Magic and time travel and retcons... ships are tough.... so tough they die? AND COME SHAMBLING BACK TO LIFE AS ZOMBIES? Is it possible we've never done zombie ships before? Shrug emoji on this one - pretty sure it's a new topic. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Is it a total violation to know what someone is thinking just because you hear the song that's in their heart? I mean, probably? Then, while the Shippledips usually prefer to see their ships sail, maybe some sexual tension is better left unresolved. It's time for Unresolved Sexual Tension (UST) Ships! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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